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Let's be mutuals if you:

🧔‍♀️ are a fan of facial hair
🎮 enjoy games like
- elden ring
-halo
- pokemon
- stardew valley
- zelda
🖼 love watching impromptu graphic design (shitty)
🔨 like building stuff
🎨 fixate on painting warhammer figures
🔞 peruse crude humor

Let's be friends 💚
I do not accept that self love is more important than personal growth.

Love yourself.

But don't accept things as they are when there are parts of yourself that could change, or should change.

Being an asshole isn't a quirk.
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If kissing the homies goodnight is wrong, I don't want to be right
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hey there 👋🏼

just checking in to remind you that you already handled the trauma parts.

You're supposed to heal so you can handle the joy again 💚

Love you, k byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If you are using the hot water and it suddenly goes cold, someone else is using the hot water...

...

IF YOU ARE USING THE HOT WATER AND IT SUDDENLY GOES COLD, SOMEONE ELSE IS USING THE HOT WATER
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November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Credit: @remys_world on IG
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Cologne? I didn't think I needed to get that checked until I was 40?
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
My existence pisses off at least half of my gf
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When you are both men 😞
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Ladies are hording all the fun
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This Thanksgiving, let's all be thankful that the president cut funding to support programs for Americans who need it most, to activate the national guard preventing these military members from being with their families for the holiday, and for wasting your tax dollars 🇺🇸❤️🦃

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Khajiit has wares
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Gaslighting is legit easy
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Referring to my MAGA coworkers as "people without color" and "colonizer" this Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This test is rigged if you were a bad kid but are now a good adult.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I gaslight my MAGA boss by telling her that democrats are antivax
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Remember: Don't be mean or rude to customer service workers this week.

Save that energy for your family members that you don't like instead!
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me every payday:
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Rae Sremmurd, during the writing process: "I don't got no type... I have a pattern?" No that's not quite right
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I recently finished Attack on Titan, and I've stewed on it for long enough.

At first, I thought I didn't like the ending. So much felt out of the normal for a lot of the characters...

But now that I've thought about it, it is on an extremely short list of anime with great endings.
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I work with truck dispatchers on the phones a lot and any time they ask, "how is your day?" I've started replying, "oh my gosh STOOOOP FLIRTING, I'm at work! how're you?!" And they seem very uncomfortable.

But I am not getting complaints.
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I don't understand people who want to go to strip clubs.

"Hey colleague from our workplace, want to go to this bar to be horny together?"

No? I feel guilty enough being horny alone, thanks.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
4/5 ain't bad
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If you wonder if someone has a crush on you, ask to borrow their phone, pull up their browser and search your first name.

If your last name pops up, they have a crush on you.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I can't get up and help unpack anymore, I'm being held against my will
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM