justkunk
@justkunk.bsky.social
UX design at YouTube. Penn State soft boi. MLS sicko. Philly sports watcher and hater. Sincere pumpkin farmer.
Making two cocktails for Thanksgiving and both are bangers to add to your repertoire.
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Making two cocktails for Thanksgiving and both are bangers to add to your repertoire.
Just saw someone on here self-righteously whining about how Thanksgiving is an “overrated holiday” and get over yourself you bitch (non-gendered)
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Just saw someone on here self-righteously whining about how Thanksgiving is an “overrated holiday” and get over yourself you bitch (non-gendered)
Reminder that Starbucks employees are still striking. Fuck your gingerbread latte or whatever.
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reminder that Starbucks employees are still striking. Fuck your gingerbread latte or whatever.
Seems like this might be a problem for the league. They’ve really crushed the scheduling this playoffs!
Not going to lie, admin forgot there was Monday night MLS
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Seems like this might be a problem for the league. They’ve really crushed the scheduling this playoffs!
What a pathetic dive from Corey Baird. Have some dignity, champ.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
What a pathetic dive from Corey Baird. Have some dignity, champ.
Slightly worse players in actual soccer stadiums are better for growing the game than this shit. The average fan—not just American fan—can’t tell the difference between the Champo and League 1.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Slightly worse players in actual soccer stadiums are better for growing the game than this shit. The average fan—not just American fan—can’t tell the difference between the Champo and League 1.
Is this an elaborate McSweeney’s bit?
George was right, and the trend of men dressing like little boys with baseball caps and shorts year round was part of our overall cultural decline.
I remember when George Will wrote a whole op ed on how distasteful wearing blue jeans was.
washingtoncitypaper.com/article/3956...
washingtoncitypaper.com/article/3956...
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Is this an elaborate McSweeney’s bit?
Bill Simmons sitting on his touch rocking, repeatedly asking a throw pillow “Are we sure Brock Purdy is good? Are we?”
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bill Simmons sitting on his touch rocking, repeatedly asking a throw pillow “Are we sure Brock Purdy is good? Are we?”
why do I continue to care about sports, lol
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
why do I continue to care about sports, lol
In imperfect player probably wasn’t ever a DP quality player, but a good servant to the club who had some big moments. I’ll miss him.
Mikael Uhre stands on the field alone, knowing he has played his last game for the club.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
In imperfect player probably wasn’t ever a DP quality player, but a good servant to the club who had some big moments. I’ll miss him.
I’ll say this: that NYCFC team is piss and I hope Miami hang five on them.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’ll say this: that NYCFC team is piss and I hope Miami hang five on them.
You win the supporters shield, it’s a great season, but that’s… a tough one to swallow
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You win the supporters shield, it’s a great season, but that’s… a tough one to swallow
I don’t know why, because my personal sports fandom is an unrelenting slog of misery, but I was absolutely sure coming in the Union would win that game. Which figures.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I don’t know why, because my personal sports fandom is an unrelenting slog of misery, but I was absolutely sure coming in the Union would win that game. Which figures.
I feel like we could post until Memorial Day and not score
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I feel like we could post until Memorial Day and not score
Lukic is having an absolute nightmare. Just complete collapse.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Lukic is having an absolute nightmare. Just complete collapse.
I don’t have the slightest idea what Makhanya is doing. How can he getting suckered into stepping forward over and over?
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I don’t have the slightest idea what Makhanya is doing. How can he getting suckered into stepping forward over and over?
Terrible half from Lukic. He was hardly alone.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Terrible half from Lukic. He was hardly alone.
Center backs just absolutely on skates
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Center backs just absolutely on skates
Fun fact: he was born 4 days after the Union clinched their series against Chicago.
This man is 38 years, 8 months and 27 days old
Maxi is inevitable against the Union in the playoffs (4 goals, 2 assists in 4 playoff games vs Philly now)
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Fun fact: he was born 4 days after the Union clinched their series against Chicago.
That’s a fucking defensive abomination
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
That’s a fucking defensive abomination
It’s smart of NYCFC to press hard against a team that can’t be sharp after three weeks off. Not loving this start.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It’s smart of NYCFC to press hard against a team that can’t be sharp after three weeks off. Not loving this start.
Forget that shit, come watch the Union with me.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Forget that shit, come watch the Union with me.
Didn’t get to watch a single snap. How apocalyptic was it?
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Didn’t get to watch a single snap. How apocalyptic was it?