paul atreides apologist
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how are you so world weary and cynical when you don't ever ever go and haven't even seen the world yo
January 20, 2026 at 12:02 PM
how are you so world weary and cynical when you don't ever ever go and haven't even seen the world yo
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The shogun made visiting Dutch traders kiss for his entertainment while noble fujoshi ladies looked on and laughed
January 19, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The shogun made visiting Dutch traders kiss for his entertainment while noble fujoshi ladies looked on and laughed
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Now dat I got Verified who wants to buy my account
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Now dat I got Verified who wants to buy my account
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Day 455
They’re_Jumping_Me. They’re_Jumping_Me.
They’re_Jumping_Me. They’re_Jumping_Me.
a meme that says me holding the yogurt that makes you cry with anime girls
ALT: a meme that says me holding the yogurt that makes you cry with anime girls
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January 19, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Day 455
They’re_Jumping_Me. They’re_Jumping_Me.
They’re_Jumping_Me. They’re_Jumping_Me.
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I'm opening a tiny bar for mice
a squeakeasy
a squeakeasy
January 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I'm opening a tiny bar for mice
a squeakeasy
a squeakeasy
I need a framed picture of kojima beside my monitor to occasionally glance at while playing expedition 33 so I never forget to hate this game
January 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I need a framed picture of kojima beside my monitor to occasionally glance at while playing expedition 33 so I never forget to hate this game
every halfway famous person should have a lookalike who goes to furry conventions whom everyone agrees is clearly that famous person
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
every halfway famous person should have a lookalike who goes to furry conventions whom everyone agrees is clearly that famous person
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why do wedding anniversaries have overwatch ranking names
January 8, 2026 at 7:24 AM
why do wedding anniversaries have overwatch ranking names
hades 2 is a hundred million hour type of game and it's the first game to be worth all that time since elden ring
January 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
hades 2 is a hundred million hour type of game and it's the first game to be worth all that time since elden ring
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born to write think pieces about video games... forced to delete them because i'm shy
January 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
born to write think pieces about video games... forced to delete them because i'm shy
marty supreme and no other choice are both coming to theaters in germany in february but there's no way I can wait that long omfg
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
marty supreme and no other choice are both coming to theaters in germany in february but there's no way I can wait that long omfg
this is like call of duty ghosts
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 AM
this is like call of duty ghosts
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Code Geass? More like Code Gayass
a picture of two anime characters with the words what is code geass even about glittery.com
ALT: a picture of two anime characters with the words what is code geass even about glittery.com
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January 4, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Code Geass? More like Code Gayass
I DONT WANT TO BE THIS KIND OF ANIMAL ANYMORE!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I DONT WANT TO BE THIS KIND OF ANIMAL ANYMORE!!!!
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trying to arbitrate a love triangle, when suddenly i remember the judgement of wise king solomon: why dont we just cut the guy in half
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
trying to arbitrate a love triangle, when suddenly i remember the judgement of wise king solomon: why dont we just cut the guy in half
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i swear i dont use big words all the time on purpose. i actually talk like this
January 3, 2026 at 6:21 AM
i swear i dont use big words all the time on purpose. i actually talk like this
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how fish is made > mouthwashing
January 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
how fish is made > mouthwashing
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say puppygirl polycule 3 times really fast
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
say puppygirl polycule 3 times really fast