Joshua Akins
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Joshua Akins
@joshuasakins.bsky.social
Musician, CF-haver, Bama fan, ridiculous little guy.
Thing is, I know several German people. All lovely folks except for one guy.

They know better than the traitors rag bs unless they’re being smug at some asshole American being an ass.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The only people I look sideways at for using it are chronically online smug Europeans.

But I look sideways at them a lot.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Holy shit…
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
And every team added after 1990 needs to leave. 😂
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
At least chicken and pork is…okay it’s still highway fucking robbery, but it’s less expensive than beef, if only just barely so.
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Today I learned. Thanks!
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
$100m and I’m disappearing. I’ll live comfortable as I want to be(without debt and I’m pretty much the same house etc) and there’ll be a lot of non-profits well-funded.

Then when I die, folks’ll be like, “Dude was fucking LOADED and lived in a double wide?!”
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Crichton Leprechaun is perhaps the best thing to have been on local news in Alabama.
December 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM