Shopping for our nephews today. We ended up buying a music CD for one, and a magazine for the other. Are we officially the old uncle and aunt who don't know what kids today want, or are we the cool uncle and aunt who want our nephews to know how their parents grew up?

I called something "a machine that goes PING!" in a meeting today... Then I had to explain the reference to a coworker fresh out of college. Is Monty Python no longer a nerd standard?

@zacstraub.com Either our prayers or our curses have been heard. Not sure which one though. 🤣

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

I did a bad thing. I looked at the source code and searched for "TrustServerCertificate". This is with valid certificates issued by a widely trusted CA on each SQL instance I manage. Not sure if I should scream, claw out my eyes, or break out one of the Three Wisemen.

Azure Database Administrator certification renewed for another year... With only one good eye, while on head-down doctor's orders. Did my retina detach just to give me the time to take the renewal assessment?

Quarterly datacenter maintenance tonight... Read-only Friday morphs into "burn it down Friday night" only once every three months!

Boxing Day Cricket in Melbourne! Temps will be over 100 F... Hard to believe just a few days ago I was shoveling six inches of snow in Wisconsin.

Some look at a disaster recovery test as "oh great, I have to work on a Saturday"... I prefer to look at it as "Great! I get to break our most important internal website and people will thank me for it!"

It's time for the databases to unwind after a long week of work.

Happy Read-only Friday to everyone who wants to enjoy the weekend! 😄