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Joseph Lezza
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Writer. Worrier. Full-time coffee chugger. Eric Hoffer Book Award Finalist. “I’m Never Fine,” a memoir, OUT NOW from Vine Leaves Press 🇮🇹 🔗: https://linktr.ee/josephlezza
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Hello, bluski. I’m Joseph. I’m a writer, memoirist, and Eric Hoffer Book Award finalist. I’m also totally gaybones and, on some days, am not terrible to look at. I’d love to connect with other writers, readers, and all-around sweater wearers. Plz share and lets follow each other into oblivion!
I’ll bring the bags!
There is an epidemic of people who do not know how to operate revolving doors.
How dare you be so accurate.

I managed not to totally lose it. But, if one has to cry, doing it watching all these people uniformly gush over this beloved man is a great choice.
Heartbreaking and glorious. Love, someone who considered Uncle Buck to be his actual uncle.
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Tell me why I thought the guy in the UPS truck was hitting on me when he was, in fact, just trying not to run me over.
Nothing says “Welcome back from vacation” like a broken washing machine.
The Algonqueen round table.
I look forward to when we can get @splitlipthemag.bsky.social contributor @rpmirabella.bsky.social and Pushcart Nominee @josephlezza.com back on the show.

Until then enjoy this (starts at minute 22:00)...

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Is this a bad time to tell you that they’ve killed the Archduke Ferdinand?
Like, is there a mailing list?
When I get invited to something called “Connected Conversations: Young Men’s Voices” and my first question is how do I get them to talk less?
Literally obsessed with me.
Speed 2: Cruise Control (2025)

A boy (me) winds up on a plane next to a Timotheé Chalamet doppelgänger and refuses to let it land.
I just got a massage so intense I can’t see right out of one eye.
Cousin It trying to thirst trap.
Well, hi, new follow.
I think she got my hair exactly right.
WHO in their wrong-ass mind…?
I told them not to, but they went ahead and named a street after me, anyway.