Papi Pastrami
@justakarp.bsky.social
He/Him
Scrum-lord. Aspiring flat-earther
Four on the floor makes me a hoor
evanlaudel.com
Scrum-lord. Aspiring flat-earther
Four on the floor makes me a hoor
evanlaudel.com
I GOT ONE
Gone girl
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I GOT ONE
The monotony has gotten so repetitive that every day when I drive to work. I question whether I put on deodorant or not.
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The monotony has gotten so repetitive that every day when I drive to work. I question whether I put on deodorant or not.
Cop pulled me over for merging and making him brake check. But didn't pull me over until after 1.5 miles when he passed me, i flipped him off, like i do all cops, and he slammed on those brakes.
"Pulled you over for [above]... and whats with finger?"
"Oh thats for you with that badge right there"
"Pulled you over for [above]... and whats with finger?"
"Oh thats for you with that badge right there"
January 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Cop pulled me over for merging and making him brake check. But didn't pull me over until after 1.5 miles when he passed me, i flipped him off, like i do all cops, and he slammed on those brakes.
"Pulled you over for [above]... and whats with finger?"
"Oh thats for you with that badge right there"
"Pulled you over for [above]... and whats with finger?"
"Oh thats for you with that badge right there"
This is awesome
I wish the trades i tried to help people with were reciprocated
I wish the trades i tried to help people with were reciprocated
Big ups again to everybody who has been helping me with my Pocket wishlist cards, y’all are so kind and generous and awesome and you smell good too (I assume) 💜💙
January 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This is awesome
I wish the trades i tried to help people with were reciprocated
I wish the trades i tried to help people with were reciprocated
Ninajirachi - I Want to F*ck My Computer
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ninajirachi - I Want to F*ck My Computer
I'm a great listener, but retaining is very specific to me.
I can remember 1 key tidbit for decades, or forget what you just told me before you finish your sentence cause i was focused on the right amount of eye contact
I can remember 1 key tidbit for decades, or forget what you just told me before you finish your sentence cause i was focused on the right amount of eye contact
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm a great listener, but retaining is very specific to me.
I can remember 1 key tidbit for decades, or forget what you just told me before you finish your sentence cause i was focused on the right amount of eye contact
I can remember 1 key tidbit for decades, or forget what you just told me before you finish your sentence cause i was focused on the right amount of eye contact
The number of times the cable boxes have pulled through has passed the number of cables i have. I cant be mad at the concept anymore
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The number of times the cable boxes have pulled through has passed the number of cables i have. I cant be mad at the concept anymore
I have this in a coffee table book, along with my other tie for best far side panel
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I have this in a coffee table book, along with my other tie for best far side panel
Oh no I Full Moon doinked... they're coming for me
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh no I Full Moon doinked... they're coming for me
Reposted by Papi Pastrami
How many times am i technically allowed to watch the Danny Carey play Pneuma live?
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
How many times am i technically allowed to watch the Danny Carey play Pneuma live?
I'm a DJ for fucks sake and I only know 1 of those
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm a DJ for fucks sake and I only know 1 of those
You know it was a long, food fueled weekend when im absent-mindedly reaching for the bidet knob at work... guess ill keep my sticky ass
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You know it was a long, food fueled weekend when im absent-mindedly reaching for the bidet knob at work... guess ill keep my sticky ass
Please make this happen so i never have to speak to these losers who cry for help when their shit dont work. Guess who comes to help. My poor ass. Guess its ignored
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Please make this happen so i never have to speak to these losers who cry for help when their shit dont work. Guess who comes to help. My poor ass. Guess its ignored
If a banana gets to $10 ill name my next kid Lucille
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If a banana gets to $10 ill name my next kid Lucille
I want a random news story of prof farnsworth hitting us with "Good News" and it cuts to tr*mp cracking and bending from boneitis
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I want a random news story of prof farnsworth hitting us with "Good News" and it cuts to tr*mp cracking and bending from boneitis
if you guys wanna feel like a teenager again: i just paid for BK lunch with exact change...
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
if you guys wanna feel like a teenager again: i just paid for BK lunch with exact change...
If superheroes are trying to hide their identity, How come none of them just wore baggy clothes and pretended to be the opposite gender?
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If superheroes are trying to hide their identity, How come none of them just wore baggy clothes and pretended to be the opposite gender?
A full circle moment happens tonight.
I DJ the wedding for the woman who introduced me to putting music together for parties and blasting it in our common space. learned to "beatmatch over 2 playback apps, then two laptops, and finally on plastic decks.
I bring those very same plastic decks tonight!
I DJ the wedding for the woman who introduced me to putting music together for parties and blasting it in our common space. learned to "beatmatch over 2 playback apps, then two laptops, and finally on plastic decks.
I bring those very same plastic decks tonight!
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A full circle moment happens tonight.
I DJ the wedding for the woman who introduced me to putting music together for parties and blasting it in our common space. learned to "beatmatch over 2 playback apps, then two laptops, and finally on plastic decks.
I bring those very same plastic decks tonight!
I DJ the wedding for the woman who introduced me to putting music together for parties and blasting it in our common space. learned to "beatmatch over 2 playback apps, then two laptops, and finally on plastic decks.
I bring those very same plastic decks tonight!
Just played drums with a band for the first time in.... shut up... that long
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just played drums with a band for the first time in.... shut up... that long
I'm so hard listening to Nate Smith talk about how drum machines influenced his playing, especially Dilla, while demonstrating
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm so hard listening to Nate Smith talk about how drum machines influenced his playing, especially Dilla, while demonstrating
LBJohnson was pretty concerned, and dealth with ball room
“There’s never been a president that was good at ballrooms.”
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
LBJohnson was pretty concerned, and dealth with ball room