Jordan
@jspray.bsky.social
Human, wife, mother. A “love your neighbor Christian, not a storm the Capital kind” -(@KristinaHart.bsky.social said it first, not me). AuDHD and thriving. I research, develop and write life skills curriculum for use in carceral settings. Always learning.
The next bnb on our trip comes with donkeys! Which to be honest is the main reason I chose it, but also the place itself is lovely. #doolin #ireland #wildatlanticway
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The next bnb on our trip comes with donkeys! Which to be honest is the main reason I chose it, but also the place itself is lovely. #doolin #ireland #wildatlanticway
I’ve never gotten my bird of the day before! @courtneyellis.bsky.social this made me think of you! #birds #ireland
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve never gotten my bird of the day before! @courtneyellis.bsky.social this made me think of you! #birds #ireland
Also if you like mint and chocolate go to Aldi because these are amazing.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Also if you like mint and chocolate go to Aldi because these are amazing.
My youngest unfortunately has developed a love for my chicken wontons and chili sauce. 😂 any time I get an order he appears out of nowhere with a pleading look on his face.
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My youngest unfortunately has developed a love for my chicken wontons and chili sauce. 😂 any time I get an order he appears out of nowhere with a pleading look on his face.
Today in child land, my 4 yr old is running around the yard singing Holy Holy Holy whacking things with a toy golf club while I read this book. Am I doing parenting right? 😂 @kkramermcginnis.bsky.social @mburtwrites.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Today in child land, my 4 yr old is running around the yard singing Holy Holy Holy whacking things with a toy golf club while I read this book. Am I doing parenting right? 😂 @kkramermcginnis.bsky.social @mburtwrites.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“When neighbors start talking, good things happen” 🫠
October 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“When neighbors start talking, good things happen” 🫠
There are lion cubs at our zoo and they are the most adorable things.
September 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
There are lion cubs at our zoo and they are the most adorable things.
We are planning a trip to Ireland and I've noticed that there are these "Social Guides" for many of the historical monuments. I finally clicked on one and was so excited to discover it's basically a "what to expect when you get here" guide. Invaluable for people like me who hate surprises. 1/2
September 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We are planning a trip to Ireland and I've noticed that there are these "Social Guides" for many of the historical monuments. I finally clicked on one and was so excited to discover it's basically a "what to expect when you get here" guide. Invaluable for people like me who hate surprises. 1/2
I didn’t need to know much about it before I decided not to use it. I’ve seen The Matrix and 2001: A Space Odyssey. And while I understand these are works of science fiction, I still am not taking chances. 🤖🔋
September 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I didn’t need to know much about it before I decided not to use it. I’ve seen The Matrix and 2001: A Space Odyssey. And while I understand these are works of science fiction, I still am not taking chances. 🤖🔋
We had a visitor at our hummingbird feeder last night. I thought I had got it high enough but apparently raccoons can climb up window screens 😂
August 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
We had a visitor at our hummingbird feeder last night. I thought I had got it high enough but apparently raccoons can climb up window screens 😂
This picture from the @startribune.com is going to haunt me. As a mom. As a human. It’s a complete encapsulation of a parent’s worst nightmare. Have mercy.
August 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This picture from the @startribune.com is going to haunt me. As a mom. As a human. It’s a complete encapsulation of a parent’s worst nightmare. Have mercy.
Kroger, I think we need to have a discussion about what the phrase "exciting news" means. #groceries #friday
August 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Kroger, I think we need to have a discussion about what the phrase "exciting news" means. #groceries #friday
I feel so old. But also, why not just call it an "inflatable chair"? Bean-less bag chair makes zero sense. #the90sareback #inflatablefurniture
July 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I feel so old. But also, why not just call it an "inflatable chair"? Bean-less bag chair makes zero sense. #the90sareback #inflatablefurniture
This organization had signs up around Ft Worth (including at least one church) telling Christian to vote to cancel out all the “illegal” votes.
July 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This organization had signs up around Ft Worth (including at least one church) telling Christian to vote to cancel out all the “illegal” votes.
An unexpected late July rainstorm in Texas is a gift (even if it popped up when I was trying to set up the long awaited pool pump).
July 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
An unexpected late July rainstorm in Texas is a gift (even if it popped up when I was trying to set up the long awaited pool pump).
My kids came running with delight to tell me they found a mantis! It’s been a while since we’ve seen one in our yard!
July 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My kids came running with delight to tell me they found a mantis! It’s been a while since we’ve seen one in our yard!
Ooooh I should do the same later except with Banner Year by @fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social
July 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ooooh I should do the same later except with Banner Year by @fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social
This amuses me more than it ought to.
June 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This amuses me more than it ought to.
The universal language of splashing and tag. The parents sat at tables around the square, watching our kids. Yes. Things are not going well. But last night I had hope. Ppl from many different countries and cultures enjoyed a night together in defiance of the fear we are told to have of “others.” 2/2
June 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The universal language of splashing and tag. The parents sat at tables around the square, watching our kids. Yes. Things are not going well. But last night I had hope. Ppl from many different countries and cultures enjoyed a night together in defiance of the fear we are told to have of “others.” 2/2
Dear @Kroger, I cannot tell you how much I DON'T want to see sports betting stuff when I'm grocery shopping. Why is this even a thing? This is the weirdest partnership I've seen in a while.
June 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Dear @Kroger, I cannot tell you how much I DON'T want to see sports betting stuff when I'm grocery shopping. Why is this even a thing? This is the weirdest partnership I've seen in a while.
I looked up Tom from
MySpace to see what he was up to. Came across this weird AI caption. Apparently Tom is doing fine, though.
MySpace to see what he was up to. Came across this weird AI caption. Apparently Tom is doing fine, though.
June 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I looked up Tom from
MySpace to see what he was up to. Came across this weird AI caption. Apparently Tom is doing fine, though.
MySpace to see what he was up to. Came across this weird AI caption. Apparently Tom is doing fine, though.