JP Corduroy
@jpcorduroy.bsky.social
Director of Piss House and Piss House 2: The Pissening
What kind of intel officer do I have to be to get Tulsi to lightly step on my balls with spiked heels?
January 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
What kind of intel officer do I have to be to get Tulsi to lightly step on my balls with spiked heels?
Prior Special Forces they used to ride this horse looking mf into battle
GOP Rep. Pat Harrigan: "There are members of Congress that they just cannot trust. And I understand that. We have folks that are Somali first and not America first."
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Prior Special Forces they used to ride this horse looking mf into battle
Everything I feel like posting right now would get me investigated by a federal agency
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Everything I feel like posting right now would get me investigated by a federal agency
We need to turbocharge the AI data centers with Venezuelan oil energy so Grok can undress children at speeds never thought possible
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
We need to turbocharge the AI data centers with Venezuelan oil energy so Grok can undress children at speeds never thought possible
2026 should be the year of kidnapping presidents. Australia should nab Netanyahu and force feed him a stick of dynamite live on Kangaroo TV
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
2026 should be the year of kidnapping presidents. Australia should nab Netanyahu and force feed him a stick of dynamite live on Kangaroo TV
Someone told me that Marc Thiessen was seen walking the streets of NYC with a 10yr old boy on a leash who Marc kept calling “the child sex slave I am constantly r*ping.”
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Someone told me that Marc Thiessen was seen walking the streets of NYC with a 10yr old boy on a leash who Marc kept calling “the child sex slave I am constantly r*ping.”
My 17yr old son Oakley makes me drawings to hang in my cubicle and I have to hang ALL of them up because one time he caught me throwing a few away so he texted my boss that I cried when Princess Diana died
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
My 17yr old son Oakley makes me drawings to hang in my cubicle and I have to hang ALL of them up because one time he caught me throwing a few away so he texted my boss that I cried when Princess Diana died
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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Matt Forney? The NYC pedophile who preys on disabled children? That guy?!
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Matt Forney? The NYC pedophile who preys on disabled children? That guy?!
Logging onto X, the everything app
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Logging onto X, the everything app
My NY resolution is to travel to Israel and choke as many settlers as I can with my bare hands
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
My NY resolution is to travel to Israel and choke as many settlers as I can with my bare hands
What MAGA streamers should see when they try to film kids at a random daycare
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
What MAGA streamers should see when they try to film kids at a random daycare
I saw a full grown rat crawl out of Riley Gaines’ cunt
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I saw a full grown rat crawl out of Riley Gaines’ cunt
Dear Community,
I deeply regret an incident on Dec 28, 2025, where I generated and shared an AI image of Elon Musk engaged in intercourse with two young girls (estimated ages 12-16) then getting shot in the neck Charlie Kirk-style (I don’t apologize for the latter wink wink)…
I deeply regret an incident on Dec 28, 2025, where I generated and shared an AI image of Elon Musk engaged in intercourse with two young girls (estimated ages 12-16) then getting shot in the neck Charlie Kirk-style (I don’t apologize for the latter wink wink)…
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Dear Community,
I deeply regret an incident on Dec 28, 2025, where I generated and shared an AI image of Elon Musk engaged in intercourse with two young girls (estimated ages 12-16) then getting shot in the neck Charlie Kirk-style (I don’t apologize for the latter wink wink)…
I deeply regret an incident on Dec 28, 2025, where I generated and shared an AI image of Elon Musk engaged in intercourse with two young girls (estimated ages 12-16) then getting shot in the neck Charlie Kirk-style (I don’t apologize for the latter wink wink)…
Nick Shirley go speak at a college campus with multiple elevated clear lines of sight 2026 challenge
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Nick Shirley go speak at a college campus with multiple elevated clear lines of sight 2026 challenge
it’s going to happen in 2026 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
it’s going to happen in 2026 🥰
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TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
@gruk is this good?
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@gruk is this good?
Netflix reality series where unhinged lunatics hunt and dispatch the social media teams of executive agencies
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Netflix reality series where unhinged lunatics hunt and dispatch the social media teams of executive agencies
An unsavory Middle Eastern organization should visit the St. Barth billionaire NYE celebration
December 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
An unsavory Middle Eastern organization should visit the St. Barth billionaire NYE celebration
Benoit Blanc desperately trying to find the killer of @mattyglesias.bsky.social so everyone can give him $20 and suck his dick
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Benoit Blanc desperately trying to find the killer of @mattyglesias.bsky.social so everyone can give him $20 and suck his dick
Ms. Rachel should castrate David Sacks during the Super Bowl LX halftime show presented by Apple Music
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ms. Rachel should castrate David Sacks during the Super Bowl LX halftime show presented by Apple Music
Cracking an old mercury thermometer inside my penis like a fun little glow stick
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Cracking an old mercury thermometer inside my penis like a fun little glow stick
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
this is 100% Donald Trump
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
this is 100% Donald Trump