Josh Carson
@joshdcarson.bsky.social
Occasionally employed writer/comedian in the Twin Cities
This is some straight-up “What if Michael Scott was President” shit.
June 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is some straight-up “What if Michael Scott was President” shit.
Make the planes and cars fuck. Do it. You know you want to.
May 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Make the planes and cars fuck. Do it. You know you want to.
Hey, remember Kathy Bates’ ridiculous character in Waterboy?
That’s our President now!
That’s our President now!
April 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hey, remember Kathy Bates’ ridiculous character in Waterboy?
That’s our President now!
That’s our President now!
"Why am I not in the group chat? EVERYBODY is in the group chat but me! Your wife is in there! The Atlantic is in there! I *thought* we were good friends!"
April 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Why am I not in the group chat? EVERYBODY is in the group chat but me! Your wife is in there! The Atlantic is in there! I *thought* we were good friends!"
Classic Something I’d Do!
February 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Classic Something I’d Do!
Jurassic Park 7 Writers Room.
February 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Jurassic Park 7 Writers Room.
Man, I can't believe how we used to dress ten years ago.
January 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Man, I can't believe how we used to dress ten years ago.
No big deal. Just Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan guest starring as Santa in “A Very Die Hard Christmas.”
December 15, 2024 at 11:50 PM
No big deal. Just Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan guest starring as Santa in “A Very Die Hard Christmas.”
COUNTERPOINT: That's what books, music and art is for.
Additionally, if the other horizon is "being an asshole:" Thanks, we're good.
Additionally, if the other horizon is "being an asshole:" Thanks, we're good.
November 22, 2024 at 5:14 PM
COUNTERPOINT: That's what books, music and art is for.
Additionally, if the other horizon is "being an asshole:" Thanks, we're good.
Additionally, if the other horizon is "being an asshole:" Thanks, we're good.
Oh, whew! It’s just his birthday. I was worried there for a second.
October 31, 2023 at 1:10 PM
Oh, whew! It’s just his birthday. I was worried there for a second.
Who wore it better?
August 25, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Who wore it better?