Jèf Uphoff
@juphoff.bsky.social
Principal Systems Engineer at @ctrliq.bsky.social. Lapsed astro/physics guy.
Ex C’ville & RVA, now Roanoke.
Tours @ AWS, Red Hat, SUSE, rPath, NRAO, Transmeta, kernel.org, among others. Veteran x2. NAPS/USNA/VT/UVa alum. Pilot. Ump.
Crazy cat gentleman.
Ex C’ville & RVA, now Roanoke.
Tours @ AWS, Red Hat, SUSE, rPath, NRAO, Transmeta, kernel.org, among others. Veteran x2. NAPS/USNA/VT/UVa alum. Pilot. Ump.
Crazy cat gentleman.
Well, shit. I feel seen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Well, shit. I feel seen.
Huh. Sounds like I’m not doing my duty here—not stealing anywhere close to enough.
Hip hip. Gotta pick up the pace. Gotta pull my weight.
Hip hip. Gotta pick up the pace. Gotta pull my weight.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Huh. Sounds like I’m not doing my duty here—not stealing anywhere close to enough.
Hip hip. Gotta pick up the pace. Gotta pull my weight.
Hip hip. Gotta pick up the pace. Gotta pull my weight.
cc: @chrisraccoons.bsky.social (alt text)
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
cc: @chrisraccoons.bsky.social (alt text)
Pfft. It's posh now. Come on down! We love you long time. $5.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Pfft. It's posh now. Come on down! We love you long time. $5.
Final in Feenix!
[hiccups into breathalyzer]
[hiccups into breathalyzer]
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Final in Feenix!
[hiccups into breathalyzer]
[hiccups into breathalyzer]
What about the turkeys?
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What about the turkeys?
Same. Always felt weird to me they weren't in the "Woodstock" film/album, but then I learned that was at the band's request.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Same. Always felt weird to me they weren't in the "Woodstock" film/album, but then I learned that was at the band's request.
I got to know a fiery lass from there during college, and I daresay this may have been a risk to anyone crossing her.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I got to know a fiery lass from there during college, and I daresay this may have been a risk to anyone crossing her.
Maybe she was flirting with you and offering up hers? 😆
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Maybe she was flirting with you and offering up hers? 😆
Now you're just making things up.
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Now you're just making things up.
You're who brought murder to the party!
I just added timeless satire.
(That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.)
I just added timeless satire.
(That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.)
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You're who brought murder to the party!
I just added timeless satire.
(That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.)
I just added timeless satire.
(That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.)
Lifeless in Lilliput?
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Lifeless in Lilliput?
As a native son of sorts, I know that must be exasperating to you. 😛
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
As a native son of sorts, I know that must be exasperating to you. 😛
Rules have never really been my strong suit.
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Rules have never really been my strong suit.
Such aspersions!
[clutches pearls]
[clutches pearls]
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Such aspersions!
[clutches pearls]
[clutches pearls]
Randy in Roanoke. 😏
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Randy in Roanoke. 😏