there are so many things in this world

just had an announcement that implied that the train is packed in every other carriage but first class. i feel bad but also: hell yeah.

as a short-arse, the fact that i’m enjoying how much leg room there is here has made me realise that if you’re tall being in a normal carriage must be a nightmare

with Fishmas just over one week away I made a sizzle reel of catch reactions from previous fishmas competitors.

growing up i was always berated for not wanting kids because it’s “fulfilling” to be a parent. then i spent 5 years full-time supporting my sister with caring for her young kids and now everybody’s like “yeah it is rubbish”?? like i already knew this beforehand!! and you said otherwise!!

Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.

i think the guy's an incel now. i hope it wasnt my fault lol

i was like 14/15 when he gave it to me and i literally cried out of pure cringe

it was moments like that that remind me how awkward being a number plate spotter is when you wanna properly look at one cos the last thing i wanna be seen as is a Car Pervert

see also: likes porcelain cups but doesn't drink hot drinks