Joseph Lezza
@josephlezza.com
Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press
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Joseph Lezza
@josephlezza.com
· Nov 15
Hello, bluski. I’m Joseph. I’m a writer, memoirist, and Eric Hoffer Book Award finalist. I’m also totally gaybones and, on some days, am not terrible to look at. I’d love to connect with other writers, readers, and all-around sweater wearers. Plz share and lets follow each other into oblivion!
Good morning from your Hallmark movie boyfriend who never moved out of Hot Chocolateville.
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Good morning from your Hallmark movie boyfriend who never moved out of Hot Chocolateville.
I love the dudes on dating apps who open with “must be able to laugh at yourself.”
The I make a lil joke about their video singing karaoke and get unmatched.
Gurl, get therapy.
The I make a lil joke about their video singing karaoke and get unmatched.
Gurl, get therapy.
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I love the dudes on dating apps who open with “must be able to laugh at yourself.”
The I make a lil joke about their video singing karaoke and get unmatched.
Gurl, get therapy.
The I make a lil joke about their video singing karaoke and get unmatched.
Gurl, get therapy.
The Gilmore Girls unholy trinity are Christopher, April, and TJ.
I won’t be taking questions.
I won’t be taking questions.
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Gilmore Girls unholy trinity are Christopher, April, and TJ.
I won’t be taking questions.
I won’t be taking questions.
What if we touched butts?
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What if we touched butts?
I’m glad that we no longer have room in the staff refrigerator for the sugar free Monster Energy but we DO have from for something called Tropi-Cola.
Ok.
Ok.
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m glad that we no longer have room in the staff refrigerator for the sugar free Monster Energy but we DO have from for something called Tropi-Cola.
Ok.
Ok.
She’s been thru it this morning.
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
She’s been thru it this morning.
Watching this week’s episode of Welcome to Derry:
a man with glasses says " that 's my boy " in front of a crowd
ALT: a man with glasses says " that 's my boy " in front of a crowd
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Watching this week’s episode of Welcome to Derry:
"Lezza's debut memoir is a riot. With essays surrounding the life and death of his father and his own coming-of-age, Lezza has turned chaos into insight, anger into testimony.” - Edgar Gomez
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December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"Lezza's debut memoir is a riot. With essays surrounding the life and death of his father and his own coming-of-age, Lezza has turned chaos into insight, anger into testimony.” - Edgar Gomez
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Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account:
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account:
I hope whoever convinced FUN. to record a holiday album was excommunicated from the music industry.
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I hope whoever convinced FUN. to record a holiday album was excommunicated from the music industry.
I have an idea for a holiday themed stand up comedy special.
Im gonna call it “Where My Background Zingers?!”
Im gonna call it “Where My Background Zingers?!”
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I have an idea for a holiday themed stand up comedy special.
Im gonna call it “Where My Background Zingers?!”
Im gonna call it “Where My Background Zingers?!”
At what age does it become a reflex to read every letter or sign out loud?
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
At what age does it become a reflex to read every letter or sign out loud?
The three words every gay wants to hear:
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The three words every gay wants to hear:
Not me following my mom’s hot endodontist on Instagram…
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Not me following my mom’s hot endodontist on Instagram…
Hey, you! There’s no better time to grab a PHYSICAL copy of my book than right now. This week, my publisher, @vineleavespress.bsky.social, is selling all books at 25% if you purchase thru them directly. So, act fast before this sale goes HOUDINI!
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Hey, you! There’s no better time to grab a PHYSICAL copy of my book than right now. This week, my publisher, @vineleavespress.bsky.social, is selling all books at 25% if you purchase thru them directly. So, act fast before this sale goes HOUDINI!
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A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
The Book I Found in the $1 Bin — Split Lip Magazine
I liked the cover because there was a sexy man on it and I’m easy to manipulate, so I brought it to the register and paid a dollar. In the sun, I opened the book and found an inscription: To Russel, ...
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December 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
A smile is something special
A ribbon is something rare
So, I’ll be special
And, I’ll be rare
With a smile and a ribbon in my hair
A ribbon is something rare
So, I’ll be special
And, I’ll be rare
With a smile and a ribbon in my hair
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
A smile is something special
A ribbon is something rare
So, I’ll be special
And, I’ll be rare
With a smile and a ribbon in my hair
A ribbon is something rare
So, I’ll be special
And, I’ll be rare
With a smile and a ribbon in my hair
When you text LMAO, are you really LYAO?
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
When you text LMAO, are you really LYAO?
Trying to decide if I want to stay in my holiday bubble or watch the gay hockey show and potentially ruin my life…
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Trying to decide if I want to stay in my holiday bubble or watch the gay hockey show and potentially ruin my life…
I believe that we, as a people, deserve the entire month of December off. There’s cocoa to drink, movies to watch, fireplaces to sit by, and absolutely zero time for werk or würk or however it’s spelled.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I believe that we, as a people, deserve the entire month of December off. There’s cocoa to drink, movies to watch, fireplaces to sit by, and absolutely zero time for werk or würk or however it’s spelled.
Never tell them.
Macaulay Culkin says his two sons still don’t know he played Kevin in ‘HOME ALONE’:
“Two days ago, my oldest wanted to see pictures of me and my siblings. I pulled out an old family photo. He looks directly at me and goes, ‘That kid looks like Kevin — who’s that?’”
“Two days ago, my oldest wanted to see pictures of me and my siblings. I pulled out an old family photo. He looks directly at me and goes, ‘That kid looks like Kevin — who’s that?’”
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Never tell them.
No one told me that part of shopping today meant I could ogle all the husbands’ pert little butts in their athletic pants.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
No one told me that part of shopping today meant I could ogle all the husbands’ pert little butts in their athletic pants.
Would you break bread with me?
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Would you break bread with me?