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On #GivingTueaday, we know there are so many worthy charities who rely on donations asking for money. It can feel hard to support everyone when we’re all spread so thin.

Sustainable monthly giving is the lifeblood of rescues & makes a huge impact for just a few $’s each month: linktr.ee/crits4cats
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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From my friends at FLCAS
Thanks to your donations, Friends of Loudoun County Animal Services was able to offset the costs of more than 150 low cost spay and neuter services for community cats in our community in 2025.
Please help them to help cats.

donorbox.org/flcasgiving2...
Venmo: @FLCAS
Giving Tuesday 2025 | Friends of Loudoun County Animal Services (Powered by Donorbox)
More than 75% of the animals coming into LCAS need support before adoption and intake continues to increase. Please help us reach our goal of $30,000 to allow us to say YES to all of the vulnerable Lo...
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December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Will probably take a break from socials for a while. Life is so overwhelming for me right now. Love to you all.
Literally feels so disheartening to constantly live paycheck to paycheck & also try to claw your way into a new industry in this job market & also fight chronic illness & depression while you do it. I feel so lost sometimes & it’s like no matter what I do it isn’t enough. I’m sad & I need help.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Will probably take a break from socials for a while. Life is so overwhelming for me right now. Love to you all.
Literally feels so disheartening to constantly live paycheck to paycheck & also try to claw your way into a new industry in this job market & also fight chronic illness & depression while you do it. I feel so lost sometimes & it’s like no matter what I do it isn’t enough. I’m sad & I need help.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Screaming at closet Paul and had to teach this puff ball a lesson
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Lowes has stolen my likeness I deserve compensation
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Nobody wants to have a good day anymore they just want to be miserable and make everyone else around them miserable too like learn to crochet or something develop a talent you twits we need more people doing magic tricks and less people being entitled and rude
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
🌀 You want to give me an uncooked penne noodle so bad 🌀
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Witch shrimp !!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Back up before I remodel the way you breathe can’t you see I’m having cozy time
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The Wizard should be afraid of me
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Shrimp and tuna and chicken and cheese upon all of my enemies I wish fleas
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Paul Blart: mancala champion
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Shape Saturday !!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
(Hi friends, I am in need of a little help financially in the wake of some health issues that have affected my ability to work recently.)
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Attention hack: pretend to eat boxes
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Your order has arrived and it is pissed
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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trick or treat?

vampurr’s waiting at your door (but not for long!)

this is a limited edition plushie, get yours now at: www.makeship.com/products/vam...
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s a very freaky ass white boy Wednesday indeed as my communications with Oven Paul have strengthened and I’ve learned about the portal underneath the oven. He says it’s a void where toys enter only to never return. The whirlpool nation is truly sinister for this.
October 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Cat cart !! Cart with da cat in it !!
October 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Cat cart !! Cart with da cat in it !!
October 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Nothing to see here
September 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
No keep the tv on I’m paying attention
September 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Freaky ass oven white boy wednesday !!!!
September 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
While the leader of the whirlpool nation is no doubt having a leisurely Saturday, I am here still trying my rescue efforts to free Oven Paul. As you can hear the barrier into the oven dimension is squeaky like an NBA court and I think this is a good sign of weakened defenses.
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM