Hand
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I am eight feet tall, have 17 children, and I’m terrible at describing myself. I do have epilepsy and have had three brain surgeries, those are true things.
So far, the 21st Century really is like ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’
Everything is made up and the points don’t matter.
Everything is made up and the points don’t matter.
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So far, the 21st Century really is like ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’
Everything is made up and the points don’t matter.
Everything is made up and the points don’t matter.
Yesterday morning I had a seizure, 3 months to the day since my previous one. This one was around my 20th seizure of the year, and I’m very aware that many others with epilepsy have them much more frequently than I do.
Nevertheless, this Thanksgiving weekend, I’m just grateful I’m still alive.
Nevertheless, this Thanksgiving weekend, I’m just grateful I’m still alive.
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yesterday morning I had a seizure, 3 months to the day since my previous one. This one was around my 20th seizure of the year, and I’m very aware that many others with epilepsy have them much more frequently than I do.
Nevertheless, this Thanksgiving weekend, I’m just grateful I’m still alive.
Nevertheless, this Thanksgiving weekend, I’m just grateful I’m still alive.
Eagles are making me wish I had hit the Black Friday deals at the liquor store.
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Eagles are making me wish I had hit the Black Friday deals at the liquor store.
We now go live to the value of Trump’s public response to anything that happens on any given day, ever.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
We now go live to the value of Trump’s public response to anything that happens on any given day, ever.
My favorite line from Trump today was, “You know, I don’t have any sons, but if I ever do I might name him Zohran.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My favorite line from Trump today was, “You know, I don’t have any sons, but if I ever do I might name him Zohran.”
He won’t be, naturally, but Trump should be impeached for this entire operation.
“We are not in an armed conflict with these cartels. And so this is just murder,” Rep. Sara Jacobs, D-Calif., a member of the House Armed Services Committee, told The Intercept.
Trump Administration Admits It Doesn’t Know Who Exactly It’s Killing in Boat Strikes
Officials acknowledged they don’t know the identities of the people they’re killing and can’t meet the evidentiary burden to prosecute survivors.
interc.pt
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
He won’t be, naturally, but Trump should be impeached for this entire operation.
I wrote a brief thing today that has a special place in my heart and head for a lot of reasons.
jrh612.medium.com/where-4d34a1...
jrh612.medium.com/where-4d34a1...
where?
where do you go?
in the darkest moments scorched by the hottest fire
to whom do you turn?
when you are as low as you could possibly feel…
jrh612.medium.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I wrote a brief thing today that has a special place in my heart and head for a lot of reasons.
jrh612.medium.com/where-4d34a1...
jrh612.medium.com/where-4d34a1...
Just watched the clip of Mitch McConnell falling like seven straight times.
October 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just watched the clip of Mitch McConnell falling like seven straight times.
Amen to this. ⬇️
October 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Amen to this. ⬇️
Listening to the Cure and day drinking.
It’s like I’m 14 again.
It’s like I’m 14 again.
October 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Listening to the Cure and day drinking.
It’s like I’m 14 again.
It’s like I’m 14 again.
I’m no expert (on much of anything, really), but it sure seems to me that Trump ordering missile strikes killing people in boats off the coast of Venezuela should be getting a LOT more attention.
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m no expert (on much of anything, really), but it sure seems to me that Trump ordering missile strikes killing people in boats off the coast of Venezuela should be getting a LOT more attention.
Has Alex Jones accused the Supreme Court of being crisis actors yet?
October 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Has Alex Jones accused the Supreme Court of being crisis actors yet?
I’d like to thank the Uber driver who earlier today spent our entire ride talking about how beautiful nature is and how much he loves being outside.
It was exactly the sort of non-cynical moment I very much needed, at exactly the right time.
It was exactly the sort of non-cynical moment I very much needed, at exactly the right time.
October 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’d like to thank the Uber driver who earlier today spent our entire ride talking about how beautiful nature is and how much he loves being outside.
It was exactly the sort of non-cynical moment I very much needed, at exactly the right time.
It was exactly the sort of non-cynical moment I very much needed, at exactly the right time.
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BREAKING: Justice Department to exhume, reanimate, indict Donald Trump’s father.
October 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
BREAKING: Justice Department to exhume, reanimate, indict Donald Trump’s father.
Today I have decided to willfully ignore everything that is total bullshit. Using this strategy, I figure I’ll be able to go back to sleep in 5… 4… 3…
October 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Today I have decided to willfully ignore everything that is total bullshit. Using this strategy, I figure I’ll be able to go back to sleep in 5… 4… 3…
The absence of the ‘automatic runner on 2nd to start each extra inning’ in the postseason is a tacit admission by Major League Baseball that it’s a stupid, stupid rule.
In this seven-part essay, I will…
In this seven-part essay, I will…
October 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The absence of the ‘automatic runner on 2nd to start each extra inning’ in the postseason is a tacit admission by Major League Baseball that it’s a stupid, stupid rule.
In this seven-part essay, I will…
In this seven-part essay, I will…
Hold my calls (I do not have any calls).
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hold my calls (I do not have any calls).
This is not a person who should even be allowed to guess the nuclear codes.
Trump: "We won World War 1. We won World War 2. We won everything in between. We won everything before. And all of the sudden they decide to change the name. They went woke then too, you know. Woke is a long term. Word."
October 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is not a person who should even be allowed to guess the nuclear codes.
‘One Battle After Another’ is fucking fantastic.
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
‘One Battle After Another’ is fucking fantastic.
Post something random or have an awful October
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Post something random or have an awful October
As a card-carrying member of Antifa, I am *stunned* to learn that Antifa is an “organization.”
I made this card with crayons and an old Covid vaccination record.
I made this card with crayons and an old Covid vaccination record.
September 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
As a card-carrying member of Antifa, I am *stunned* to learn that Antifa is an “organization.”
I made this card with crayons and an old Covid vaccination record.
I made this card with crayons and an old Covid vaccination record.
Share your favorite black and white movie
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Share your favorite black and white movie