John Oxley
@joxley.jmoxley.co.uk
Commentator, writer, corporate/political strategy. Undertaking an MSc in International Security and Global Governance at Birkbeck.
The only Tory on Bluesky, but that's why you love me.
Newsletter at: www.joxleywrites.jmoxley.co.uk
The only Tory on Bluesky, but that's why you love me.
Newsletter at: www.joxleywrites.jmoxley.co.uk
Bike shops in the 2010s:
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Bike shops in the 2010s:
The UK houses are also generally smaller.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The UK houses are also generally smaller.
Sun up the level of rot in British police in one paragraph:
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Sun up the level of rot in British police in one paragraph:
Kind of fascinated by the implication from this advert that there is a cohort of people who'd be on the fence about seeing The Hunger Games on stage until they learn that John Malkovich appears via screen.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Kind of fascinated by the implication from this advert that there is a cohort of people who'd be on the fence about seeing The Hunger Games on stage until they learn that John Malkovich appears via screen.
Another one - and important to remember when people talk about mental health in the past vs today. The reality is back then, people just died.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Another one - and important to remember when people talk about mental health in the past vs today. The reality is back then, people just died.
Yeah, I mean the guy's actual comments are nothing compared to what the DM et al are twisting them to be
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yeah, I mean the guy's actual comments are nothing compared to what the DM et al are twisting them to be
Exclusive look at the favourite for the DG job:
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Exclusive look at the favourite for the DG job:
Cookie say They throw in Drummer Hodge, to rest
Uncoffined—just as found:
His landmark is a kopje-crest
That breaks the veldt around;
And foreign constellations west
Each night above his mound.
Uncoffined—just as found:
His landmark is a kopje-crest
That breaks the veldt around;
And foreign constellations west
Each night above his mound.
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Cookie say They throw in Drummer Hodge, to rest
Uncoffined—just as found:
His landmark is a kopje-crest
That breaks the veldt around;
And foreign constellations west
Each night above his mound.
Uncoffined—just as found:
His landmark is a kopje-crest
That breaks the veldt around;
And foreign constellations west
Each night above his mound.
Someone who is good with the economy please help, my commuting costs are killing me:
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Someone who is good with the economy please help, my commuting costs are killing me:
What if they engage in the traditional communist greeting?
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
What if they engage in the traditional communist greeting?
New ad: why not invest in Phnom Penh
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
New ad: why not invest in Phnom Penh
Was looking for something, didn't find it BUT did rediscover one of my favourite souvenirs - from the Serbian National Bank, where they let you print your own face on a 1 dinar (£0.0075) note.
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Was looking for something, didn't find it BUT did rediscover one of my favourite souvenirs - from the Serbian National Bank, where they let you print your own face on a 1 dinar (£0.0075) note.
My Instagram ads have got weird again.
November 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
My Instagram ads have got weird again.
We could get about £27 billion just from small businesses paying the current taxes properly.
October 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We could get about £27 billion just from small businesses paying the current taxes properly.
Every photo my wife takes of me on holiday, I look like I'm trying to pitch for a BBC4 documentary. Every picture I take of her makes her look like she's running for a populist party.
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Every photo my wife takes of me on holiday, I look like I'm trying to pitch for a BBC4 documentary. Every picture I take of her makes her look like she's running for a populist party.
Amazing that this *remains* his pinned tweet.
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Amazing that this *remains* his pinned tweet.
That's you, that is
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
That's you, that is