Now, their *investors* think it will solve wages. Sure. Through some alchemy, the trillions of dollar they'll flush down the toilet will magically mean they get everything forever for free. From magic.

But the AI evangelists? 100% believe in Roko's Basilisk.

Their goal is actually worse and dumber than that.

Their goal is to create a God that will protect them and give them immortality. This God will also make everyone who didn't throw their entire lives at making it happen suffer in an eternal hell it creates to simulate them in.

100% serious.

I am glad your league is filled with people who are not like that; I have been in at least two that were, hence my assumption.

All the people you're competing against spend hours of their life arguing why the coaches made huge, obvious, mistakes that they, guys who have never played football in their life let alone at a professional scale, would never have made ever.

Lmao.

What shocks me most is that this is writing that wouldn't cut it in *eighth grade*! I'd have gotten a C, when I was 12, if I had turned that writing in! And if a *college student* turned that in? For an alleged audience of actual adults? What the hell?

It's a subtle distinction, I know. But if you don't actively help Christian Nationalists eradicate Jews from existence, you are an antisemite.

That is, unfortunately, literally the exact thought process Christian Nationalists have.

No, see, antisemitism is when you don't support the Christian Nationalist vision of the Middle East that revolves around the wholesale destruction of the Jewish people so a handful of the "right" Christians can see Jesus personally a little bit faster. You're asking for Special Treatment (TM).

Can anyone ensure that they get a really bad batch?

That they're the adult versions of TPU kids. They're happy to have a target for this, they can absolutely shut more faculty up by doing this.

Tell your loved ones that you can't be bothered to write that you love them.

Crimes against humanity cannot be pardoned, and that is the position that whoever comes next *must* take.

Weird way to talk oneself to a short walk up a stairs with only one way down, but there she is.

Donny, please.

Body language experts are just people who make shit up. They're entirely full of shit.

Also, tell cops you are invoking your fifth amendment rights and need an attorney. Be very clear about that.

Hey, Epic Games, guess why I'll *never* use your service! Have fun setting another billion dollars on fire to not get anyone to spend money in your store!

"It's impossible to tell definitively if someone is using AI!"

—Someone who has never contemplated the plagiarism-detection mechanism of, for instance, asking a student what a word they used in their paper means.

An *adult* wrote that? An actual, legal adult?

On purpose? For an audience of at least one other adult?