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If kissing the homies goodnight is wrong, I don't want to be right
A werewolf with text that reads "I'm like Guts from Berserk but instead of fighting demons I fight homosexual urges
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Credit: @remys_world on IG
4 panel comic with a backpacker and a shaded figure, panel 1 backpacker asks "why is this so heavy? Panel 2 the shaded figure replies "because some of this isn't yours to carry" panel 3 backpacker responds "then why am I carrying it?" Panel 4 the shade responds "because you didn't know you could put it down"
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Cologne? I didn't think I needed to get that checked until I was 40?
A wrist with text that reads "guys should I get this perfume?"
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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My existence pisses off at least half of my gf
The myth of consensual sex with a man saying "I consent " and a woman saying "I consent" and a scribbled out 3rd person labeled your mean lesbian friends saying "I don't" and bottom text that reads, "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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When you are both men 😞
2 men staring at each other, hands on hips, one labeled "I'm fat, you'll never understand my pain" and the other with a 6-foot tall weiner labeled "hehe... sorry... sorry..."
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Ladies are hording all the fun
Is the cure to male loneliness giving your vortex a little wiggle wiggle jimble jamble over an image of a lobotomy
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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This test is rigged if you were a bad kid but are now a good adult.
The innocent test with a score of Devil Child (82) - idk what you're doing on the weekends but all the more power to you. Lucifer would be proud.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
An anime man covering his face with the text "I just wanna be moderately financially successful" and cream pie my wife occasionally
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Me every payday:
A monkey wearing clothes with the text "I need to start hiding my money from myself"
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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4/5 ain't bad
Be a man. Overwork yourself. Don't sleep enough. Hate electric cars. Be scared of women.
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I can't get up and help unpack anymore, I'm being held against my will
My cat Stevie, sitting on my lap while there's still so much unpacking to do
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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I must know
A fake tweet of ex-president Bill Clinton saying, "I did not have sexual relations with that man."
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Also, they didn't even make the combo free. Just the sandwich. I paid for 2 combos when I just wanted 1 free one, and I wouldn't have known it wasn't free until after I paid anyways.

👎👎👎👎👎 Booooooo, Firehouse Subs
A receipt from firehouse Subs showing a $21 order for BOGO combos, except i paid for both combos and they only removed the price for the sandwich, but not the combo.
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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My favorite 2 sentence horror post from reddit:
A reddit post from the subreddit two sentence horror, saying "i feel the anaesthesia take hold as I lie on the surgical table. Just before I pass out I hear the doctor say, "move him to the penis explosion chamber"
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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A wife and groom, but she is labeled "me" and he is labeled "the bit"
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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I always want to do this butt-to-butt with friends
Gonna be hitting this move later if that's ok with you guys, text overlaid onto an image of a woman sitting in a yoga position with both legs straight up in the air.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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sHE
sHITS
HERself
I can't do this anymore (I mean I can, I just need to overact first so I can focus) over an image of plankton with Pedro Pascal's melancholic face shopped on
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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An open field with the text "fuck out my face"
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I love this baby cat so much, but she's literally a menace

Peep her beautiful eyes 😭💚💚💚
Stevie, my ragamese grey kitten, with her big blue orbs for eyes holding her paw out, sitting perched on a white and red holiday blanket Stevie having taken a swipe at me, eyes are just giant blue gorgeous orbs I love her so much
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Here for you all in these trying times
Something lesbian will happen to you soon twin. Don't give up. Over a beach sunset.
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Where did she leave her glasses, one might ask?
My girlfriend's glasses sitting in the passenger door of my car, don't judge the messy interior
October 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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GF: "I can't find my glasses"

Me: "🤓"
Me wearing a dark tan jacket orange shirt in my office building, with my girlfriend's glasses on that she left on my car
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Fun Fact: nowhere in the rules of Monopoly does it say you must charge your friends money.

You could play the game and everyone wins, you just let greed corrupt you.
The leftism leaving my body the moment I start to win at monopoly over an image of a cgi soul leaving its body
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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WWJD
A yellow pylon with a silver sticker on it that reads "you are beautiful" and underneath a label has been placed that reads "PEPPER SPRAY A COP"
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Don't gih ih twih, bih
A picture of a spoon holding milk and 2 rainbow marshmallows over a bowl of lucky charms cereal, with one larger rainbow marshmallow labeled "my dih" and the smaller rainbow marshmallow labeled "your dih"
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM