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JP Vazquez
@jpvazquez.bsky.social
Z-list Actor / Writer / Father / Cube Enthusiast
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Hates social media but is attempting to social media (poorly). I've been blocked by a dictionary so apparently I'm terrible at social media.
🍁 We Stand On Guard for Thee 🍁
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🤣 I just realized I've been blocked by @merriam-webster.com. I've been blocked on BlueSky by a dictionary.

Did you know that until recently, any definition on their website only had two share links? Facebook & Twitter.

Every so often, I'd remind them they only have share links to fascist sites.
Bon thread.
1/ Il y a plus de 35 ans, 14 femmes ont perdu la vie à l'École Polytechnique de Montréal à cause de la violence antiféministe. Aujourd'hui, partout au pays, nous honorons leur mémoire et renouvelons notre engagement à travailler collectivement pour changer les conditions qui ont mené à leurs morts.
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
So, hey.

All you Americans going "We have to vote this guy out in the next election to defeat fascism!" aren't "defeating" anything.

You're just riding that shit out.
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Now more than ever, projects like this one are needed.
CROCODILE DANCE is a short created by Shof Coker, one of the most talented folks I know in the world of animation. Please consider supporting this Kickstarter if you care about truly great independent animation!! #animation www.kickstarter.com/projects/cok...
Crocodile Dance - An Africanfuturist Animated Film
An indie animated thriller where a musician reclaims her voice to face the Mami Wata, a monster goddess threatening her family.
www.kickstarter.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Americans just straight up openly celebrating being racist.

Disgusting.
National parks cut free entry for MLK Day, add Trump's birthday
NPS changed its free admission days in 2026, removing MLK Day and Juneteenth while adding Trump's birthday.
eu.usatoday.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺’𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘢, 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘢, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨.

I find this paragraph deeply absurd and maddeningly hypocritical.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is fascinating and I hope Merrill succeeds in his endeavours, but it's extremely sad that our society has come to this... That we have to jump through so many hoops to, you know, be anonymous in modern society.
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Technically 3 sets, of which my order would be:

Edge of Eternities
Tarkir: Dragonstorm
Aetherdrift

The rest are advertisements for other product lines and don't really count imho.
Put the sets from 2025 in order from best to worst.

We have 6 sets:
Aetherdrift
Tarkir: Dragonstorm
Final Fantasy
Edge of Eternities
Spider-Man
Avatar the Last Airbender
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sometimes it's hard to defend being Canadian.

There's so much wrong with this story, it's hard to know where to begin.

Likely that I'm hard pressed to think of anything good that's ever come out of Brampton, ON.
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
If you know, you know, but this is seriously awesome. Well done PCC marketing people.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Sorry, it's kinda hard to feel bad for Ontarians when this is exactly what they voted for.

The major problems in Ontario have been rising cost of living, healthcare and education and they overwhelming keep voting for the guy that's like: "Yeah, no."
Food banks are breaking under the weight of rising poverty in Ontario, new report says
People relying on food banks to survive have reached unprecedented numbers in Ontario as residents sink further into poverty even while working, a new report states.
www.cp24.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Garbage people. The lot of them.

Gretzky's a traitor to Canada and to Ukraine.

They should absolutely strip him of his CC.
Wayne Gretzky hits the links with Trump, just weeks after addressing criticism from Canadians
Hockey Hall of Famer Wayne Gretzky has been spotted hanging out with some high-profile figures, including longtime pal U.S. President Donald Trump over U.S. Thanksgiving weekend, which has led to some...
www.ctvnews.ca
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Man woke up on a warpath this morning.

If you felt there were a lack of stories to share, Mark's feed today has got you covered.
Where is the genocide in Gaza on Blue Sky? It incredible to me it’s hardly talked about here.
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Because they're ghouls. The lot of them.

Trying to find reason in their ghoulish actions is an exercise in futility.
I...this is so bizarre on so many levels. Why get canadian kidslit involved in any way whatsoever
Canadian publisher Kids Can Press "strongly condemns any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin's name or image" following Pete Hegseth's post:
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Reading people "from Quebec" talking about how much Quebec hates "religion" is hilariously at best naïve and at worst ignorant.

Remind me again about that public religious iconography ban? What the fuck do you call that thing at the top of Mont Royal? A plus sign?

reddit.com/comments/1p9...
From the news community on Reddit: Quebec to ban public prayer in sweeping new secularism law
Explore this post and more from the news community
reddit.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The "surprisingly happy" was what got me.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Wow. Stand up government we elected, Canada.
Demain, je devais participer à un panel à Les Faits D’abord sur le projet de pipeline Carney-Smith. Libéraux et conservateurs ont refusé d’envoyer quelqu’un. Le panel est annulé. Cela revient à leur donner un droit de veto s’ils n’aiment pas le sujet. @alaingravel.bsky.social #polcan #NPD @npd.ca
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Anything that filters out garbage UB advertisements is welcome, so thank you for this.

It was so much easier when you could simply use -stamp:triangle but of course #WotC had to fuck that up because they hate everyone.
You can now search by preferring, or not preferring, Universes Beyond:

• prefer:ub (or prefer:universebeyond) tries to find UB prints for each matching card, but will show non-UB prints if no UB prints match for that card.
• prefer:notub (or prefer:notuniversesbeyond) tries to find non-UB prints.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Love when @thebeaverton.com gets quoted as legit.

BECAUSE IT IS.

Nah, it's not.

Or is it?

Who can really tell anymore, honestly? Have you looked at the everything outside?

It's totally maybe not legit possibly, factually speaking.
'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News
In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.
www.cbc.ca
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
On the one hand, turning off the features made me realize the AI system had already been there for quite some time, because turning them off disables spam filters.

On the other hand, do I believe that their use of AI in Gmail isn't also being used to train Gemini? No, I don't believe that.
[Correction] Gmail can read your emails and attachments to power "smart features"
Did you know that Gmail can use your emails and attachments for its smart features? Here's how to check your settings.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm getting tired of people pointing out that the #NDP won't win in #Quebec because of their lack of skill speaking French.

They won't win in Quebec because the NDP are a left wing party and that's at odds with Quebec's increasing march toward being French USA.
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Man, I'm absolutely thrilled we threw the NDP under the goddamn bus for this government.

Good job, Canada. Good fucking job.

@mark-carney.bsky.social getting absolutely roasted in the comments for siding with traitors and completely disregarding First Nation concerns.
Premier Smith and I have agreed to a framework built on shared ambitions — to achieve net-zero emissions by 2050, unlock the full potential of Alberta’s energy resources, and build a stronger, more sustainable, more competitive economy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"We love this IP, so we put in absolutely no effort and we're surprised you peons didn't give us all ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ our money. Damn you people for making us actually have to work," is certainly a typical #WotC #mtg take.

They're probably upset they can't send out Pinkertons to force us to buy their garbage.
Back to the Drawing Board with Secret Lair x Monster Hunter™
An update regarding the Secret Lair x Monster Hunter Superdrop.
magic.wizards.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
🤨 That's literally what your country is all about.
My prayers are with the National Guard members injured in today’s senseless shooting. Grateful for the officers and first responders who moved quickly. There is no place for this kind of violence in our country.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Man, watching my kid watch Frozen for the millionth time, I think I just realized how much the Elsa foot stomp is an iconic power move for kids like her.

She always does it when she watches the movie and thinking back, she always does it when she wants to be strong.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM