Jordan Juel
@jsj.bsky.social
Fuckin St. Mary’s just takes one 7 footer out to put another one in. Not great when the tallest player we have is 6’8. Going to be tough down to the wire.
December 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Fuckin St. Mary’s just takes one 7 footer out to put another one in. Not great when the tallest player we have is 6’8. Going to be tough down to the wire.
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This wasn’t at the end of his career but still looks weird
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This wasn’t at the end of his career but still looks weird
Juel Ratings through last week of regular season and first week of FCS playoffs.
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Juel Ratings through last week of regular season and first week of FCS playoffs.
Juel Ratings through Week 13
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Juel Ratings through Week 13
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hahahahaha I knew it. "I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
hahahahaha I knew it. "I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
Week 13 of the Juel Ratings are out. Here is the top 30 for FBS and FCS. (Minor issue where the package I get icons from doesn’t have Monmouth NJ and only Monmouth IL so that icon is wrong in FCS. I’m working to fix that package)
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Week 13 of the Juel Ratings are out. Here is the top 30 for FBS and FCS. (Minor issue where the package I get icons from doesn’t have Monmouth NJ and only Monmouth IL so that icon is wrong in FCS. I’m working to fix that package)
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Still wild to me that Megyn Kelly woke up yesterday, logged on, and did the "technically he's not a pedophile, he's an ephebophile" bit to the entire internet.
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Still wild to me that Megyn Kelly woke up yesterday, logged on, and did the "technically he's not a pedophile, he's an ephebophile" bit to the entire internet.
Week 12 of Juel Ratings. Still tweaking things, but looks decent for the week. I have implemented a new image generation for the top 30 for both FBS and FCS. So here they are!
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Week 12 of Juel Ratings. Still tweaking things, but looks decent for the week. I have implemented a new image generation for the top 30 for both FBS and FCS. So here they are!
So I have created my own power ratings for college football. They are still a work in progress, and might need a little tweaking. They are maybe a little bit off, but a great starting point. So here is the first iteration of the Juel Ratings.
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So I have created my own power ratings for college football. They are still a work in progress, and might need a little tweaking. They are maybe a little bit off, but a great starting point. So here is the first iteration of the Juel Ratings.
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Do y’all think 💨 fish can 💨 see water?
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Do y’all think 💨 fish can 💨 see water?
So in terms of my laptop with an iGPU and a dGPU Pop_OS works great. However, I’m not sure how anyone can live in an Ubuntu based distro with either old or no packages. Time to install COSMIC on Arch and just deal with the more manual switching of GPUs.
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
So in terms of my laptop with an iGPU and a dGPU Pop_OS works great. However, I’m not sure how anyone can live in an Ubuntu based distro with either old or no packages. Time to install COSMIC on Arch and just deal with the more manual switching of GPUs.
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I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort
Can anyone who has experience with both give me pros and cons of each Claude Code and OpenAI Codex, and which you prefer?
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Can anyone who has experience with both give me pros and cons of each Claude Code and OpenAI Codex, and which you prefer?
What time is the rapture today? Just want to make sure I am not just sitting at home by myself, and not realize it is happening.
September 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
What time is the rapture today? Just want to make sure I am not just sitting at home by myself, and not realize it is happening.
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all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”
September 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”
Not sure what Sun Belt Billy was waiting for with his timeouts.
September 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Not sure what Sun Belt Billy was waiting for with his timeouts.
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Joke tweet from Brian but it actually upsets me that you can blatantly do corruption in 2025 but the Army football players can’t accept NIL deals because they’re technically government employees and can’t use their public office for personal gain
should probably spend less money deploying troops domestically and more on those service academy nil funds
August 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Joke tweet from Brian but it actually upsets me that you can blatantly do corruption in 2025 but the Army football players can’t accept NIL deals because they’re technically government employees and can’t use their public office for personal gain
I’m not saying they should retroactively give the Heisman to Ashton Jeanty but…
August 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m not saying they should retroactively give the Heisman to Ashton Jeanty but…
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Marc Elias: "JD Vance acts like he is afraid to walk outside Union Station. I mean, there is something very un-alpha male about a lot of the things that they're doing... the whole reason why the National Guard is in Washington, DC is because some dweeb teenage kid named Big Balls got beat up."
August 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Marc Elias: "JD Vance acts like he is afraid to walk outside Union Station. I mean, there is something very un-alpha male about a lot of the things that they're doing... the whole reason why the National Guard is in Washington, DC is because some dweeb teenage kid named Big Balls got beat up."
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RFK Jr. is upset that a recent large Danish study in Annals of Internal Medicine, conducted over 20 yrs in 1 M kids, found no association between aluminum in childhood vaccines & 50 different health conditions.
His request for the retraction was rejected.
🧪 www.reuters.com/business/hea...
His request for the retraction was rejected.
🧪 www.reuters.com/business/hea...
August 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
RFK Jr. is upset that a recent large Danish study in Annals of Internal Medicine, conducted over 20 yrs in 1 M kids, found no association between aluminum in childhood vaccines & 50 different health conditions.
His request for the retraction was rejected.
🧪 www.reuters.com/business/hea...
His request for the retraction was rejected.
🧪 www.reuters.com/business/hea...
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“Flashing Lights” came on in the car today and Kanye saying he hates the paparazzi more than he hates the Nazis just is really not a meaningful statement anymore now that we know he actually does not hate the Nazis at all. In retrospect he could actually be pro-paparazzi
August 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“Flashing Lights” came on in the car today and Kanye saying he hates the paparazzi more than he hates the Nazis just is really not a meaningful statement anymore now that we know he actually does not hate the Nazis at all. In retrospect he could actually be pro-paparazzi
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I am sincere when I say when lockdown happened and everyone decided to Go Onto Computer the majority of people didn’t have internet brainworm antibodies and now they’re the greatest marks known to man
that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
July 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I am sincere when I say when lockdown happened and everyone decided to Go Onto Computer the majority of people didn’t have internet brainworm antibodies and now they’re the greatest marks known to man
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The only political split that matters - feed everyone on the off chance one person is hungry, or feed no one on the off chance someone undeserving might get fed
July 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The only political split that matters - feed everyone on the off chance one person is hungry, or feed no one on the off chance someone undeserving might get fed