Joshua Sharp
@joshuasharp.bsky.social
Triplett-Behrakis Professor of Pharmacology, University of Mississippi School of Pharmacy. Director, Glycoscience Center of Research Excellence. CTO, GenNext Technologies. Analytical and physical biochemist. Posting on BlueSky is not my job.
Today's experiment definitely supports my previous hypothesis:
Chocolate chip >>> oatmeal raisin > sugar
Chocolate chip >>> oatmeal raisin > sugar
October 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Today's experiment definitely supports my previous hypothesis:
Chocolate chip >>> oatmeal raisin > sugar
Chocolate chip >>> oatmeal raisin > sugar
Yup. For the kids, you know.
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yup. For the kids, you know.
Here's the 5-day stock price of Intel.
Either the US government found a way to seize 10% of Intel that somehow doesn't dilute existing shareholders
Or stock investors suddenly became innumerate
Or the US government did not actually seize 10% of Intel.
Either the US government found a way to seize 10% of Intel that somehow doesn't dilute existing shareholders
Or stock investors suddenly became innumerate
Or the US government did not actually seize 10% of Intel.
August 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Here's the 5-day stock price of Intel.
Either the US government found a way to seize 10% of Intel that somehow doesn't dilute existing shareholders
Or stock investors suddenly became innumerate
Or the US government did not actually seize 10% of Intel.
Either the US government found a way to seize 10% of Intel that somehow doesn't dilute existing shareholders
Or stock investors suddenly became innumerate
Or the US government did not actually seize 10% of Intel.
After years of confusion, we finally have a definition for "woke":
August 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
After years of confusion, we finally have a definition for "woke":
I hate Illinois Nazis.
August 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I hate Illinois Nazis.
If batteries are too new-fangled for Old Man Thiessen, maybe someone can introduce him to the humble water tower:
July 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If batteries are too new-fangled for Old Man Thiessen, maybe someone can introduce him to the humble water tower:
Happy Birthday, Dr. Christiansen!
July 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Happy Birthday, Dr. Christiansen!
Mate...if your scenario is that your doctor ignores your physical results, but if you say "But what about diet and exercise for my elevated cholesterol and triglycerides" and suddenly you are empowered--then your doctor has some kind of personality disorder.
Meanwhile, in research-based medicine:
Meanwhile, in research-based medicine:
July 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mate...if your scenario is that your doctor ignores your physical results, but if you say "But what about diet and exercise for my elevated cholesterol and triglycerides" and suddenly you are empowered--then your doctor has some kind of personality disorder.
Meanwhile, in research-based medicine:
Meanwhile, in research-based medicine:
That sounds really, really bad and unconstitutional. You should impeach him for that, along with many other violations of the law.
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
June 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
That sounds really, really bad and unconstitutional. You should impeach him for that, along with many other violations of the law.
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
Not bad for a small college town in the middle of a summer rain
June 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Not bad for a small college town in the middle of a summer rain
You also advocated for us to embrace a neo-Nazi because you think it would help us win elections.
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
June 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You also advocated for us to embrace a neo-Nazi because you think it would help us win elections.
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
RE: Trump's statement about Biden...
June 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
RE: Trump's statement about Biden...
You don't need to introduce us to this guy. We've already met this guy. It's this doofus:
May 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You don't need to introduce us to this guy. We've already met this guy. It's this doofus:
Amateur photography tip: to make your subject look intimidating:
1. Shoot them from a low angle
2. Have them lean towards the camera
3. Use sharp contrasting lighting
4. Have them fill the frame
Here's a Shutterstock example of the form:
1. Shoot them from a low angle
2. Have them lean towards the camera
3. Use sharp contrasting lighting
4. Have them fill the frame
Here's a Shutterstock example of the form:
May 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Amateur photography tip: to make your subject look intimidating:
1. Shoot them from a low angle
2. Have them lean towards the camera
3. Use sharp contrasting lighting
4. Have them fill the frame
Here's a Shutterstock example of the form:
1. Shoot them from a low angle
2. Have them lean towards the camera
3. Use sharp contrasting lighting
4. Have them fill the frame
Here's a Shutterstock example of the form:
Murder your family, get a smiling vacation photo.
Get shot by cops while unarmed, get photo of you looking intimidating.
Strange house style you got there, NBC.
Get shot by cops while unarmed, get photo of you looking intimidating.
Strange house style you got there, NBC.
May 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Murder your family, get a smiling vacation photo.
Get shot by cops while unarmed, get photo of you looking intimidating.
Strange house style you got there, NBC.
Get shot by cops while unarmed, get photo of you looking intimidating.
Strange house style you got there, NBC.
Truly the dumbest of all timelines.
May 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Truly the dumbest of all timelines.
Hey, it's caturday somewhere amiright?
May 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hey, it's caturday somewhere amiright?
*Sigh* If the computer violates someone's constitutional rights (say, by flagging all young black men), who is liable for damages? Who does the defense get to cross-examine to determine if they had PC for a search?
April 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
*Sigh* If the computer violates someone's constitutional rights (say, by flagging all young black men), who is liable for damages? Who does the defense get to cross-examine to determine if they had PC for a search?
I need prints of these to go with my Snoopy in Starry Nights print
April 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I need prints of these to go with my Snoopy in Starry Nights print
Good morning, Gen Z'ers!
April 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Good morning, Gen Z'ers!