Six Possums in a Trenchcoat
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Pants are an Illusion, and so is death ||Possum, they/them, 29|| icon art by @takibert.bsky.social
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Just gonna start posting all the memes I have of this dumb lizard.
Not even up for debate
February 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Not even up for debate
I refuse to bow to game mechanics in this one. Dzham’s got a big ol gator tail that barely brushes the ground when he’s standing.
In game I maxed it out and still wasn’t satisfied.
In game I maxed it out and still wasn’t satisfied.
#wolqotd
For the Miqo'te players (and Au Ra and hrothgar as well) What length is your tails.
This sounds like the build up for a joke but im actually curious what people go for. i have yet to meet a miqo'te npc with a longer tail then Y'dyalani.
Y'dyalani's tail length according to settings is 80
For the Miqo'te players (and Au Ra and hrothgar as well) What length is your tails.
This sounds like the build up for a joke but im actually curious what people go for. i have yet to meet a miqo'te npc with a longer tail then Y'dyalani.
Y'dyalani's tail length according to settings is 80
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I refuse to bow to game mechanics in this one. Dzham’s got a big ol gator tail that barely brushes the ground when he’s standing.
In game I maxed it out and still wasn’t satisfied.
In game I maxed it out and still wasn’t satisfied.
Dzham is the switchiest switch to ever walk eorzea, at least to those he truly trusts. Letting go of the mantel of being the WoL and just letting someone else make decisions and care for him is so healing to him.
With less connection he tends to exclusively dominate, because it feels more distant.
With less connection he tends to exclusively dominate, because it feels more distant.
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Dzham is the switchiest switch to ever walk eorzea, at least to those he truly trusts. Letting go of the mantel of being the WoL and just letting someone else make decisions and care for him is so healing to him.
With less connection he tends to exclusively dominate, because it feels more distant.
With less connection he tends to exclusively dominate, because it feels more distant.
Someone is looking for Dzham and can’t catch up to him because he’s running every side quest in a city state.
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Someone is looking for Dzham and can’t catch up to him because he’s running every side quest in a city state.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think Dzham has fully given up on ever getting Estinien to stay in one place long enough to settle down, but if they did Dzham would easily take the role in homemaking.
Honestly he loves the idea of it, and is that way already with his other partners Fid and Cain. While they all share
Honestly he loves the idea of it, and is that way already with his other partners Fid and Cain. While they all share
#wolqotd If your ship has moved in together, what were their roles in doing so? Is one of them clumsy and banned from the breakables? One that insists they can carry anything alone?
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I think Dzham has fully given up on ever getting Estinien to stay in one place long enough to settle down, but if they did Dzham would easily take the role in homemaking.
Honestly he loves the idea of it, and is that way already with his other partners Fid and Cain. While they all share
Honestly he loves the idea of it, and is that way already with his other partners Fid and Cain. While they all share
Need to get back into lore building, I miss my lizard himbo
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Need to get back into lore building, I miss my lizard himbo
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I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
One of each for Dzham cause I’m insane.
His favorite is cooking. He shows his love through acts of service, and he loves making food to bring people together. The more people at his table the better.
A slightly less common one is dancing. He lives for it, loves losing himself in it, but -
His favorite is cooking. He shows his love through acts of service, and he loves making food to bring people together. The more people at his table the better.
A slightly less common one is dancing. He lives for it, loves losing himself in it, but -
#wolqotd since I mentioned it and now I’m curious: how would someone really get to “see” your wol/oc in a way that shows who they are at their core? Is it an activity? A location? Interaction with a kind of person?
Additionally: How do they feel about being seen? Do they avoid it or hope for it?
Additionally: How do they feel about being seen? Do they avoid it or hope for it?
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
One of each for Dzham cause I’m insane.
His favorite is cooking. He shows his love through acts of service, and he loves making food to bring people together. The more people at his table the better.
A slightly less common one is dancing. He lives for it, loves losing himself in it, but -
His favorite is cooking. He shows his love through acts of service, and he loves making food to bring people together. The more people at his table the better.
A slightly less common one is dancing. He lives for it, loves losing himself in it, but -
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June 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I need them to give dancing green a name I need it so I can violently hallucinate Dzham helping him learn how to love dancing again. I need it I need it.
BUT DANCING GREEN IS SUCH AN UNSERIOUS NAME I CANT
BUT DANCING GREEN IS SUCH AN UNSERIOUS NAME I CANT
May 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I need them to give dancing green a name I need it so I can violently hallucinate Dzham helping him learn how to love dancing again. I need it I need it.
BUT DANCING GREEN IS SUCH AN UNSERIOUS NAME I CANT
BUT DANCING GREEN IS SUCH AN UNSERIOUS NAME I CANT
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i'm holding your hands, gently
april 7 is the start of national library week. get your library card. write your library board. check out 10 books. use your library. do it.
april 7 is the start of national library week. get your library card. write your library board. check out 10 books. use your library. do it.
April 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i'm holding your hands, gently
april 7 is the start of national library week. get your library card. write your library board. check out 10 books. use your library. do it.
april 7 is the start of national library week. get your library card. write your library board. check out 10 books. use your library. do it.
I’ve been considering doing something like simple wol portraits in cross stitch. Maybe pixel art, maybe some more detailed? Idk I’m gonna have to work on the idea….
April 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’ve been considering doing something like simple wol portraits in cross stitch. Maybe pixel art, maybe some more detailed? Idk I’m gonna have to work on the idea….
I forget this acct exists but let it be known: I am still obsessed with this stupid man.
March 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I forget this acct exists but let it be known: I am still obsessed with this stupid man.
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REMINDER FOR FFXIV PLAYERS!
There's a Wandering Moogle in Old Gridania that will give you a free Fantasia if you haven't picked it up already! It WILL go away next month when 7.2 releases! Go now!
There's a Wandering Moogle in Old Gridania that will give you a free Fantasia if you haven't picked it up already! It WILL go away next month when 7.2 releases! Go now!
February 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
REMINDER FOR FFXIV PLAYERS!
There's a Wandering Moogle in Old Gridania that will give you a free Fantasia if you haven't picked it up already! It WILL go away next month when 7.2 releases! Go now!
There's a Wandering Moogle in Old Gridania that will give you a free Fantasia if you haven't picked it up already! It WILL go away next month when 7.2 releases! Go now!
Dzham would set the world ablaze himself before he’d willingly let harm come to his loved ones. Especially his partners.
#wolqotd would your wol ever betray their lover for the greater good? Or would they watch the world burn to keep them safe?
February 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Dzham would set the world ablaze himself before he’d willingly let harm come to his loved ones. Especially his partners.
I hoard my lore and don’t really talk to too many people about him outside my two close friends who are entangled in his lore now.
It’s something I’m working on, trying to get out there more 😅
It’s something I’m working on, trying to get out there more 😅
February 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I hoard my lore and don’t really talk to too many people about him outside my two close friends who are entangled in his lore now.
It’s something I’m working on, trying to get out there more 😅
It’s something I’m working on, trying to get out there more 😅
Initially Emet is a mystery to Dzham, and frankly as an Ascian, lower on the totem pole of his priorities once he’s in the first.
After the last lightwarden, Dzham gets very close to death due to all the light, it nearly transforms him. It becomes very personal then.
After the last lightwarden, Dzham gets very close to death due to all the light, it nearly transforms him. It becomes very personal then.
#wolqotd / #wolquestion
What does your wol / oc think of Emet Selch? What kinds of feelings do they have for him if any?
What does your wol / oc think of Emet Selch? What kinds of feelings do they have for him if any?
February 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Initially Emet is a mystery to Dzham, and frankly as an Ascian, lower on the totem pole of his priorities once he’s in the first.
After the last lightwarden, Dzham gets very close to death due to all the light, it nearly transforms him. It becomes very personal then.
After the last lightwarden, Dzham gets very close to death due to all the light, it nearly transforms him. It becomes very personal then.
Bro I closed my eyes and clicked. I’m not even sure I know what his nameday is off the top of my head.
Dzham never celebrated it growing up and only recently realized that for most it’s a special day. He’s still warming up to the idea.
Dzham never celebrated it growing up and only recently realized that for most it’s a special day. He’s still warming up to the idea.
#WoLQotD but it's more for the players: how did you decide on your WoL/OC's birth/nameday? Is there any special significance to the date?
February 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bro I closed my eyes and clicked. I’m not even sure I know what his nameday is off the top of my head.
Dzham never celebrated it growing up and only recently realized that for most it’s a special day. He’s still warming up to the idea.
Dzham never celebrated it growing up and only recently realized that for most it’s a special day. He’s still warming up to the idea.
That his lack of book smarts means he’s just an all around moron.
Dzham is incredibly emotionally intelligent, he’s skilled in several combat types, and he’s mastered several crafts. He’s got intelligence, he just isn’t great at math and can’t read because he was never taught.
Dzham is incredibly emotionally intelligent, he’s skilled in several combat types, and he’s mastered several crafts. He’s got intelligence, he just isn’t great at math and can’t read because he was never taught.
#wolqotd --
What is a common misconception (OOC and/or IC) about your character? Are there more than one? And what do you think of them as your OCs creator?
What is a common misconception (OOC and/or IC) about your character? Are there more than one? And what do you think of them as your OCs creator?
February 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
That his lack of book smarts means he’s just an all around moron.
Dzham is incredibly emotionally intelligent, he’s skilled in several combat types, and he’s mastered several crafts. He’s got intelligence, he just isn’t great at math and can’t read because he was never taught.
Dzham is incredibly emotionally intelligent, he’s skilled in several combat types, and he’s mastered several crafts. He’s got intelligence, he just isn’t great at math and can’t read because he was never taught.
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Mood. I used to draw digitally, but the loss of my laptop for a year, plus skill regression, plus the fact that I wasn’t very good to begin with all make me not want to return to it.
the idea of drawing is sublime. drawing in practice? not so much.
February 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Mood. I used to draw digitally, but the loss of my laptop for a year, plus skill regression, plus the fact that I wasn’t very good to begin with all make me not want to return to it.
I maintain it would be easier to list who isn’t. Dzham’s natural charm is strong.
But specifically, probably Hien. They never really had time for it when Dzham was in Doma, and on the steppe Dzham was definitely not thinking that way, too many distractions.
Runner up: Artoirel
But specifically, probably Hien. They never really had time for it when Dzham was in Doma, and on the steppe Dzham was definitely not thinking that way, too many distractions.
Runner up: Artoirel
February 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I maintain it would be easier to list who isn’t. Dzham’s natural charm is strong.
But specifically, probably Hien. They never really had time for it when Dzham was in Doma, and on the steppe Dzham was definitely not thinking that way, too many distractions.
Runner up: Artoirel
But specifically, probably Hien. They never really had time for it when Dzham was in Doma, and on the steppe Dzham was definitely not thinking that way, too many distractions.
Runner up: Artoirel
I wish there were more variation in the AuRa tails/horns. Dzham has a broken horn and a big ol gator tail. I can only reflect the tail in game, the horn is a little trickier and I’m not good enough at modding yet.
#wolquestion #wolqotd
Is there anything in your wol(oc)'s design that you wish you could have in game?
Is there anything in your wol(oc)'s design that you wish you could have in game?
February 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I wish there were more variation in the AuRa tails/horns. Dzham has a broken horn and a big ol gator tail. I can only reflect the tail in game, the horn is a little trickier and I’m not good enough at modding yet.
Wtf it was 50 yesterday!
February 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Wtf it was 50 yesterday!