listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh so the Vogons came third to the Azigoths and RFK Jr
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Oh so the Vogons came third to the Azigoths and RFK Jr
Everything I have ever learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will but at least the things I learned about her against my will today were very funny
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Will also vouch, very neat games.
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Will also vouch, very neat games.
Ryan Lizza appears to be accusing Olivia Nuzzi of an affair with Mark Sanford when she was covering HIM in 2020? 🤦🏼♂️https://www.telos.news/p/part-1-how-i-found-out
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
stop reading memoirs and the new york times and start reading a goddamn novel in a field under the open sky you cretins
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by Joshy G
what we've learned today:
if you're writing documents that might be discoverable, part of a historical record, etc? say at least one thing that is extremely inflammatory, very funny, and difficult to disprove.
ideally deliver it flat so it's really unclear if it's a joke
if you're writing documents that might be discoverable, part of a historical record, etc? say at least one thing that is extremely inflammatory, very funny, and difficult to disprove.
ideally deliver it flat so it's really unclear if it's a joke
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
what we've learned today:
if you're writing documents that might be discoverable, part of a historical record, etc? say at least one thing that is extremely inflammatory, very funny, and difficult to disprove.
ideally deliver it flat so it's really unclear if it's a joke
if you're writing documents that might be discoverable, part of a historical record, etc? say at least one thing that is extremely inflammatory, very funny, and difficult to disprove.
ideally deliver it flat so it's really unclear if it's a joke
The real everything app was gmail all along
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The real everything app was gmail all along
Oh no now I have aidhd
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oh no now I have aidhd