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June Bash
@june.bash.pizza
person 👩‍💻 Swift sorceress | 🎼 failed composer | 🎮 game enthusiast | 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

enjoyer of weird music, leftist politics, animals, animation, food, sleep

Also tooting at https://mastodon.social/@junebash
quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku x
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
28 Years Later: mixed bag! Some really gorgeous shots, odd choices, fascinating world building, gratuitous story beats, haunting moments… definitely a worthwhile watch. Interested to see where the next one goes. Honestly just the decision to make a trilogy sequel is an interesting one.
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Rian Johnson did it again. Wake Up Dead Man is fantastic.
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
EW.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Sylvie loves being a shoulder kitty
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Daria enjoyed Castle in the Sky tonight <3
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The minorest of possible Pluribus spoilers:
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Something I really like in the last couple of episodes:
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Whenever Carol calls & listens to the voicemail message… they always just play the whole thing. They don’t cut or fast forward or change it. It’s as awkward & weird as it is for her.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's Bandcamp Friday. Wanna buy my old band's final album? Name your price!

You might also like some of our other music on there!
Thrillwave, by VR Trainers
9 track album
vrtrainers.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
work kitties
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Awwww this is weirdly cute and I’m oddly proud of it
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Haven't gotten it, but I could imagine something like "oooh could you help me with me [printer/excel sheet/app idea/game idea/etc]"

Lately in actuality it's been "are you worried about AI replacing your job?" but I feel like that's kinda basically everyone right now 🙃
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
With dogs and cats folks seem to think that behind the ear scritches are the popular spot but tbh I’ve found gentle scritches in *front* of the ears to get better reactions pretty consistently. Just a little Monday fyi for all y’all, have a wonderful day
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I see this come up a lot so I feel like I should clarify:

Yes, my technique DOES work if you’re using a bicycle, but the guard% is lower so if you whiff you’ll take more damage
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Prettyyyyyyy cool 😎
@june.bash.pizza has swears! They've used 143 profanities in their last 960 posts.

🥇 "shit" (32 times)
🥈 "hell" (25 times)
🥉 "fuck" (16 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me: “my dogs recall isn’t great”
Guy on walk: “do you use a clicker?”
Me: “nah I use verbal reinforcement, I have a hard time with the hand coordination.”
Guy: “I mean, it’s just one button!”

OH THANK GOD I didn’t realize it was just one button THANKS SIR
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Pluribus is real good so far!
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I got my master's degree in music and then realized making a living at music is too hard for me. Luckily I'm a nerd and already knew some programming stuff, so I did an online school to learn more and got good at it and now I do it for a living.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Grok said, it must be so: Elon Musk would dominate at both shit-eating AND piss-drinking.
normal stuff over there
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is delightful
For something completely different, can I interest you in a story about a prank, 10 years in the making, involving shell scripts and kittens?

www.massicotte.org/blog/ten-yea...
A Prank Tens Years in the Making
The delightful little mystery involving shell scripts and kittens.
www.massicotte.org
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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These gibbering hooligans have accused me of wanting "transgender for everybody" so much I've decided I DO want that!

Two months of free, mandatory cross-sex hormones for every single American to see if they like it

You wanna compromise on trans issues? THAT'S the position I'm starting from now.
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM