JoYo
@joyo4.bsky.social
A bleeding heart wrapped in a snarky shell.
📍Thousand Oaks, CA
📍Thousand Oaks, CA
Oh hey I know this guy
How an Accelerator Makes You Fundable Faster w/ Kevin Nesgoda
Podcast Episode · Seed Money · 01/29/2026 · 49m
podcasts.apple.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Oh hey I know this guy
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
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Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
January 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I love it when I hear a pop song like 4 years after it was cool and am just vibing obsessively to old news for everyone else (yes this was inspired by a specific song atm and no I won’t be sharing)
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I love it when I hear a pop song like 4 years after it was cool and am just vibing obsessively to old news for everyone else (yes this was inspired by a specific song atm and no I won’t be sharing)
As a Scorpio this is so aspirational 🤣
50 Cent is a world champion hater for producing this Diddy documentary. I mean this is college student writes a thesis to spite the professor levels of research and detail.
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
As a Scorpio this is so aspirational 🤣
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50 Cent was asked how he thinks Diddy will react to his Netflix documentary
"I think he's gonna say, 'Wow, this is amazing ... This is the best documentary I've seen in a long time'" 😂
(via GMA)
"I think he's gonna say, 'Wow, this is amazing ... This is the best documentary I've seen in a long time'" 😂
(via GMA)
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
50 Cent was asked how he thinks Diddy will react to his Netflix documentary
"I think he's gonna say, 'Wow, this is amazing ... This is the best documentary I've seen in a long time'" 😂
(via GMA)
"I think he's gonna say, 'Wow, this is amazing ... This is the best documentary I've seen in a long time'" 😂
(via GMA)
??? Sounds worrisome
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
??? Sounds worrisome
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Our Chief Puppy Officer, Pearl Grey, turned six today!
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Our Chief Puppy Officer, Pearl Grey, turned six today!
such a nice beach day today
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
such a nice beach day today
Watching SNL Thanksgiving sketches and Rachel Dratch’s excellent Debbie Downer came on. I’m realizing that online comment sections basically function like this character now🙃
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Watching SNL Thanksgiving sketches and Rachel Dratch’s excellent Debbie Downer came on. I’m realizing that online comment sections basically function like this character now🙃
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One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
Obsessed with this. The kids are wise.
My daughter comes downstairs while I’m trying to get work done.
Daughter: “what are you working on?”
Me: “… a law.”
Daughter: “what kind of law, is it a sharing law?”
Me: “… yes, it is a sharing law.”
Daughter: “why are you working on a law if you’re not the queen?”
Daughter: “what are you working on?”
Me: “… a law.”
Daughter: “what kind of law, is it a sharing law?”
Me: “… yes, it is a sharing law.”
Daughter: “why are you working on a law if you’re not the queen?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Obsessed with this. The kids are wise.
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Record Number Of Women Want To Leave U.S. https://theonion.com/record-number-of-women-want-to-leave-u-s/
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Record Number Of Women Want To Leave U.S. https://theonion.com/record-number-of-women-want-to-leave-u-s/
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Come and experience #reading on a whole new level with OutPaged. We’re available on the Apple AppStore now.
#book #books #read #amreading
#book #books #read #amreading
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Come and experience #reading on a whole new level with OutPaged. We’re available on the Apple AppStore now.
#book #books #read #amreading
#book #books #read #amreading
A much needed wine break🍷
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
A much needed wine break🍷
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live