Cis ladies- we have an assignment 🫡

Pls continue admitting to your shit on twitter.

Dude. Get it together. You are literally three crises behind.

Mark Kelly, what are you doing in Washington rn..?

Guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and has only cried once today…

Leaving work for my holiday vacation.

Left this on my desk. Bleachers people get it.

#bleacherspeople
#mcpdc
#jackantonoff
#srlsydontcallme

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@frognimbus.bsky.social and I are going to see My Chemical Romance 🥹

Me every time a new trump appointment is announced

Bc giving her another life sentence that will undoubtedly run concurrently with her other life sentences, and the media circus that will come along with it is definitely how we should spend our tax money