Rie Merritt
@justrie.bsky.social
Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her
Will not be tolerating your foolishness today
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Will not be tolerating your foolishness today
MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz #FabCon
I thought of this. The men's magazine, with the ripped, super masculine Hugh vs the women's mag where it looks like Hugh does the dishes and puts the kids to bed
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I thought of this. The men's magazine, with the ripped, super masculine Hugh vs the women's mag where it looks like Hugh does the dishes and puts the kids to bed
I don't want to sit next to the ripe bro dude that worked out during his ATL layover for the 5 hour flight to Seattle.
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I don't want to sit next to the ripe bro dude that worked out during his ATL layover for the 5 hour flight to Seattle.
You have to be everything, everywhere, all at once.
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You have to be everything, everywhere, all at once.
I write too. I make lists.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I write too. I make lists.
You just said THIRD, FICTION novel.
That tells me you've written 2 others AND at least one non-fiction/tech book. You're killing it, ma'am.
It was a dark and stormy night....That's all I've got. I can only imagine the emotional toll that comes with pouring something of yourself onto a page.
That tells me you've written 2 others AND at least one non-fiction/tech book. You're killing it, ma'am.
It was a dark and stormy night....That's all I've got. I can only imagine the emotional toll that comes with pouring something of yourself onto a page.
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You just said THIRD, FICTION novel.
That tells me you've written 2 others AND at least one non-fiction/tech book. You're killing it, ma'am.
It was a dark and stormy night....That's all I've got. I can only imagine the emotional toll that comes with pouring something of yourself onto a page.
That tells me you've written 2 others AND at least one non-fiction/tech book. You're killing it, ma'am.
It was a dark and stormy night....That's all I've got. I can only imagine the emotional toll that comes with pouring something of yourself onto a page.
That turkey only released moisture. It definitely did not absorb any.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
That turkey only released moisture. It definitely did not absorb any.
So she put cheese on the cauliflower but not the macaroni? Make that make sense. 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
So she put cheese on the cauliflower but not the macaroni? Make that make sense. 🤣
Then what's stuck you the sides of the serving dish? But if there's no potatoes, maybe that explains the lack of gravy.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Then what's stuck you the sides of the serving dish? But if there's no potatoes, maybe that explains the lack of gravy.
My husband asked what's that stuff in the top left corner? I confidently said mashed potatoes. He asked was I sure it wasn't potato salad. I zoomed in & turned out I'm not sure at all. It's either very sad potato salad or the lumpiest mashed potatoes ever. Which I guess could be the same thing.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My husband asked what's that stuff in the top left corner? I confidently said mashed potatoes. He asked was I sure it wasn't potato salad. I zoomed in & turned out I'm not sure at all. It's either very sad potato salad or the lumpiest mashed potatoes ever. Which I guess could be the same thing.
I think the turkey was carved by a bear with a dull knife
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I think the turkey was carved by a bear with a dull knife
It's almost here. Listen while you can.
#Whamageddon
#Whamageddon
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It's almost here. Listen while you can.
#Whamageddon
#Whamageddon
At no point during this post did I know what was coming next.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
At no point during this post did I know what was coming next.
Not too late. Mine came last week and it's still in the box. I was a little busy with Ignite and then playing catch up from Ignite.
So glad you like it!!
So glad you like it!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Not too late. Mine came last week and it's still in the box. I was a little busy with Ignite and then playing catch up from Ignite.
So glad you like it!!
So glad you like it!!
This is the kind of content that keeps me on the internet. Thanks for the positive vibes, Governor.
Also, here is what I'm picturing will happen.
Also, here is what I'm picturing will happen.
a man is holding a boombox above his head in front of a car .
Alt: a man is holding a boombox above his head in front of a car .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is the kind of content that keeps me on the internet. Thanks for the positive vibes, Governor.
Also, here is what I'm picturing will happen.
Also, here is what I'm picturing will happen.
So it's like moving a picture in a word doc?
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
So it's like moving a picture in a word doc?
That's exactly what someone who knew it didn't exist would say!
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That's exactly what someone who knew it didn't exist would say!
Just answer the question, Greg!
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just answer the question, Greg!
Something you pretend to be... Secure
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Something you pretend to be... Secure