Rie Merritt
@justrie.bsky.social
Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her
Will not be tolerating your foolishness today
MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz #FabCon
Will not be tolerating your foolishness today
MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz #FabCon
I thought of this. The men's magazine, with the ripped, super masculine Hugh vs the women's mag where it looks like Hugh does the dishes and puts the kids to bed
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I thought of this. The men's magazine, with the ripped, super masculine Hugh vs the women's mag where it looks like Hugh does the dishes and puts the kids to bed
I write too. I make lists.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I write too. I make lists.
It's almost here. Listen while you can.
#Whamageddon
#Whamageddon
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It's almost here. Listen while you can.
#Whamageddon
#Whamageddon
Call for content for FabCon & SQLCon closes today, Nov 20, 2025. Don't miss your chance to speak at the latest Microsoft days event in the world!
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November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Call for content for FabCon & SQLCon closes today, Nov 20, 2025. Don't miss your chance to speak at the latest Microsoft days event in the world!
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Don't be like this asshole.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Don't be like this asshole.
Bella strikes again. Moose probably helped.
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Bella strikes again. Moose probably helped.
I paid for this "racoon" and got her from a breeder.
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I paid for this "racoon" and got her from a breeder.
I'll just leave this evidence here
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I'll just leave this evidence here
I just see this in your picture
October 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I just see this in your picture
Almost same, Ned.
Almost.
Almost.
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Almost same, Ned.
Almost.
Almost.
Joy is walking behind your super serious husband at EPCOT & dancing to the music like a white girl hearing Ke$ha and he can't see you.
Then he sees you and disappointedly dishes his head. But that's on him. He knows who he married.
Then he sees you and disappointedly dishes his head. But that's on him. He knows who he married.
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Joy is walking behind your super serious husband at EPCOT & dancing to the music like a white girl hearing Ke$ha and he can't see you.
Then he sees you and disappointedly dishes his head. But that's on him. He knows who he married.
Then he sees you and disappointedly dishes his head. But that's on him. He knows who he married.
#FabCon 2026 is happening in Atlanta March 16-20 at the Georgia World Congress Center and the call for content is now live!
Call closes on Nov 20.
Speakers can submit up to 2 breakout sessions.
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Call closes on Nov 20.
Speakers can submit up to 2 breakout sessions.
aka.ms/fabcon-cfc
August 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
#FabCon 2026 is happening in Atlanta March 16-20 at the Georgia World Congress Center and the call for content is now live!
Call closes on Nov 20.
Speakers can submit up to 2 breakout sessions.
aka.ms/fabcon-cfc
Call closes on Nov 20.
Speakers can submit up to 2 breakout sessions.
aka.ms/fabcon-cfc
Even Kroger agrees. I've been trying to tell you for years "Wine is basically fruit salad."
August 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Even Kroger agrees. I've been trying to tell you for years "Wine is basically fruit salad."
Hey mom, you trying to work there? Cool, cool, can we have a treat?
August 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Hey mom, you trying to work there? Cool, cool, can we have a treat?
Bella, Moose and their friend Oscar playing with a balloon. Also Oscar's dad who is our neighbor.
August 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bella, Moose and their friend Oscar playing with a balloon. Also Oscar's dad who is our neighbor.
Bella has her first taste of watermelon this week. She's a big fan. Big fan.
August 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Bella has her first taste of watermelon this week. She's a big fan. Big fan.
America really will do anything to avoid the metric system.
August 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
America really will do anything to avoid the metric system.
I recently finished a flower set and will stay an orchid in a pot this week.
Looking forward to seeing yours.
Looking forward to seeing yours.
August 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I recently finished a flower set and will stay an orchid in a pot this week.
Looking forward to seeing yours.
Looking forward to seeing yours.
I just got this picture from my bonus son.
August 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I just got this picture from my bonus son.
Well, if any of y'all were hoping for MVP stickers next week, I'm all out.
Bella ate them.
Bella ate them.
August 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Well, if any of y'all were hoping for MVP stickers next week, I'm all out.
Bella ate them.
Bella ate them.
Just in case any of you wondered why women are ready to just burn this {waves hands} whole God damn civilization to the fucking ground. It's this guy. Its guy's like this guy. And it's every fucking guy that saw their post and said nothing.
August 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Just in case any of you wondered why women are ready to just burn this {waves hands} whole God damn civilization to the fucking ground. It's this guy. Its guy's like this guy. And it's every fucking guy that saw their post and said nothing.
This ad for a "magnifying app" showed up on my news feed today.
Isn't this just called your camera? Or glasses?
Isn't this just called your camera? Or glasses?
July 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This ad for a "magnifying app" showed up on my news feed today.
Isn't this just called your camera? Or glasses?
Isn't this just called your camera? Or glasses?
Two pups. Moose is 4 & Bella is 5 months. Both she. Always a she.
July 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Two pups. Moose is 4 & Bella is 5 months. Both she. Always a she.
