Josh Carson
@joshdcarson.bsky.social
Occasionally employed writer/comedian in the Twin Cities
Laurie Strode only had ONE guy trying to kill her for over thirty years.
Sidney Prescott has had about ten.
At some point she has to wonder if it's her.
Sidney Prescott has had about ten.
At some point she has to wonder if it's her.
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Laurie Strode only had ONE guy trying to kill her for over thirty years.
Sidney Prescott has had about ten.
At some point she has to wonder if it's her.
Sidney Prescott has had about ten.
At some point she has to wonder if it's her.
I hope Jimmy sends Trump flowers for giving him the most watched episode of late-night television in probably the last five years.
September 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I hope Jimmy sends Trump flowers for giving him the most watched episode of late-night television in probably the last five years.
This is some straight-up “What if Michael Scott was President” shit.
June 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is some straight-up “What if Michael Scott was President” shit.
Make the planes and cars fuck. Do it. You know you want to.
May 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Make the planes and cars fuck. Do it. You know you want to.
Hey, remember Kathy Bates’ ridiculous character in Waterboy?
That’s our President now!
That’s our President now!
April 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hey, remember Kathy Bates’ ridiculous character in Waterboy?
That’s our President now!
That’s our President now!
JD meets with the Buckeyes, ends up destroying their trophy.
JD meets with the Pope, Pope dies the next day.
JD, I implore you: Set up a meeting with your boss.
JD meets with the Pope, Pope dies the next day.
JD, I implore you: Set up a meeting with your boss.
April 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
JD meets with the Buckeyes, ends up destroying their trophy.
JD meets with the Pope, Pope dies the next day.
JD, I implore you: Set up a meeting with your boss.
JD meets with the Pope, Pope dies the next day.
JD, I implore you: Set up a meeting with your boss.
"Why am I not in the group chat? EVERYBODY is in the group chat but me! Your wife is in there! The Atlantic is in there! I *thought* we were good friends!"
April 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Why am I not in the group chat? EVERYBODY is in the group chat but me! Your wife is in there! The Atlantic is in there! I *thought* we were good friends!"
Well, I didn’t expect to get emotional while watching a documentary about the making of “A Goofy Movie” while on the treadmill, yet here are.
April 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Well, I didn’t expect to get emotional while watching a documentary about the making of “A Goofy Movie” while on the treadmill, yet here are.
Aimee Lou Wood about to blow-up.
April 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Aimee Lou Wood about to blow-up.
Now if we don't ALL go see Coyote vs ACME, we're going to look like a buncha' assholes.
March 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Now if we don't ALL go see Coyote vs ACME, we're going to look like a buncha' assholes.
I hate that I have “Love is Blind” opinions.
March 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I hate that I have “Love is Blind” opinions.
That's Die Hard 3. He's remembering Die Hard 3.
Trump: "We've actually going to Ft Knox to see if the gold is there. Because maybe somebody stole the gold. Tons of gold."
February 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That's Die Hard 3. He's remembering Die Hard 3.
Classic Something I’d Do!
February 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Classic Something I’d Do!
Whatever happens next with the James Bond franchise is what will happen to SNL post-Lorne.
February 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Whatever happens next with the James Bond franchise is what will happen to SNL post-Lorne.
Jurassic Park 7 Writers Room.
February 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Jurassic Park 7 Writers Room.
Does...does the Fantastic Four trailer close-out with a shoutout to the Arrested Development "Fantastic Four" musical?
February 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Does...does the Fantastic Four trailer close-out with a shoutout to the Arrested Development "Fantastic Four" musical?
Man, I can't believe how we used to dress ten years ago.
January 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Man, I can't believe how we used to dress ten years ago.
Well he's totally gonna' die.
Joel McHale has joined the cast of #Scream7 as Sidney Prescott's husband Mark — but not *that* Mark.
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January 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Well he's totally gonna' die.
Is it just me or is there a real Last-Episode-Before-the-Season-Finale-of-an-HBO-Show energy in the air right now.
January 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Is it just me or is there a real Last-Episode-Before-the-Season-Finale-of-an-HBO-Show energy in the air right now.
Don't get me wrong, the alternative side is absolute garbage, but I don't think the left's "Look at how much we followed the rules" is as effective brag/burn as they seem to think it is.
January 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Don't get me wrong, the alternative side is absolute garbage, but I don't think the left's "Look at how much we followed the rules" is as effective brag/burn as they seem to think it is.
I’m not going to lie: I really enjoyed the few weeks after my Spotify Wrapped came out cause I was no longer being judged for how many times I listened to Tubthumping.
January 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m not going to lie: I really enjoyed the few weeks after my Spotify Wrapped came out cause I was no longer being judged for how many times I listened to Tubthumping.
"Also: It was a movie. That's how they afforded it. That and we didn't think the internet would be a thing in 1990 to obsess over this."
‘HOME ALONE’ director Chris Columbus reveals how Kevin’s parents were able to afford the house:
“[The mom] was a very successful fashion designer. The father could have worked in advertising, but I don’t remember what the father did. Not organized crime.”
(via THR)
“[The mom] was a very successful fashion designer. The father could have worked in advertising, but I don’t remember what the father did. Not organized crime.”
(via THR)
December 27, 2024 at 4:32 PM
"Also: It was a movie. That's how they afforded it. That and we didn't think the internet would be a thing in 1990 to obsess over this."