The he titties are doing their titty things.

Estrogen… it’s a helluva drug 😂

I forgot this app existed for a bit so yeah. Status update, recently uncoupled, a good thing. Bigger bitch, bigger stoner, bigger hedonist. Ask me about Miranda.

Have a sensual selfie of me high AF eating Tonight Dough in bed.

Knowing I had to be at work at 11 tomorrow which is earlier than normal I set an alarm to be in bed by 1. It is now 5 am, I have watched 9 episodes of heart stopped and would still be watching if my AirPods hadn’t died.

Just thinking about the pickle booth at the MN renn fest. I wanna go there again…

Bella, say it!

Hi, I’m real cute.

Good Morning. Say it back. Or don’t.

Happy birthday! Meet Freddy! The flamingo that guards the ash tray on my boifriends porch

One year ago today, this moment changed the trajectory of my life. I reconnected with part of myself I had lost, kneeling in front of my good friend Sir Ivan on the patio of the Saloon and eating the ash from his cigar.

Thank you

I would do so many terrible things to sit on this man’s lap and tell him I’ve been naughty.

Got an anonymous CMM care package in the mail. Damn. I actually feel guilty sleeping the Fierce Guardianship into Svyelun… it may come right back out and get traded.