Jules & Lizzie the Tortie
@julesingreen.bsky.social
I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV, books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally.
Imagine all the people whose only knowledge of Frankenstein is Young Frankenstein now watching the GDT version. #filmsky
a black and white photo of two men in top hats and tuxedos standing next to each other on a stage .
ALT: a black and white photo of two men in top hats and tuxedos standing next to each other on a stage .
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November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Imagine all the people whose only knowledge of Frankenstein is Young Frankenstein now watching the GDT version. #filmsky
Me, anytime anyone says the word "rage"
a man wearing a virtual reality headset says i am still just a rat
Alt: a man wearing a virtual reality headset says i am still just a rat in a cage
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November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me, anytime anyone says the word "rage"
Ok, I finished all my library books. NO MORE until January. I have books I own that I need to finish first! 💙📚 #booksky
a stack of books with the words i want to read all the books
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November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ok, I finished all my library books. NO MORE until January. I have books I own that I need to finish first! 💙📚 #booksky
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With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
If Matt is so Christian and going to be "using celibacy," then why am I still squicked out that he used a clearly post-coital video of MJ in bed in one of his stupid Tiktoks that I was forced to see over here? #bb27
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If Matt is so Christian and going to be "using celibacy," then why am I still squicked out that he used a clearly post-coital video of MJ in bed in one of his stupid Tiktoks that I was forced to see over here? #bb27
Now I can't believe I'm still watching this. I'm almost 1hr:45min behind, but still. But I'm sticking with it until I really get bored, even though I was gonna watch Frankenstein tonight. #bb27
I cannot believe I'm watching Morgan's deep dive. I thought I was tired of #bb27, but I guess I miss some of these people! (I still haven't watched Rachel's deep dive, not sure why.)
a man wearing glasses and a marble shirt says " i can 't help it "
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a marble shirt says " i can 't help it "
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November 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Now I can't believe I'm still watching this. I'm almost 1hr:45min behind, but still. But I'm sticking with it until I really get bored, even though I was gonna watch Frankenstein tonight. #bb27
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I cannot believe I'm watching Morgan's deep dive. I thought I was tired of #bb27, but I guess I miss some of these people! (I still haven't watched Rachel's deep dive, not sure why.)
a man wearing glasses and a marble shirt says " i can 't help it "
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November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I cannot believe I'm watching Morgan's deep dive. I thought I was tired of #bb27, but I guess I miss some of these people! (I still haven't watched Rachel's deep dive, not sure why.)
Just figured out the release date is November 25. I had it in my head that it was November 5, which is a Wednesday, not a common book release day (usually Tuesday).
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just figured out the release date is November 25. I had it in my head that it was November 5, which is a Wednesday, not a common book release day (usually Tuesday).
Every time I have to reboot my computer, it's a crapshoot as to whether it's going to survive. There's so much damn bloatware and crap on here that I'm running out of space, and I can't find all the shit to remove because it's all hidden!
a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer monitor while a woman stands behind him .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer monitor while a woman stands behind him .
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November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Every time I have to reboot my computer, it's a crapshoot as to whether it's going to survive. There's so much damn bloatware and crap on here that I'm running out of space, and I can't find all the shit to remove because it's all hidden!
I only rarely wish that I had a partner that I lived with, but I am watching a show where two boyfriends are just bitching back and forth after their days, about kids and customers and stuff, and THAT made me a tiny bit lonely for a second. I'll get over it.
a woman in a purple dress is sitting in a chair with a pink curtain behind her .
ALT: a woman in a purple dress is sitting in a chair with a pink curtain behind her .
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November 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I only rarely wish that I had a partner that I lived with, but I am watching a show where two boyfriends are just bitching back and forth after their days, about kids and customers and stuff, and THAT made me a tiny bit lonely for a second. I'll get over it.
If this is true, We are Saved!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If this is true, We are Saved!!
Another weird weight loss side effect: I get hiccups at least once a day right now. I assume the structure of my abdomen is changing and the diaphragm is reacting to that. But hiccups are so annoying! My old BFF has never had hiccups and always wanted them, and I told her she's nuts.
a cat is sitting on a blue blanket with its legs crossed
ALT: a cat is sitting on a blue blanket with its legs crossed
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November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Another weird weight loss side effect: I get hiccups at least once a day right now. I assume the structure of my abdomen is changing and the diaphragm is reacting to that. But hiccups are so annoying! My old BFF has never had hiccups and always wanted them, and I told her she's nuts.
My thoughts on the White House decor, based solely on the sets in The Residence (Netflix): The hallways are nicer than any of the rooms. The 2nd floor hallway is my favorite, with light green walls and lovely fabric on the chairs.
a woman in a purple sweater says " architecture & design it 's my passion "
Alt: a woman in a purple sweater says " architecture & design it 's my passion "
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November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My thoughts on the White House decor, based solely on the sets in The Residence (Netflix): The hallways are nicer than any of the rooms. The 2nd floor hallway is my favorite, with light green walls and lovely fabric on the chairs.
Well, since lately my skyline here is mostly politics, I've been reading a lot more! I read about 5-6 books in the last week and a half! I've also watched more movies and some TV, even some sports. This week, time to add some exercise. Blech.
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Well, since lately my skyline here is mostly politics, I've been reading a lot more! I read about 5-6 books in the last week and a half! I've also watched more movies and some TV, even some sports. This week, time to add some exercise. Blech.
I visited my brother and his cats today. He's stressed out because the orange girl is bullying the black boy. He has some sores and bald spots where she seems to have gotten him when my brother's not around. Not sure why she's acting out, but maybe she's in pain from ear problems, we're thinking. 😿😿
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I visited my brother and his cats today. He's stressed out because the orange girl is bullying the black boy. He has some sores and bald spots where she seems to have gotten him when my brother's not around. Not sure why she's acting out, but maybe she's in pain from ear problems, we're thinking. 😿😿
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Empire State Building wearing its pumpkin costume.
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Empire State Building wearing its pumpkin costume.
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I am only about 200 away from what I need, thanks so much for sharing everyone
(Hi friends, I am in need of a little help financially in the wake of some health issues that have affected my ability to work recently.)
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I am only about 200 away from what I need, thanks so much for sharing everyone
Lizzie is a Warrior Princess! Happy Halloween! 👸🏻🎃🕷️🧛🏻♀️🧟♀️🐈⬛
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Lizzie is a Warrior Princess! Happy Halloween! 👸🏻🎃🕷️🧛🏻♀️🧟♀️🐈⬛
I got mad at my local library system recently because they didn't have some books that discuss some "taboo" sexual topics, so I requested they order one, trying to make a point. They did it! Now I feel bad because they probably spent too much money on this book that no one but me will ever read. 💙📚
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I got mad at my local library system recently because they didn't have some books that discuss some "taboo" sexual topics, so I requested they order one, trying to make a point. They did it! Now I feel bad because they probably spent too much money on this book that no one but me will ever read. 💙📚
I was a witch or a black cat almost every Halloween. This is me and one of my brothers, no idea which year (long ass time ago, do not do the math please). #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I was a witch or a black cat almost every Halloween. This is me and one of my brothers, no idea which year (long ass time ago, do not do the math please). #Halloween
If anyone wants to know what I am for Halloween: I am Feminine Rage. (Looks witchy.) #Halloween #FeminineRage
a painting of a woman standing in front of a full moon with her arms up
Alt: a painting of a woman standing in front of a full moon with her arms up
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October 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If anyone wants to know what I am for Halloween: I am Feminine Rage. (Looks witchy.) #Halloween #FeminineRage