JP Vazquez
@jpvazquez.bsky.social
Z-list Actor / Writer / Father / Cube Enthusiast
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Hates social media but is attempting to social media (poorly). I've been blocked by a dictionary so apparently I'm terrible at social media.
🍁 We Stand On Guard for Thee 🍁
🇨🇦 🇪🇸
Hates social media but is attempting to social media (poorly). I've been blocked by a dictionary so apparently I'm terrible at social media.
🍁 We Stand On Guard for Thee 🍁
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If you know, you know, but this is seriously awesome. Well done PCC marketing people.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If you know, you know, but this is seriously awesome. Well done PCC marketing people.
Last batch, I swear.
The last one really makes me laugh. I think it works really well, especially if you know the line from the show.
The last one really makes me laugh. I think it works really well, especially if you know the line from the show.
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Last batch, I swear.
The last one really makes me laugh. I think it works really well, especially if you know the line from the show.
The last one really makes me laugh. I think it works really well, especially if you know the line from the show.
Folks, I can't stop.
Works well with 'with' too, I suppose. I like that last one.
Works well with 'with' too, I suppose. I like that last one.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Folks, I can't stop.
Works well with 'with' too, I suppose. I like that last one.
Works well with 'with' too, I suppose. I like that last one.
My brain just kept going with song lyrics.
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My brain just kept going with song lyrics.
Especially when that American team supports fascists dictators.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Especially when that American team supports fascists dictators.
What the hell, look at this page by @holleringelk.bsky.social . That's not a photo, that's pure skill.
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What the hell, look at this page by @holleringelk.bsky.social . That's not a photo, that's pure skill.
Without saying Sonic, name a Sega video game.
The game no one remembers that literally changed the face of gaming in America and allowed scumbag Nintendo to dictate North American gaming standards for a generation.
The game no one remembers that literally changed the face of gaming in America and allowed scumbag Nintendo to dictate North American gaming standards for a generation.
October 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Without saying Sonic, name a Sega video game.
The game no one remembers that literally changed the face of gaming in America and allowed scumbag Nintendo to dictate North American gaming standards for a generation.
The game no one remembers that literally changed the face of gaming in America and allowed scumbag Nintendo to dictate North American gaming standards for a generation.
Been thinking a lot about this scene:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdD...
“𝘈 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 [𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵], 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵.”
Fuck those contractors.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdD...
“𝘈 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 [𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵], 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵.”
Fuck those contractors.
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Been thinking a lot about this scene:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdD...
“𝘈 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 [𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵], 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵.”
Fuck those contractors.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdD...
“𝘈 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 [𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵], 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵.”
Fuck those contractors.
In the office of a sitting member of the US House.
And again, I've been told lately that I'm too hard on Americans when they're literally HYDRA.
And again, I've been told lately that I'm too hard on Americans when they're literally HYDRA.
October 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
In the office of a sitting member of the US House.
And again, I've been told lately that I'm too hard on Americans when they're literally HYDRA.
And again, I've been told lately that I'm too hard on Americans when they're literally HYDRA.
@magic.wizards.com going ALL-AMERICAN and sending Pinkerton thugs to #Magic content creator houses.
Or ICE, cause that's how #Hasbro rolls.
Or ICE, cause that's how #Hasbro rolls.
October 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@magic.wizards.com going ALL-AMERICAN and sending Pinkerton thugs to #Magic content creator houses.
Or ICE, cause that's how #Hasbro rolls.
Or ICE, cause that's how #Hasbro rolls.
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Going with OG comic April but with the yellow jumpsuit is great, though. Well done there.
October 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Going with OG comic April but with the yellow jumpsuit is great, though. Well done there.
If you see this, post a Marvel cover you love.
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If you see this, post a Marvel cover you love.
With the ridiculous popularity of fake KPop bands and acts like Taylor Swift dominating musical airwaves, I feel like we're due for a reboot/retooling of Jem.
October 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
With the ridiculous popularity of fake KPop bands and acts like Taylor Swift dominating musical airwaves, I feel like we're due for a reboot/retooling of Jem.
My writing career summed up in one image:
October 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My writing career summed up in one image:
And finally, there's the #Dandân #SecretLair. So much to say.
First off, the art is gorgeous and that @wyliebeckert.bsky.social Memory Lapse is a MUST OWN. Just absolutely stunning.
But come on, #WotC. This is a product I would have loved to see you PUT IN STORES. Why is this a Secret Lair?
First off, the art is gorgeous and that @wyliebeckert.bsky.social Memory Lapse is a MUST OWN. Just absolutely stunning.
But come on, #WotC. This is a product I would have loved to see you PUT IN STORES. Why is this a Secret Lair?
September 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
And finally, there's the #Dandân #SecretLair. So much to say.
First off, the art is gorgeous and that @wyliebeckert.bsky.social Memory Lapse is a MUST OWN. Just absolutely stunning.
But come on, #WotC. This is a product I would have loved to see you PUT IN STORES. Why is this a Secret Lair?
First off, the art is gorgeous and that @wyliebeckert.bsky.social Memory Lapse is a MUST OWN. Just absolutely stunning.
But come on, #WotC. This is a product I would have loved to see you PUT IN STORES. Why is this a Secret Lair?
Americans not understanding what words mean continues with #WotC corpo speak seen here.
No limits! So here's how we're limiting card supply.
While we're talking corpo policy, removing date stamp promos and Collector preview packs from #Commander decks is just less product for more money. 🖕🏽 #WotC
No limits! So here's how we're limiting card supply.
While we're talking corpo policy, removing date stamp promos and Collector preview packs from #Commander decks is just less product for more money. 🖕🏽 #WotC
September 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Americans not understanding what words mean continues with #WotC corpo speak seen here.
No limits! So here's how we're limiting card supply.
While we're talking corpo policy, removing date stamp promos and Collector preview packs from #Commander decks is just less product for more money. 🖕🏽 #WotC
No limits! So here's how we're limiting card supply.
While we're talking corpo policy, removing date stamp promos and Collector preview packs from #Commander decks is just less product for more money. 🖕🏽 #WotC
#Chandra being redesigned to more clearly show her Avishkarian heritage in #RealityFracture is very cool. Would like to see reprints of her older cards with her new look.
Very much hoping the rumour that RF is the way to fold #UniversesBeyond into #UniversesWithin is just fearful doomsaying.
Very much hoping the rumour that RF is the way to fold #UniversesBeyond into #UniversesWithin is just fearful doomsaying.
September 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
#Chandra being redesigned to more clearly show her Avishkarian heritage in #RealityFracture is very cool. Would like to see reprints of her older cards with her new look.
Very much hoping the rumour that RF is the way to fold #UniversesBeyond into #UniversesWithin is just fearful doomsaying.
Very much hoping the rumour that RF is the way to fold #UniversesBeyond into #UniversesWithin is just fearful doomsaying.
New Scooby Gang for return to #Strixhaven is a fun choice.
People speculating hard on Gorgon girl being #Jace & Vraska's daughter, with naysayers pointing out that #Vraska can't have kids.
As if Jace hasn't been running around these past few sets acting like #WandaMaximoff in #HouseOfM.
People speculating hard on Gorgon girl being #Jace & Vraska's daughter, with naysayers pointing out that #Vraska can't have kids.
As if Jace hasn't been running around these past few sets acting like #WandaMaximoff in #HouseOfM.
September 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
New Scooby Gang for return to #Strixhaven is a fun choice.
People speculating hard on Gorgon girl being #Jace & Vraska's daughter, with naysayers pointing out that #Vraska can't have kids.
As if Jace hasn't been running around these past few sets acting like #WandaMaximoff in #HouseOfM.
People speculating hard on Gorgon girl being #Jace & Vraska's daughter, with naysayers pointing out that #Vraska can't have kids.
As if Jace hasn't been running around these past few sets acting like #WandaMaximoff in #HouseOfM.
I wasn't a fan of the original #Lorwyn (especially the look of og Changlings) but the fresh look and redesigns in #mtgecl look fun and charming.
I'm more excited for this set than I thought I would be, probably since it's one of only 3 real sets we're getting.
BTW, I love Wayne Reynolds art.
I'm more excited for this set than I thought I would be, probably since it's one of only 3 real sets we're getting.
BTW, I love Wayne Reynolds art.
September 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just got caught up with the new #mtg spoilers. In between the MASSIVE amount of straight up garbage and insufferable advertising for other brands they're releasing, there were a few things that caught my eye that I thought would be interesting to talk about.
First up, #LorwynEclipsed...
First up, #LorwynEclipsed...
September 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just got caught up with the new #mtg spoilers. In between the MASSIVE amount of straight up garbage and insufferable advertising for other brands they're releasing, there were a few things that caught my eye that I thought would be interesting to talk about.
First up, #LorwynEclipsed...
First up, #LorwynEclipsed...
