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Joseph
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Naturally Stoic.

I'm always on the lookout for independent horror movies.

" It's great to know the law, but it's better to know the judge." Me circa 05'

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Is it wrong to wish for the improbable to become inevitable?
I'm finally home 😌 I'll be here listening to the rain and enjoying a peaceful nap.
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December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
White cutting all these onions 🥹

Hikers Spot A Speck Of Black On Mountain And Realize It’s A Dog | GreaterGood share.google/1F8jLkfHfZBt...
Hikers Spot A Speck Of Black On Mountain And Realize It’s A Dog | GreaterGood
A courageous mountain dog rescue in Colorado highlights the importance of hiking safety and preparedness for pets and their owners.
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December 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@mightymite.bsky.social I have a crazy idea, and I'm just asking that you listen with an open mind. Take the last week of January off. We could have an across the country movie day. You could get some much needed free time.
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December 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I may be a screwup in many ways but I can keep your stomach full, heart and head light, and your laugh lines exposed.
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December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Anyone else doing the yeary harassment training at 5:00 am?

Just me?
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December 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You continue to get up, in spite of everything. If that's not strength, I don't know what is.
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My Bluesky wrapped would go something like: Whoa, this guy has a serious Pagliacci complex 🤡😞🎭
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December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
In the Bible, Jesus is described as having bronze skin and hair like wool. I wonder what would happen if the Christian extremists end up seeing someone who looks like me 🤔
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Thoughtless betrayal
Going on like nothing's wrong
Fracture waits to split

#haikufeels (fracture)
#haiku #poetry #micropoetry
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Can anyone confirm this before I try? 💰

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The Secret Trick To Delicious Steak 😋
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December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's scientifically proven that estrogen is why women can deal with a cold and flu better than men.

I have a feeling I know their first attack plan 😡
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December 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's going to be 86⁰ tomorrow 😡
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December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
But you did! ✨️
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Netflix prices soon 🙄
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December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
❤️
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Underneath it all
After all that supporting
Who takes care of her?

#haikufeels (under)
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December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Anticipation
Under the mistletoe sprig
Innocent kisses

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December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Add my mom's record player to the list of things I can fix 💪

And I'll never understand how they made music with vinyl and a needle. Makes no sense to me 😕
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December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So am I, where's my story🙄

Earth may be trapped inside a giant void in space, say scientists | BBC Science Focus Magazine share.google/c2zvdKdN6vN3...
Earth may be trapped inside a giant void in space, say scientists | BBC Science Focus Magazine
Earth and the Milky Way could be floating in a billion lightyear wide void – a discovery that could help decipher one of the biggest mysteries in cosmology
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December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I caught the lake glitching in real time. Of course it's not clear, but you have to believe me!
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm convinced a high number of Rangers are serial killers. Think about how many people go missing in national parks🤔
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My dog when it comes to my bed:
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December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Seeing how much stuff was under my bed wasn't my proudest moment 🫠
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December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Home, peaceful home 😌
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I can see us having this conversation 😜 Did you end up making turkey soup?
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Hot Soup
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November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM