June of Clan Narwhal
@junethenarwhal.bsky.social
Sassy, Classy, Gassy and Very Grassy. Magic the Gathering, Weed and Kinky Sex. That’s it.
I never post here, or anywhere but the one site really, but I’m just dropping in to say if any of my old MTG folks still follow me, thank you. Prof is making headlines and I know he isn’t doing it alone.
I’m not around a lot and barely play anymore (I’m teaching a noob tho!) but I miss y’all.
I’m not around a lot and barely play anymore (I’m teaching a noob tho!) but I miss y’all.
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I never post here, or anywhere but the one site really, but I’m just dropping in to say if any of my old MTG folks still follow me, thank you. Prof is making headlines and I know he isn’t doing it alone.
I’m not around a lot and barely play anymore (I’m teaching a noob tho!) but I miss y’all.
I’m not around a lot and barely play anymore (I’m teaching a noob tho!) but I miss y’all.
The he titties are doing their titty things.
Estrogen… it’s a helluva drug 😂
Estrogen… it’s a helluva drug 😂
January 18, 2024 at 5:17 AM
The he titties are doing their titty things.
Estrogen… it’s a helluva drug 😂
Estrogen… it’s a helluva drug 😂
I forgot this app existed for a bit so yeah. Status update, recently uncoupled, a good thing. Bigger bitch, bigger stoner, bigger hedonist. Ask me about Miranda.
Have a sensual selfie of me high AF eating Tonight Dough in bed.
Have a sensual selfie of me high AF eating Tonight Dough in bed.
December 18, 2023 at 9:14 AM
I forgot this app existed for a bit so yeah. Status update, recently uncoupled, a good thing. Bigger bitch, bigger stoner, bigger hedonist. Ask me about Miranda.
Have a sensual selfie of me high AF eating Tonight Dough in bed.
Have a sensual selfie of me high AF eating Tonight Dough in bed.
Knowing I had to be at work at 11 tomorrow which is earlier than normal I set an alarm to be in bed by 1. It is now 5 am, I have watched 9 episodes of heart stopped and would still be watching if my AirPods hadn’t died.
October 4, 2023 at 9:53 AM
Knowing I had to be at work at 11 tomorrow which is earlier than normal I set an alarm to be in bed by 1. It is now 5 am, I have watched 9 episodes of heart stopped and would still be watching if my AirPods hadn’t died.
Just thinking about the pickle booth at the MN renn fest. I wanna go there again…
October 2, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Just thinking about the pickle booth at the MN renn fest. I wanna go there again…
Bella, say it!
September 30, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Bella, say it!
Hi, I’m real cute.
September 27, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Hi, I’m real cute.
Good Morning. Say it back. Or don’t.
September 23, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Good Morning. Say it back. Or don’t.
One year ago today, this moment changed the trajectory of my life. I reconnected with part of myself I had lost, kneeling in front of my good friend Sir Ivan on the patio of the Saloon and eating the ash from his cigar.
Thank you
Thank you
August 20, 2023 at 6:57 PM
One year ago today, this moment changed the trajectory of my life. I reconnected with part of myself I had lost, kneeling in front of my good friend Sir Ivan on the patio of the Saloon and eating the ash from his cigar.
Thank you
Thank you
I am just sitting here high as fuck waiting on my boi to get back to me with a drink from the bar, and I’m reminded that my first message to them was “Whale Hello There.” And I don’t know how the fuck that worked but… bless.
August 19, 2023 at 4:44 AM
I am just sitting here high as fuck waiting on my boi to get back to me with a drink from the bar, and I’m reminded that my first message to them was “Whale Hello There.” And I don’t know how the fuck that worked but… bless.
I would do so many terrible things to sit on this man’s lap and tell him I’ve been naughty.
August 19, 2023 at 1:37 AM
I would do so many terrible things to sit on this man’s lap and tell him I’ve been naughty.
Got an anonymous CMM care package in the mail. Damn. I actually feel guilty sleeping the Fierce Guardianship into Svyelun… it may come right back out and get traded.
August 18, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Got an anonymous CMM care package in the mail. Damn. I actually feel guilty sleeping the Fierce Guardianship into Svyelun… it may come right back out and get traded.
If you’re coming from the dead bird app:
I’ll still talk about nerd shit here, don’t worry
I’ll also still post about my shenanigans
BUT
I’m also gonna be hella fuckin thirsty. This place gon be spicy. I’m entering ho phase 3.0 in my life, and imma harness it!
I’ll still talk about nerd shit here, don’t worry
I’ll also still post about my shenanigans
BUT
I’m also gonna be hella fuckin thirsty. This place gon be spicy. I’m entering ho phase 3.0 in my life, and imma harness it!
August 18, 2023 at 5:57 AM
If you’re coming from the dead bird app:
I’ll still talk about nerd shit here, don’t worry
I’ll also still post about my shenanigans
BUT
I’m also gonna be hella fuckin thirsty. This place gon be spicy. I’m entering ho phase 3.0 in my life, and imma harness it!
I’ll still talk about nerd shit here, don’t worry
I’ll also still post about my shenanigans
BUT
I’m also gonna be hella fuckin thirsty. This place gon be spicy. I’m entering ho phase 3.0 in my life, and imma harness it!
Hi. I’m June. If you’re here it’s from one of two other social media hellscapes.
If you aren’t, you’re lost. Welcome. I smoke weed and know things. And only occasionally lure innocent men into my bed.
If you aren’t, you’re lost. Welcome. I smoke weed and know things. And only occasionally lure innocent men into my bed.
August 18, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Hi. I’m June. If you’re here it’s from one of two other social media hellscapes.
If you aren’t, you’re lost. Welcome. I smoke weed and know things. And only occasionally lure innocent men into my bed.
If you aren’t, you’re lost. Welcome. I smoke weed and know things. And only occasionally lure innocent men into my bed.