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@josephv.bsky.social

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Naturally Stoic. I'm always on the lookout for independent horror movies. " It's great to know the law, but it's better to know the judge." Me circa 05' https://posh.mk/AWWMQeGF1Nb

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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · May 13

Is it wrong to wish for the improbable to become inevitable?

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 12h

Just let me play the halftime show

I write lyrics like Dylan

Play the guitar like Hendrix

Have the voice of Gaye

The stage presence of Plant

Of course these are the names of 4 kids screaming in a playground 😆

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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 15h

Got a long ways to go but it’s a good start…

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 16h

My idea of perfection 😍

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 16h

😆🥰🥰

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 16h

And they say I never take one for the team 🤣

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 16h

For me it's always been the more gloomy, the longer the walk. I'm guessing I'm in the minority though.

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 16h

I'm a dog guy and I prefer gloomy weather.

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 16h

Dear gentlemen or whatever. I have some bills 👉👈😅

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 22h

The HR candy dish is back 🥰

I will not be addressing the rumors about taking the head of HR to a Coldplay concert at this time 😆

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

My timing would be way off 😔 I'd be the reason 😆

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

Would you rather of the night:

Be the reason a slow clap starts

Be the one that starts the clap

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

I was looking for the drink 😆

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

😅

a man wearing glasses and a bow tie says " it is challenging "

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Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

I'm counting on you 🤝

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

🥰🐶👻

Scary Sion Sweet 🖤🐉 @sionsweetagain.bsky.social · 1d

🖤

A ghost contemplates a ghost dog. Says "boo"
The ghost then touches the ghost dog ghost and says "boo-p"

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe we can agree on a 3 day weekend before Thanksgiving? 😆

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

**Off. I turned it back on today 😞 These 9 days off hit the spot. I highly recommend. (I know I said I would let it go but I'm pretty stubborn too😅)

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

Turning on the 4:00 am alarm, no question 😆

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

🥺☹️😞 please at least keep it in your mind.

I usually take a week off before summer starts and another one after it ends. If I'm still with the company (Which it feels like) I'll take one in April or May.

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 1d

I'll do it when you do it 😆

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you! I'm not ready for it to end 😭

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 2d

😆 Good morning! Be safe and warm out there.

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 2d

Who doesn't love a lint roller across the tum tum😍🐶

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 3d

I was just talking to the neighbor about how fast someone was falling a few weeks ago 😞

Las Vegas skydiver dies after ‘landing accident’ in Perris – Press Enterprise share.google/exw4UN42u03G...

Las Vegas skydiver dies after ‘landing accident’ in Perris

It happened Saturday at Case and Murrieta roads.

Joseph @josephv.bsky.social · 3d

🤞🤞🤞

Scary Sion Sweet 🖤🐉 @sionsweetagain.bsky.social · 3d

Monday doesn't have to be bad...

A small ghost has a star balloon and a message:
Hope this week brings you unexpected wins, easy mornings, and at least one good surprise...