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Local dumpster fire. Too gay to function. Definitely not 3 gnomes in a trenchcoat.
Sorry to Ethan Slater but he has shark eyes. Every time he looks directly into a camera I feel like I’m being hunted by a predator.
December 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sorry to Ethan Slater but he has shark eyes. Every time he looks directly into a camera I feel like I’m being hunted by a predator.
NOT MR. MARBLES THE SAME WEEK I HAD TO PUT DOWN MY CAT 😭
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
NOT MR. MARBLES THE SAME WEEK I HAD TO PUT DOWN MY CAT 😭
The poor waitress in this Red Robin is serving us like management has a kill switch in her brain.
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The poor waitress in this Red Robin is serving us like management has a kill switch in her brain.
“There is no moral. The wolf eats you one day. And until it does the forest is beautiful.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“There is no moral. The wolf eats you one day. And until it does the forest is beautiful.”
I hope someday an alien archeologist digs up what used to be my backyard and finds a little cat skeleton, curled around a piece of plastic that used to be a favorite toy, buried under a flowering tree, and knows this creature was loved.
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I hope someday an alien archeologist digs up what used to be my backyard and finds a little cat skeleton, curled around a piece of plastic that used to be a favorite toy, buried under a flowering tree, and knows this creature was loved.
Dug the hole today to bury Rue tomorrow. This is the first time I’ve scheduled a euth instead of it being an emergency and I’m struggling with the idea of putting down a cat that seems on the outside to be fine a lot of the time even though I know that’s not really true.
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dug the hole today to bury Rue tomorrow. This is the first time I’ve scheduled a euth instead of it being an emergency and I’m struggling with the idea of putting down a cat that seems on the outside to be fine a lot of the time even though I know that’s not really true.
I’m fucking gutted about Rob Reiner. I hope his family is able to find peace.
December 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m fucking gutted about Rob Reiner. I hope his family is able to find peace.
As a pretty okay Fortnite player I hope everyone knows the HP skins are the new cybertrucks in that if I see you using it I will not rest until I send you back to the lobby even if I go down with you.
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
As a pretty okay Fortnite player I hope everyone knows the HP skins are the new cybertrucks in that if I see you using it I will not rest until I send you back to the lobby even if I go down with you.
I love small dogs for so many reasons but there is something to be said for a warm 50lb animal who will lay on you when you’re sad.
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love small dogs for so many reasons but there is something to be said for a warm 50lb animal who will lay on you when you’re sad.
Made an appointment to put Rue down next week and I’m not doing great about it. She’s 16 and has been becoming increasingly incontinent and sundowning a lot and I know I’m not doing a bad thing but sometimes she has moments where she acts like her old self and I feel like a monster.
December 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Made an appointment to put Rue down next week and I’m not doing great about it. She’s 16 and has been becoming increasingly incontinent and sundowning a lot and I know I’m not doing a bad thing but sometimes she has moments where she acts like her old self and I feel like a monster.
I now understand what it’s like to be the parent of a spoiled child because my dog thinks not getting a bully stick every single day is animal abuse.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I now understand what it’s like to be the parent of a spoiled child because my dog thinks not getting a bully stick every single day is animal abuse.
BTW I got to see a cheetah purr today in real life from about 3 feet away and it was, in fact, a euphoric experience.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
BTW I got to see a cheetah purr today in real life from about 3 feet away and it was, in fact, a euphoric experience.
April just called the beaver from Zootopia 2 “Olaf for lesbians” and I can’t pretend she’s wrong.
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
April just called the beaver from Zootopia 2 “Olaf for lesbians” and I can’t pretend she’s wrong.
Out of context quote of the day: “Don’t worry I’m SURE we can find a way to cancel Hatsune Miku.”
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Out of context quote of the day: “Don’t worry I’m SURE we can find a way to cancel Hatsune Miku.”
They absolutely 100% without a doubt know exactly who the REAL target audience for Zootopia 2 is I fear.
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
They absolutely 100% without a doubt know exactly who the REAL target audience for Zootopia 2 is I fear.
Algorithms and feeds on social media have melted people’s brains into thinking everything that ends up in front of their face is for them and warrants their opinion and input.
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Algorithms and feeds on social media have melted people’s brains into thinking everything that ends up in front of their face is for them and warrants their opinion and input.
I don’t fully buy into the “dogs always know someone’s true intentions” thing bc dogs are frequently stupid and oblivious as fuck (said with the DEEPEST of affection). However, if you have a history of animals in general just hating you specifically I am going to be suspicious of your vibe.
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I don’t fully buy into the “dogs always know someone’s true intentions” thing bc dogs are frequently stupid and oblivious as fuck (said with the DEEPEST of affection). However, if you have a history of animals in general just hating you specifically I am going to be suspicious of your vibe.
The problem with money is that if you have enough of it it gives you literal super powers but having that much of it also tends to make you completely evil.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The problem with money is that if you have enough of it it gives you literal super powers but having that much of it also tends to make you completely evil.
Mixing THC syrup with Celsius and calling it a Wake ‘N Bake
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mixing THC syrup with Celsius and calling it a Wake ‘N Bake
Wicked: For Good is for the most part an absolutely top notch excellent adaptation of Act 2 of Wicked. The problem lies in the fact that Act 2 of Wicked has just never been even close to as good as Act 1.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Wicked: For Good is for the most part an absolutely top notch excellent adaptation of Act 2 of Wicked. The problem lies in the fact that Act 2 of Wicked has just never been even close to as good as Act 1.
“You, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
“You, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares.”
I truly believe that the human capacity for empathy towards every other living thing on earth is what sets us apart as a species. It’s what makes us incredible. Our ability to care. The rejection of empathy and compassion is the antithesis of what it means to be human. I am high and also Drag Path.
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I truly believe that the human capacity for empathy towards every other living thing on earth is what sets us apart as a species. It’s what makes us incredible. Our ability to care. The rejection of empathy and compassion is the antithesis of what it means to be human. I am high and also Drag Path.
Watching the Mythical Kitchen Brennan Lee Mulligan and THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT WE LIVED IN THE SAME BUILDING IN NEW YORK??
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Watching the Mythical Kitchen Brennan Lee Mulligan and THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT WE LIVED IN THE SAME BUILDING IN NEW YORK??
Idk man I’m having a bad brain day today. I don’t want to do anything. I have to give the dog a bath bc I’ve already pushed it several days and I just do not want to at all.
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Idk man I’m having a bad brain day today. I don’t want to do anything. I have to give the dog a bath bc I’ve already pushed it several days and I just do not want to at all.
When I was like 7 another kid with vitiligo told me his skin looked like that because of “loss of pigment” but I heard it as “velocipigment” and for several years thought people with vitiligo had raptor dna.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
When I was like 7 another kid with vitiligo told me his skin looked like that because of “loss of pigment” but I heard it as “velocipigment” and for several years thought people with vitiligo had raptor dna.