Going to karaoke with my in laws and my child at *checks time* 6:07 pm CST
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Going to karaoke with my in laws and my child at *checks time* 6:07 pm CST
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
December 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
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There are unquestionably going to be people who watch episodes of Heated Rivalry on a plane this week
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
There are unquestionably going to be people who watch episodes of Heated Rivalry on a plane this week
Cannot overstate how happy I will be to vote for Lander over this guy
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
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December 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Cannot overstate how happy I will be to vote for Lander over this guy
I just learned the plots of the most recent avatar movies and honestly big jim cameron should have just made sequels to fern gully
December 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I just learned the plots of the most recent avatar movies and honestly big jim cameron should have just made sequels to fern gully
Considering drinking a Celsius so I can stay up for Bowen yang’s last night on snl
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Considering drinking a Celsius so I can stay up for Bowen yang’s last night on snl
A great way to simultaneously feel ancient and insane is to try to explain Twin Peaks to someone who graduated college in 2020
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A great way to simultaneously feel ancient and insane is to try to explain Twin Peaks to someone who graduated college in 2020
A side effect of children’s tamiflu is vomiting. Guess how I know
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A side effect of children’s tamiflu is vomiting. Guess how I know
Alert to NYC public school parents: I have just been informed that today is the 67th day of school
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Alert to NYC public school parents: I have just been informed that today is the 67th day of school
Gave my child and his best friend beyblades
a man says i 've made a huge mistake in front of flowers .
Alt: a man says i 've made a huge mistake in front of flowers .
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December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Gave my child and his best friend beyblades
Thoughts and prayers to all the nyc parents this morning trying to cram their children’s feet into last year’s snow boots
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Thoughts and prayers to all the nyc parents this morning trying to cram their children’s feet into last year’s snow boots
This is an excellent playlist if you are in your 40s and have vague recollections of being cool open.spotify.com/playlist/0Ie...
an actually happy indie christmas playlist
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December 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is an excellent playlist if you are in your 40s and have vague recollections of being cool open.spotify.com/playlist/0Ie...
In case anyone wondered how this happened, during the last ~20 minutes of my long run today i listened to nothing but Phil Collins
December 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
In case anyone wondered how this happened, during the last ~20 minutes of my long run today i listened to nothing but Phil Collins
Incredible props to the girl at Jack’s music program’s recital who cannot be older than 10 but is singing “Losing My Mind” from Follies
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Incredible props to the girl at Jack’s music program’s recital who cannot be older than 10 but is singing “Losing My Mind” from Follies
Can’t wait for the adaptation of 1984 set in the trolls universe
Literally can’t believe this is real
Animal Farm | Andy Serkis | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 1 | Angel
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December 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Can’t wait for the adaptation of 1984 set in the trolls universe
In eighth grade I was living in suburban Kansas City. A boy took me on a first date the day after a huge tornado had ripped through the neighborhood next to mine. The movie he took me to see? Twister
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
In eighth grade I was living in suburban Kansas City. A boy took me on a first date the day after a huge tornado had ripped through the neighborhood next to mine. The movie he took me to see? Twister
Hey everyone, quick question, what in the fuck is going on
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hey everyone, quick question, what in the fuck is going on
Some personal news: I have acquired an all brown monochrome outfit
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Some personal news: I have acquired an all brown monochrome outfit
I know I shouldn’t but when Eric Adams inevitably ends up on cameo I will be purchasing one immediately
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I know I shouldn’t but when Eric Adams inevitably ends up on cameo I will be purchasing one immediately
Look I know elementary school teachers are under an insane amount of stress for basically no pay and normally I am on their side completely, but they are not doing themselves any favors by assigning homework that requires poster board
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Look I know elementary school teachers are under an insane amount of stress for basically no pay and normally I am on their side completely, but they are not doing themselves any favors by assigning homework that requires poster board
Today’s edition of Things Said By My 7 Year Old or Someone Who Is Very, Very High:
“Did you know that every single thing on earth is…a noun”
“Did you know that every single thing on earth is…a noun”
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Today’s edition of Things Said By My 7 Year Old or Someone Who Is Very, Very High:
“Did you know that every single thing on earth is…a noun”
“Did you know that every single thing on earth is…a noun”
Why don’t they make the whole game out of interceptions
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Why don’t they make the whole game out of interceptions
I turned MNF on right before halftime, has the entire game been this drunk
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I turned MNF on right before halftime, has the entire game been this drunk
I don’t know if this bravo football crossover is working for anyone else but it was created in a lab for me personally
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don’t know if this bravo football crossover is working for anyone else but it was created in a lab for me personally