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Joshua Akins
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Musician, CF-haver, Bama fan, ridiculous little guy.
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Area Man Allergic to Cats Has Barn Cat He Lets on His Lap, Benadryl Stock Surges. Details at 11
Joshua with a tabby cat on his lap. Both looking towards the camera.
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Anyway, I spent the afternoon at a music video shoot for my friend BB Palmer’s upcoming single “Alabama Samurai” from his upcoming album of the same name. Drops in January.
B.B. Palmer on top of a bus swinging a katana.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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As a timeline cleanse, somebody has this listing on Facebook Marketplace. lol
A Facebook Marketplace listing for an Auburn football scoreboard. Listing price $12,345. Unclear if the listing is real or fake, but it is humorous nonetheless.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Enjoy this, then.
A Facebook Marketplace listing for an Auburn football scoreboard. Asking price $12,345
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I know fuck-all about how to actually use my iPhone camera, so idk if this is anything or not. But it looks cool.
A picture of the night sky outside of Joshua’s house facing northwards. Also in the picture are parts of two different oak trees.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Saw an incel camino in Walnut Hill, Alabama. For those not up on their rural Alabama geography, that’s just outside of Dadeville near Lake Martin. About an hour give or take from Auburn’s campus. 15 minutes or so from 280 and 30-45 minutes from I85.
Various vehicles parked in front of a rural service station including a Tesla Cybertruck with a matte black wrap.
October 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Brett’s brother also designed this kickass poster for the show:
A show poster for Brett McDaniel and BB Palmer at Pure Life House of Music in LaGrange, Georgia on July 25, 2025.
October 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Small shows with friends are always a good night.
Brett McDaniel(left) and BB Palmer(right) with acoustic guitars on a small stage at Pure Life House of Music in LaGrange, Georgia.
October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Here it is.
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Here, have me sloppily playing a little bit of “Cluck Ol’ Hen”
October 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Why we have this Wisconsin tennis racket cover, I’ll never know.
A Wisconsin Badgers tennis racket cover.
October 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I am but a feral creature…
A opossum kit with the words “I am ungovernable” in meme format.
September 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I can hear you now…
September 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Pet/future egg layer…unless this turns out to be a rooster, which…ah whatever…BABY CHICKEN
An approximately three week old buff Orpington chick with another in the background.
September 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Seating inside is first come. This is front row.
Abe Partridge and the Purdys on the stage in The Little House at Standard Deluxe, Waverly, Alabama.
September 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Ten Buff Orpington chicks in an old galvanized metal washtub lined with pine shavings with a waterer and feeder.
September 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Grabbed these from their FB. First pic is current.
The dining room of Saw’s Soul Kitchen in Avondale, Birmingham, Alabama. Saw’s Soul Kitchen circa 2019 Saw’s SoulbKitchen circa 2019.
August 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I’m a fusion chef.
Sushi rice made with kelp in the rice cooker to flavor the rice. Yakisobi chicken cooked in a wok with a lot of sauce instead of charcoal fired grill. With Napa cabbage and shredded carrots cut up with oils and vinegar with sugar to make an Asian inspired coleslaw. With bonito flakes and lightly roasted seasame seed in a furikake and drizzled with the sauce reduction in a bowl. Another shot of a different bowl of sushi rice made with kelp in the rice cooker to flavor the rice. Yakisobi chicken cooked in a wok with a lot of sauce instead of charcoal fired grill. With Napa cabbage and shredded carrots cut up with oils and vinegar with sugar to make an Asian inspired coleslaw. With bonito flakes and lightly roasted seasame seed in a furikake and drizzled with the sauce reduction in a bowl.
August 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Tonight I met a fellow with a cross tattoo, but it was the cross from the back of Gram Parson’s Nudie suit. He even wore a bolo tie with the cross from the back of Gram Parson’s Nudie suit. He went out to his car and gave me one. We took a picture to mark the occasion.
Two men standing together wearing matching bolo ties with the cross from the back of Gram Parsons’ Nudie suit. One man has a big tattoo on his arm of the cross from the back of Gram Parsons’ Nudie suit.
August 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Hey…
Josh, wearing a brown leather vest, pink checked pearl snap shirt with silver collar tips, a bolo tie with light brown braided cord, the bolo itself bearing the image of mushroom, glasses, and a silverbelly flat brimmed hat with a rounded telescope crown. Josh is sporting a mustache and stubble.
July 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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It’s Easter, time to bring back a classic:
A white-backgrounded image of a cartoon child dressed as the Easter Bunny with an Easter basket with two eggs that look a bit like hairy testicles. A red bar at the top that reads “Remedial Christian Parenting” in white capital letters. In black letters, “Are your children playing with” in large red letters that draw the most attention, “LUCIFER’S TESTICLES?” In black letters, “The truth about Easter eggs” In red letters, “Dr. Daniel Cameroon”. A satirical work that mocks fundamentalist Christianity, but on its face, appears just crazy enough to be real.
April 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Hooked up the garden hose and then briefly thought about pulling a @mondilator.bsky.social before thinking better of it.
Joshua’s hand with small amounts of dirt and large blobs of pollen on his fingers.
April 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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For a name Scottish in origin…
A large concentration in rural Wales with smaller concentrations around Portsmouth, Birmingham, Stoke-On-Trent, Newcastle Upon Tyne, and Leeds with an isolated concentration around Glasgow.
March 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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When you have friends that laugh with you about birth defects that it turned out are beneficial.
A screenshot of iPhone text messaging with a message that says, “Had and American Dad episode playing and wasn’t really paying attention to it but I did when this truck driver said ‘a railroad gypsy took my vas deferens’ and I laughed so hard and thought of you.” with a reply of skull emojis indicating laughter.
March 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Landed a gig opening for a touring singer songwriter/friend of mine for next weekend. So I’ve got that going for me.
BB PALMER Joshua Akins ROCK N ROLL PINBALL OPELIKA AL // FEBRUARY 8TH
January 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM