O Sizzle
@justcallmeo.bsky.social
Strictly tryin’ to cop those colossal sizes Picassos. Jk, I’m headed out for diapers.
Text thread with my dad and brother. Pops got my nephew a drum set and my brother is saying absolutely not 😂
And I am rolling 😂😂😂😂
And I am rolling 😂😂😂😂
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Text thread with my dad and brother. Pops got my nephew a drum set and my brother is saying absolutely not 😂
And I am rolling 😂😂😂😂
And I am rolling 😂😂😂😂
My bad! It’s Friday at the church.
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My bad! It’s Friday at the church.
They never serve grits at the work cafeteria. I guess because it’s the DMV??? 🙄 (although I can get grits at plenty of spots in DC)
Anyway they decided to do it today and these people put Kale in the grits. KALE!!!
Not cheese, not shrimp, not salt, not pepper … kale bro.
I’m calling HR.
Anyway they decided to do it today and these people put Kale in the grits. KALE!!!
Not cheese, not shrimp, not salt, not pepper … kale bro.
I’m calling HR.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
They never serve grits at the work cafeteria. I guess because it’s the DMV??? 🙄 (although I can get grits at plenty of spots in DC)
Anyway they decided to do it today and these people put Kale in the grits. KALE!!!
Not cheese, not shrimp, not salt, not pepper … kale bro.
I’m calling HR.
Anyway they decided to do it today and these people put Kale in the grits. KALE!!!
Not cheese, not shrimp, not salt, not pepper … kale bro.
I’m calling HR.
Got home today from a work trip and saw my boys today for the first time all week. After putting the youngest to bed I told my oldest to pick out a book for us to read … he immediately grabbed this one and hopped on my lap. 🥹
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Nope it’s me. I’m crying 😂
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Nope it’s me. I’m crying 😂
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Got home today from a work trip and saw my boys today for the first time all week. After putting the youngest to bed I told my oldest to pick out a book for us to read … he immediately grabbed this one and hopped on my lap. 🥹
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Nope it’s me. I’m crying 😂
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Nope it’s me. I’m crying 😂
Celebrate me. 🗣️BE HAPPY FOR ME!!!
*whispers* don’t let this news make it back home … really really didn’t think I’d hit this drop 😂
*whispers* don’t let this news make it back home … really really didn’t think I’d hit this drop 😂
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Celebrate me. 🗣️BE HAPPY FOR ME!!!
*whispers* don’t let this news make it back home … really really didn’t think I’d hit this drop 😂
*whispers* don’t let this news make it back home … really really didn’t think I’d hit this drop 😂
Gonna need to do some research for this role 😂
October 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Gonna need to do some research for this role 😂
Went to bed at about 12:30am from catching up on work … Son woke up at 5:30am.
October 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Went to bed at about 12:30am from catching up on work … Son woke up at 5:30am.
Live footage of Kyler Murray fantasy football owners tonight …
September 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Live footage of Kyler Murray fantasy football owners tonight …
How was yall weekend? 😮💨
September 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
How was yall weekend? 😮💨
12 seconds into the second half …
September 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
12 seconds into the second half …
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
August 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Remains the best view I had from a hotel …
August 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Remains the best view I had from a hotel …
*plays Arthur’s theme*
August 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
*plays Arthur’s theme*
Nothing says New York like front desk attendant acting like this when you ask for a bottle of water … that I am going to PAY for. 😂😂😂
Always good to be back here. Lol
Always good to be back here. Lol
August 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Nothing says New York like front desk attendant acting like this when you ask for a bottle of water … that I am going to PAY for. 😂😂😂
Always good to be back here. Lol
Always good to be back here. Lol