It's Juaners
@juan.mywasteofspace.com
I can only promise you good takes (mostly about movies)
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November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
whatever the mathematical opposite of these is
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
whatever the mathematical opposite of these is
also 3 straight minutes of the narrator calling the grinch a prize asshole with increasing venom
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
also 3 straight minutes of the narrator calling the grinch a prize asshole with increasing venom
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
somebody else mentioned Paul Rust, which is mine
"just gonna write a Netflix show about how every woman in LA wants to fuck me"
"just gonna write a Netflix show about how every woman in LA wants to fuck me"
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
somebody else mentioned Paul Rust, which is mine
"just gonna write a Netflix show about how every woman in LA wants to fuck me"
"just gonna write a Netflix show about how every woman in LA wants to fuck me"
[high-pitched voice]
"Mr. President, who is Bubba?"
"Mr. President, who is Bubba?"
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
[high-pitched voice]
"Mr. President, who is Bubba?"
"Mr. President, who is Bubba?"
me every few weeks to the users of this webbed site:
STOP MAKING DEATH THREATS IN WRITING, ASS HOLE
STOP MAKING DEATH THREATS IN WRITING, ASS HOLE
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
me every few weeks to the users of this webbed site:
STOP MAKING DEATH THREATS IN WRITING, ASS HOLE
STOP MAKING DEATH THREATS IN WRITING, ASS HOLE
EA was really cooking with these, I fear 😮💨
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
EA was really cooking with these, I fear 😮💨
new reporting flow incoming 🕵🏽♂️
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
new reporting flow incoming 🕵🏽♂️
I totally didn't find this terrifying as a kid
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I totally didn't find this terrifying as a kid
that is a bit above average
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
that is a bit above average
live camera of the server room
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
live camera of the server room
how about a foldable phone that flips open to a physical keyboard
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
how about a foldable phone that flips open to a physical keyboard
it says I'm blocked by 450 people I've never heard of
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
it says I'm blocked by 450 people I've never heard of
The adaptation of Frankenstein by @realgdt.bsky.social reminds me of Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh's script for Fellowship of the Ring, where they make it feel like "oh, of course this is obviously the correct way to adapt a novel"
also Jacob Elordi's height feels like its own special effect 📽️
also Jacob Elordi's height feels like its own special effect 📽️
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The adaptation of Frankenstein by @realgdt.bsky.social reminds me of Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh's script for Fellowship of the Ring, where they make it feel like "oh, of course this is obviously the correct way to adapt a novel"
also Jacob Elordi's height feels like its own special effect 📽️
also Jacob Elordi's height feels like its own special effect 📽️
"The White House account has drawn only around 12,000 followers. More than 100,000 users have the account blocked, according to Bluesky block-tracking site Clearsky"
fyi there's a separate tab for block list statistics:
clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
fyi there's a separate tab for block list statistics:
clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"The White House account has drawn only around 12,000 followers. More than 100,000 users have the account blocked, according to Bluesky block-tracking site Clearsky"
fyi there's a separate tab for block list statistics:
clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
fyi there's a separate tab for block list statistics:
clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
this account seems normal
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
this account seems normal
[suddenly remembers this existed]
poor poor Harmonix
poor poor Harmonix
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
[suddenly remembers this existed]
poor poor Harmonix
poor poor Harmonix