Mileage will vary, but I liked it, because Indy is a very good boy: make a boring-ass haunting story new by committing to the perspective (no expo dump, whooo!), then getting surreal and effectively scary in the back half. Some doggo betrayal (and cold treatment) keep the feels up.
Mileage will vary, but I liked it, because Indy is a very good boy: make a boring-ass haunting story new by committing to the perspective (no expo dump, whooo!), then getting surreal and effectively scary in the back half. Some doggo betrayal (and cold treatment) keep the feels up.
LIKE A RAVEN IN THE SKY
I WAS BORN TO DIE!!!"
- Manowar, 'Hail and Kill'
LIKE A RAVEN IN THE SKY
I WAS BORN TO DIE!!!"
- Manowar, 'Hail and Kill'
Giddily running + flipping around the theater making schink-schink-kaboom noises w my pretend shoulder cannon. What an absolute blast.
Giddily running + flipping around the theater making schink-schink-kaboom noises w my pretend shoulder cannon. What an absolute blast.
RAISED IN MEAT, you say??
I mean, the audacity, the pure 'fuck you alllll'-edness of it has me reeling. And smiling.
They knew how to burn down franchises by the later 80s.
RAISED IN MEAT, you say??
I mean, the audacity, the pure 'fuck you alllll'-edness of it has me reeling. And smiling.
They knew how to burn down franchises by the later 80s.
2025 rush
I mean I'm not NOT going to want to hang out with a demonic Ethan Hawke doing his best Kurt Browning ice routine ('Curtains' amiright??), but overall this feels churned out from lesser Nightmare sequels, tired Blumhouse gunk, and not know how 'winter' works.
2025 rush
I mean I'm not NOT going to want to hang out with a demonic Ethan Hawke doing his best Kurt Browning ice routine ('Curtains' amiright??), but overall this feels churned out from lesser Nightmare sequels, tired Blumhouse gunk, and not know how 'winter' works.
Still convinced that this an okay witch flick, years past the expectations. The meta-FF works for me, it's an earlier ex of what we're seeing w witches nowadays which I've always liked, Kim is absolutely awesome, Tristane's arc is sad, the skeezy sherrif - just enough goodness.
Still convinced that this an okay witch flick, years past the expectations. The meta-FF works for me, it's an earlier ex of what we're seeing w witches nowadays which I've always liked, Kim is absolutely awesome, Tristane's arc is sad, the skeezy sherrif - just enough goodness.