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Living on Gubbi Gubbi country and loving life.
Purveyor of mediocre haiku and bad humour. #F1 & #Auspol too. You’ve been warned 🤗

Haiku feed: @JRBHaiku.bsky.social

Substack: https://jrbhaiku.substack.com?r=55lvun&utm_medium=ios
Question: when you hear an American accent these days, what’s your first thought?
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
When Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman shows more respect to a female journalist than the twat he’s with.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
'Things happen': Trump defends Saudi prince over killing of Washington Post journalist
US President Donald Trump warmly welcomes the Saudi crown prince to the White House where he deflects journalists' questions about Mohammed bin Salman's role in the killing of reporter Jamal Khashoggi...
www.abc.net.au
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sussan Ley keeps saying Labor is allowing gas to be exported before Australia’s needs are met.

She’s right, this is wrong.

However, which government allowed this to happen in the first place?

#AusPol
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A MAGA Man gets arrested in Seville for groping a women.

Judge: Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?

MAGA Man: Your honour, the man on the door told me it was a tap ass bar.
a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Footage of Pauline Hanson collecting facts for One Nation’s policies.

#AusPol
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
South Korea, one of Australia’s biggest thermal coal customers vows to go coal free.

Matt Canavan will be apoplectic.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Rude shock for Australia as South Korea unshackles from coal reliance
In a move that has been welcomed by climate campaigners, South Korea has vowed to phase out coal, sparking a warning for Australian exporters.
www.abc.net.au
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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“No net zero by 2050 shall pass…”
The Age
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Being exposed to trauma in childhood is linked to serious mental and physical health issues later in life. These findings show trauma is not rare.
New study finds 2 in 5 Australians experience traumatic events as children
theconversation.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Today's weird YouTube recommendation.
optical illusion dance
YouTube video by walldoo99
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It was good to hear Pauline Hanson’s interview on Radio National Breakfast today.

I had wondered where she’s been. Now it’s clear she’s been out cherry picking, again 🙄

#AusPol

www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...
'I'm not saying no migrants': Hanson's call on immigration as Coalition mulls policy - ABC listen
New polling published in the Australian Financial Review shows One Nation is more trusted than Labor or the Coalition to deal with the influx of migrants. In response, party leader Pauline Hanson say...
www.abc.net.au
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ah yes, Neoliberalism is alive and ‘well’

CBA boss says repaying excessive fees to low-income customers could be seen as taking shareholder property www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Australia news live: CBA boss says repaying excessive fees to low-income customers could be seen as taking shareholder property
Follow live
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Killer jailed for 28 years over ex-girlfriend, Hannah McGuire’s murder.

#TooManyMen

aapnews.aap.com.au/a/blpqkURdG
Killer jailed for 28 years over ex-girlfriend's murder
Hannah McGuire's family and friends have gasped out "yes" as her killer Lachlan Young was jailed for nearly three decades for murder.
aapnews.aap.com.au
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
As I understand it, in Queensland, it’s illegal for people under the age of 16 to ride e-scooters/bikes without adult supervision.

If so, shouldn’t all schools ban them?

www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2025/11/18/t...
Trio of Coast high schools ban e-bikes and e-scooters
Three major Sunshine Coast high schools with a combined enrolment of more than 4000 students have announced a sweeping ban on e-bikes and e-scooters from next year. In a joint letter to families, the ...
www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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You seem to have forgotten something, Suss ...
#auspol
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It amuses me that the one that finally COPS it, will have won.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Having recently been to an Oasis concert, one believes reports that cocaine use is up by 69%

Liam sent the bouncers to remove a person snorting in the front rows and the toilets were VERY busy, yet strangely clean 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would emigrate from the US permanently if they had the opportunity.

A country run by religious nutters bent on controlling female bodies, misogynistic techbros, rape apologists, and men obsessed with killing things? Seems fair.

news.gallup.com/poll/697382/...
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Oh thank you Sussan Ley, I’m so much more confident in your policy’s ability to solve our energy and climate issues now.

#ABC730 #AusPol
a man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a bookshelf filled with books
Alt: a man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a bookshelf filled with books
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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I'm sorry folks but this is energy industry propaganda being pushed to exploit the hyper-focus on the Coalition rake-stepping: SPECIFICALLY to advance an agenda to extend coal plant lifespans and mask utility climate failures. This is really bad stuff and v worrying

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Good.
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM