― 𝗝𝘂𝘃𝗶𝗲
@juveniledetention.bsky.social
― WHAT?! NO!! Well, maybe the weak ones'll get picked off, but 𝘶𝘩𝘩... Damnit, what would Holden say? "𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣!"
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Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
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Parody account, not affliated with CKC. Penned by Pie!
Pinned
I used to wilt flowers, now I make them grow,
I was sour, I was mean, kids would 𝗰𝗿𝘆 when they looked at me
But that all 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝...
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⤷ Reposting this pinned and liking it to balance it out gives me proper support! Thank you in advance.
I was sour, I was mean, kids would 𝗰𝗿𝘆 when they looked at me
But that all 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝...
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⤷ Reposting this pinned and liking it to balance it out gives me proper support! Thank you in advance.
Don't get so cute with me, it makes me feel all warm n' fuzzy in the inside, which is not somethin' I'm used to, at all.
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Don't get so cute with me, it makes me feel all warm n' fuzzy in the inside, which is not somethin' I'm used to, at all.
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
... I'm not gonna kiss anyone, less it's my actual love interest.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
... I'm not gonna kiss anyone, less it's my actual love interest.
( open starter )
[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
( open starter )
[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
... Guess I like girls now, huh.
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
... Guess I like girls now, huh.
Gotta step up my flirting game, you know? Keep it a buck withcha!
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Gotta step up my flirting game, you know? Keep it a buck withcha!
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
I'll see you in there then, thanks for talkin' to me... it was... nice, I guess, heh...
THAT'S MY FUTURE GIRL YOU'RE TALKING TO, JACKASS!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
THAT'S MY FUTURE GIRL YOU'RE TALKING TO, JACKASS!!
Like this post for me to punch you in the gut.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Like this post for me to punch you in the gut.
And if I lost my touch, apologies do no harm! 'Cause you got a hold of my heart, and I know it's worn-- So won't you please, spare me indignity? And won't you please give me some decency?
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
... There's a pizza placed called Lil Greaser's, they serve some pretty good grub, not too far, but it is from where I live, so... hopefully that's not an issue.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
... There's a pizza placed called Lil Greaser's, they serve some pretty good grub, not too far, but it is from where I live, so... hopefully that's not an issue.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
[ Awkward little cough before whispering a little pet name very quickly. ]
... Dear.
[ Groan... trying to hide their blush slightly. ]
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
[ Groan... trying to hide their blush slightly. ]
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
I-- damn, you're 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 good at makin' me get all flustered, huh...? Fine, then it's a date, Pear.
... Not... really? I mean, if you want it to be, sure, let's call it a date, it's more like-- a meet-up... thing, like a hangout. Jus'... an opportunity for us to get to know each other better, right?
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
... Not... really? I mean, if you want it to be, sure, let's call it a date, it's more like-- a meet-up... thing, like a hangout. Jus'... an opportunity for us to get to know each other better, right?
Same to ya, Pearly.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Same to ya, Pearly.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
[ ... Awkward silence after saying Pearly. ]
Pearl, it's swell to meetcha, uh... now, just sayin', it would be better to talk about all of our characteristics if we were in a date, or somethin'. No pushing it though, for now, we're just friends, it seems.
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I thought my plutonium compliment was kinda brilliant!
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I thought my plutonium compliment was kinda brilliant!
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
I... uh, don't know exactly what we should do to get to meet each other better, nice to meetcha, my name's Juvie. I like burnin' shit down, case that wasn't obvious.
Hella City, so, yeah, definitely not. We have Gods that pulverize folk and transform people into objects, if that's anythin'.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hella City, so, yeah, definitely not. We have Gods that pulverize folk and transform people into objects, if that's anythin'.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
I just... ugh, I dunno, thought it was kinda sweet for my style to be appreciated by 𝘺𝘢. But, I did kinda wish we got to talk more outside of that... nuke fiasco.
[ Juvie is going to take pride in that. ]
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
[ Juvie is going to take pride in that. ]
[ They seem to blush a little at the, more sincere compliment this time. ]
Uh... thanks, I guess? I mean I think you're kinda rad, too... kinda. Sorry, was not expectin' that. At all.
Uh... thanks, I guess? I mean I think you're kinda rad, too... kinda. Sorry, was not expectin' that. At all.
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
[ They seem to blush a little at the, more sincere compliment this time. ]
Uh... thanks, I guess? I mean I think you're kinda rad, too... kinda. Sorry, was not expectin' that. At all.
Uh... thanks, I guess? I mean I think you're kinda rad, too... kinda. Sorry, was not expectin' that. At all.
Well, now I feel bad for gettin' a sweet little compliment. That's nice.
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Well, now I feel bad for gettin' a sweet little compliment. That's nice.
... Remember the part where you actually had to reconsider your pick-up line before sayin' it to me? Yeah, no take backs now.
Besides, I thought it was cute, kinda! Nothin' more than that.
Besides, I thought it was cute, kinda! Nothin' more than that.
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
... Remember the part where you actually had to reconsider your pick-up line before sayin' it to me? Yeah, no take backs now.
Besides, I thought it was cute, kinda! Nothin' more than that.
Besides, I thought it was cute, kinda! Nothin' more than that.
[ Visibly cringing. Why would I do this? because it's funny, duh.... ]
Wow, that's the cutest thing someone has ever said to me, ever. I could just roll over n' fall in your arms right now, my sweet little plutonium-239.
Wow, that's the cutest thing someone has ever said to me, ever. I could just roll over n' fall in your arms right now, my sweet little plutonium-239.
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
[ Visibly cringing. Why would I do this? because it's funny, duh.... ]
Wow, that's the cutest thing someone has ever said to me, ever. I could just roll over n' fall in your arms right now, my sweet little plutonium-239.
Wow, that's the cutest thing someone has ever said to me, ever. I could just roll over n' fall in your arms right now, my sweet little plutonium-239.
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Wasn't a big fan of robots anyways...
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Wasn't a big fan of robots anyways...