Andrew Gardiner
@ajgardineresq.bsky.social
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|Media|#auspol|#ClimateCrisis|Freelance journo writing about politics & the environment. Read my stuff: https://tinyurl.com/AndrewGardiner
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They've got academy guys in the draft this year. Worried about their ability to match bids without their first pick.
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Sydney Swans now favourites to land Charlie Curnow.

If you believe Fox Sports, the deal on the table is:
In: Curnow.
Out: Hayward, Florent, fist pick this year and next year

Thoughts? (Fwiw I'd miss Wilbur).
#AFLtrades
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"Burn(ing) down Parliament House" was a figure of speech.

Can someone explain this to Ben Fordham before he turns the ABC into 2GB?
#auspol
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I'm not sure Gregor would stoop to wearing a Collingwood onesie ...
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Yep. And I photoshopped it for accuracy ...
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Price's audience laps it up.
As for helping the Libs, it's a disastrous idea. But I'm sure Price prefers clicks to constructive contribution.
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Price looks young in your version. 1985?
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* yes, I know, 'cockroaching' is the common term.
But her head's much more praying mantis, don't you think?
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Is Ella a pet cockroach*, or praying mantis? I can never make up my mind.

Wrong answers only ...

#GreyhoundsOfBlueSky
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Abbott seeking relevance too?
Again: "I wish he'd just disappear into obscurity etc etc ..."
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I'm not sure Abbott's old seat of Warringah is up for grabs, Pricey. ⤵️

(I mean where 𝒄𝒂𝒏 a Liberal return to the House of Reps in NSW?)
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Yes, Steve: an Abbott return is what's needed. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐋𝐏, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬.

Those who know him say Price "doesn't believe any of this bullshit", but chose far right vaudeville "for money and celebrity".

There are people like that in the media. Is "prostitute" too strong a word?
#NewsCorpse
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Well, Alan *was* a mentor ...
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(I was this excited when Alan Jones and Neil Mitchell left 2GB and 3AW respectively.
They replaced them with Fordham and Tom Elliott.

You'd think a bloke would learn ...)
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Woke up this morning. There was an odd but exciting disturbance in the force. Then I went and checked today's front pages ... ⤵️⤵️⤵️

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑! 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋! 🍾🎉⤵️

(Oh wait. They'll replace him with some other douche ...😐)
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So that's how they're doing it ... 🤔

Thanks.
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"Not be a fascist"? So, no chance then ...
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Getting my X posts throttled after I reposted something about Elon's dad. Seriously, my clicks there are down 80%.

X users, can you help? To quote #GazaFlotilla activists, muzzled first by X and then by no wifi in 🇮🇱 custody:
"𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞⬇️𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐗 and 𝐩𝐮𝐭 (.) 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐦":
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* "If I say yes Left World will kill me". You got that one right, Prime Minister.
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#NewsCorpse: does Trump deserve a Nobel Prize?

(ALBO, thinks: "it's a trap. If I say yes Left World will kill me*. If I say no it's a 1000% tariff on iron ore".)

ALBO: Donald Trump deserves enormous congratulations.

Welcome to Albo's world. #NewsCorpse, thwarted, goes full Trump fanboi instead:
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Albo's come a long way since the Camperdown commission flats days. Not sure it's an improvement, frankly:
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Here's self-proclaimed statesman #Trump (bottom) mimicking George W Bush's September 11 moment. (Yes, I know, I'm a bit late with this one/others have done it. Hey, I've been busy!)

I'm just relieved #PedoPrez47 wasn't in a room full of kids like W that fateful day ...