🐝burt and all of his bees🐝
@jttoddler.bsky.social
he/him // WI // 28 // wife guy // huge D&D nerd
Hamburger have mercy on me
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Hamburger have mercy on me
Getting slow jorked to the rhythm of O Fortuna while maintaining eye contact
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Getting slow jorked to the rhythm of O Fortuna while maintaining eye contact
Watching inglorious basterds like damn we're the nazis now
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Watching inglorious basterds like damn we're the nazis now
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Blue sky seemed to enjoy the mini Chaos Moo Deng I panted. Here is a 360 view
#warhammer40k #warhammer #minipainting
#warhammer40k #warhammer #minipainting
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Blue sky seemed to enjoy the mini Chaos Moo Deng I panted. Here is a 360 view
#warhammer40k #warhammer #minipainting
#warhammer40k #warhammer #minipainting
All of my bills were on autopay last year
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
All of my bills were on autopay last year
My new years resolution is to get back the Allspark cube
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My new years resolution is to get back the Allspark cube
The worst thing anyone could ever call you is ding dong. It's not even that creative. Humiliating
December 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The worst thing anyone could ever call you is ding dong. It's not even that creative. Humiliating
Explaining to my cats the wickedness of my wife (she caused 9/11)
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Explaining to my cats the wickedness of my wife (she caused 9/11)
As I sit here pooping I realize that we've come a long way at work. The restaurant is not in complete panic the moment I'm gone. No one is shouting "where's JT?!"
December 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
As I sit here pooping I realize that we've come a long way at work. The restaurant is not in complete panic the moment I'm gone. No one is shouting "where's JT?!"
Passionately kissing the homies not gay style but in a way that shows my deep love and affection for them
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Passionately kissing the homies not gay style but in a way that shows my deep love and affection for them
Why is no one talking about the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Why is no one talking about the Edmund Fitzgerald
Just hauled this smoker 8 hours from wisconsin to ohio
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just hauled this smoker 8 hours from wisconsin to ohio
Joining a book club to pursue my lost passion of bullying nerds
August 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Joining a book club to pursue my lost passion of bullying nerds
I still see screenshots of my old twitter moots going around. I miss them but my account is gone and im never going back 😔
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I still see screenshots of my old twitter moots going around. I miss them but my account is gone and im never going back 😔
Tired at work all day to wide awake at night pipeline
August 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tired at work all day to wide awake at night pipeline
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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A bonding moment? Nah how bout a bondage moment
June 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A bonding moment? Nah how bout a bondage moment
Some days I only poop once. And some days I poop for a lifetime.
June 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Some days I only poop once. And some days I poop for a lifetime.
I've always wanted to be the best friend sidekick in a 2000s comedy
June 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I've always wanted to be the best friend sidekick in a 2000s comedy
I just want groupchats again. I dont really use this so I might delete but i love a lot of people ive talked to over the years
May 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I just want groupchats again. I dont really use this so I might delete but i love a lot of people ive talked to over the years
Always nice to find your cat with their butt planted exactly where your head rests on your pillow
May 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Always nice to find your cat with their butt planted exactly where your head rests on your pillow
I've grown so offline, it's incredible. My birthday ended 10 minutes ago and ya know who knew about it? All of my close friends, family and coworkers. My coworkers bought me a cake. Never had to say I word but I felt the love
May 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I've grown so offline, it's incredible. My birthday ended 10 minutes ago and ya know who knew about it? All of my close friends, family and coworkers. My coworkers bought me a cake. Never had to say I word but I felt the love