Jason Palmer
@jpalmerdubs.bsky.social
DANK: Disney Adult No Kids. Deathly allergic to cats. 🏳️🌈 ✡️ He/him
Part of an email I just sent to a former colleague…
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Part of an email I just sent to a former colleague…
…ok? There will still be people?
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
…ok? There will still be people?
Well anyway. That was fun. Nice to actually be on an aircraft and talk to the crew.
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Well anyway. That was fun. Nice to actually be on an aircraft and talk to the crew.
Guess who got to ride the IAH Wedway PeopleMover!
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Guess who got to ride the IAH Wedway PeopleMover!
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Applebee’s! We belong here
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from Applebee’s! We belong here
Nothing says the holidays like cold, bland catering. 😆
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Nothing says the holidays like cold, bland catering. 😆
Happy Thanksgiving! Airlines don’t stop for holidays, and neither does training.
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Airlines don’t stop for holidays, and neither does training.
Sadly, iPhone, the alarm sticks.
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sadly, iPhone, the alarm sticks.
Via The New Yorker: “The turkeys being pardoned this year look a little different. . . . Emily Flake illustrates what the birds were forgiven for.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Via The New Yorker: “The turkeys being pardoned this year look a little different. . . . Emily Flake illustrates what the birds were forgiven for.”
Fit check!
No really. We have to wear our Graduation Lewk to the alterations departments today to have the fit checked.
No really. We have to wear our Graduation Lewk to the alterations departments today to have the fit checked.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Fit check!
No really. We have to wear our Graduation Lewk to the alterations departments today to have the fit checked.
No really. We have to wear our Graduation Lewk to the alterations departments today to have the fit checked.
There was blood on the saddle and blood all around
And a great big puddle of blood on the ground
And a great big puddle of blood on the ground
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There was blood on the saddle and blood all around
And a great big puddle of blood on the ground
And a great big puddle of blood on the ground
Robot slides >
The one in my hometown has been preserved as a landmark.
The one in my hometown has been preserved as a landmark.
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Robot slides >
The one in my hometown has been preserved as a landmark.
The one in my hometown has been preserved as a landmark.
Well that was fun! Let’s do it again tomorrow!
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Well that was fun! Let’s do it again tomorrow!
“Service is our passion, but safety is our No. 1 priority!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Service is our passion, but safety is our No. 1 priority!”
The next two days are the hardest. We will use a retired 737 built up on hydraulics to practice emergency evacuation scenarios. It includes smoke and fire effects Between today and tomorrow we’ll complete something like 32 evacuation drills. ✈️
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The next two days are the hardest. We will use a retired 737 built up on hydraulics to practice emergency evacuation scenarios. It includes smoke and fire effects Between today and tomorrow we’ll complete something like 32 evacuation drills. ✈️
Friends, the turkey and gravy potato ball from Porto’s.
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Friends, the turkey and gravy potato ball from Porto’s.
