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Justin Cook
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Dad | Husband | Public Defender | Nerd | Malcontent
As a general rule, I don’t wanna hear a damn thing about public education from legislators who send their kids to private schools
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I’m going to watch The Pitt rather than football. Realistic trauma is less anxiety-inducing than being an Ole Miss fan.
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Big loser energy
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.

One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Holy shit
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I love Mr. Chen’s so much.
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
ICE needs to get the hell out of my neighborhood
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
oh. i can use this again?
December 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I just checked Bluesky cause I’m in Alabama for Eloise’s soccer and y’all are really going on about this man being dead/dying
August 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country.

I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
August 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Shocked that a man with this face would be a piece of shit
August 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i got two paragraphs into Ho's dissent before i muttered, "this fucking guy..." and x'ed my tab.
August 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Take five minutes today to read this piece by the essential Radley Balko, which offers an excellent gloss on the quality of justice in America today.
Paul House has died -- a wrongly convicted man whom John Roberts gave the okay to execute
House was finally freed in 2008. But under today's court, he'd likely still be on death row -- or worse.
open.substack.com
August 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I lasted a little under an hour cleaning off my roof and out my gutters. 2 day job
August 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Just ate my weight in Aladdin
August 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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August 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The “crazy spicy” chicken at Mr Chen’s is indeed crazy spicy
August 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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The Pursuit of the Woman With the Feathered Hat - Weather Report 1978
YouTube video by Mr. Wolf
youtu.be
August 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Good morning this is all I have to contribute to the discourse
August 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
thinking about reactivating twitter just to tell sean mclean he's a freaking doofus.
August 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Forget to train, do not take your vitamins, forget your prayers
The amount of wrestlers who Ric Flair has outlived is downright gobsmacking
July 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM