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I hate feet. Twitch Follower goal: 76/100 twitch.tv/jupitr2 Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/jupitr2/ 💚 @potat0lina.bsky.social

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · Sep 1

🍂🍁 #promosky 🍁🍂
Let's be mutuals if you:

🧔‍♀️ are a fan of facial hair
🎮 enjoy games like
- elden ring
-halo
- pokemon
- stardew valley
- zelda
🖼 love watching impromptu graphic design (shitty)
🔨 like building stuff
🎨 fixate on painting warhammer figures
🔞 peruse crude humor

Let's be friends 💚

Stardew Valley custom OC that I made with a character that looks like me, shirtless with a beard, wearing a trashcan lid as a hat, with a sign that says "STARJooP VALLEY" in Stardew Valley's art style, with OC yellow junimo wearing pixel shades, a green junimo carrying a dead blue junimo, and a grey junimo drinking a large beer and smoking a cigarette

Me, backwards hatted up with a decent beard, holding a beer

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 21m

This may come as a shock

Your result: JUPITER, you often feel unnoticed and unimportant. Even when you try to stand out, it feels like no one sees you. You want recognition, but it rarely comes, leaving a quiet ache that nothing can fully fix.

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 9h

Alexa, play everyone that ever played me 😞

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 9h

Funnily enough, yes

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 9h

I just need shmoney for bills, my feet content wasn't cutting it

a young boy wearing an adidas shirt is dancing in a room

Alt: a young boy wearing an adidas shirt is doing the shmoney dance

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 10h

Any bone that you can sword fight with

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 10h

"if my mom has truly changed then that means she was always capable of change, but I just wasn't worth changing for."

A 2-panel capture from the good place with Ted Danson and Kristen Bell, with the quote, "if my mom has truly changed then that means she was always capable of change, but I just wasn't worth changing for."

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 10h

Me, if you even care

A horse overlooking a shoreline, with text overlaid that reads, "sorry if I haven't seemed like myself lately. I am severely employed and I am no longer the same chronically online goblin you once knew me as."

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 10h

@potat0lina.bsky.social

A fox giving quite a glare with text that says, "just so you know, your bone structure gives my bone structure"

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 10h

What are we expediting?!

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 10h

"Ethical non-monogamy"

alright, call your husband right now

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 10h

You do realize... your name on here... it's.... BUGzie 👀😳

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 21h

My brother just got me both of these for my birthday. I'll have to install them!

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 21h

All balls, no shaft

My knees after carrying around this fat juicy ballsack all day over an image of pained knees

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 21h

My type 😩

How it is being a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 21h

I mean, where are the teeth supposed to go?

White women when they find out Karl Marx doesn't support teethy head over an image of Taylor Swift photographed in a way that makes her look like she's signaling a nazi salute

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d

He just doesn't know me yet 😂

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d

There's only 2 types of people in this world:

- men
- their partners who put half full cups in the fridge

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d

How does one pronounce 5st?

a close up of a cat 's face with a yellow toy in the background

Alt: A cat giving side eye

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jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 1d

A night in starter pack:

DM me for more inspo ideas 💚🙏🏼😩

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine how dense you have to be to think that because I'm pro-Palestine, I MUST SUPPORT NICK FUCKING FUENTES

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d

👏🏼no👏🏼

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d

😂😂😂 oh my god you're not just a WASP you're SAD CHARLIE KIRK ISN'T HERE LMFAO

PLEASE BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d

It's confusing to see someone who is anti-Trump, but pro-Israel

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d

Well one of us has to be the very best

jupitr @jupitr2.bsky.social · 2d

@worldtravelinda.bsky.social hey quit deleting your comments I'm trying to make a video compilation of how "stupider" you are lol

User worldtravelinda telling me I can "pop off and do whatever it is you do" with a screenshot of my pinned post for some reason