Joseph Galbo (turkeywolf)
@josephgalbo.bsky.social
Tirelessly. In anonymity. Against all odds.
For the people.
All opinions my own and do not reflect the opinions of @cpsc.gov. Personal account for talking about animation, pop culture, injury prevention, and public health.
For the people.
All opinions my own and do not reflect the opinions of @cpsc.gov. Personal account for talking about animation, pop culture, injury prevention, and public health.
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Sorry if I don't engage with your political posts. It's not that I don't see them or don't care. It's just that the hatch act is real for people like me.
The Last Jedi is so great imo we have yet to see its influence pop up in the rest of the franchise in any meaningful way. Even Rouge One, fresh as it felt, fit comfortably within the broader franchise. TLJ is its own thing on so many levels it'll be years before we get those vibes again.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Last Jedi is so great imo we have yet to see its influence pop up in the rest of the franchise in any meaningful way. Even Rouge One, fresh as it felt, fit comfortably within the broader franchise. TLJ is its own thing on so many levels it'll be years before we get those vibes again.
Being middle aged is packing for Thanksgiving and staring at four nearly identical flannel shirts thinking well, I can't bring this one. It's too expected.
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Being middle aged is packing for Thanksgiving and staring at four nearly identical flannel shirts thinking well, I can't bring this one. It's too expected.
Songs with dialog or skits are for cowards. Commit and write a musical already.
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Songs with dialog or skits are for cowards. Commit and write a musical already.
Finally playing Horizon Zero Dawn and hot take it's great.
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Finally playing Horizon Zero Dawn and hot take it's great.
Looking back on it, the guy was a dinosaur themed space ninja. How brilliant was that?
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Looking back on it, the guy was a dinosaur themed space ninja. How brilliant was that?
All timer thread
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
All timer thread
A few years ago I was reading stories about how golf was a dying sport and the golf industry seems to have responded by stepping up its influencer marketing game because athletes are now golfing everywhere.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
A few years ago I was reading stories about how golf was a dying sport and the golf industry seems to have responded by stepping up its influencer marketing game because athletes are now golfing everywhere.
Catching some of these Robert Pattinson and Jennifer Lawrence interviews and it's a real shame that movie wasn't a romantic comedy because the chemistry is excellent.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Catching some of these Robert Pattinson and Jennifer Lawrence interviews and it's a real shame that movie wasn't a romantic comedy because the chemistry is excellent.
Who is buying this for me.
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who is buying this for me.
With the end of Jurassic World Chaos Theory, the next move for the franchise should be a policy focused show on a commission that finally holds all of these companies accountable for their dinosaur crimes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
With the end of Jurassic World Chaos Theory, the next move for the franchise should be a policy focused show on a commission that finally holds all of these companies accountable for their dinosaur crimes.
Looking up Gmail alternatives with Chrome not because I'm ready to switch but because I want them to know I'm a man on the edge.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Looking up Gmail alternatives with Chrome not because I'm ready to switch but because I want them to know I'm a man on the edge.
Jurassic World Chaos Theory S4 smartly and quickly dumped the "hold the corporation accountable" stuff that's plagued the JW franchise for years now and got back to what made it special - these characters getting themselves in and out of trouble while being chased by dinosaurs.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Jurassic World Chaos Theory S4 smartly and quickly dumped the "hold the corporation accountable" stuff that's plagued the JW franchise for years now and got back to what made it special - these characters getting themselves in and out of trouble while being chased by dinosaurs.
Am I happy for the FAA people getting bonuses who conducted the life or death work of safely landing planes? Yes. Of course. Do I think it should also be me? A dutiful poster? Also, yes.
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Am I happy for the FAA people getting bonuses who conducted the life or death work of safely landing planes? Yes. Of course. Do I think it should also be me? A dutiful poster? Also, yes.
Electricity bill so high I'm about to install solar out of spite.
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Electricity bill so high I'm about to install solar out of spite.
Random TV screensaver is back this time inviting a woman into my home to do yoga by a lake.
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Random TV screensaver is back this time inviting a woman into my home to do yoga by a lake.
I'm feeling the spirit
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm feeling the spirit
Lol.
man i HATE it when i respawn as a baby in the hospital at the very start of my life, and then some jabroni makes me die on the very first goomba
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November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Lol.
Tuning into S4 of Jurassic World Chaos Theory. Hoping they can get some of the good magic going that they had in S1. Whenever these characters have to do corporate espionage stuff things get wonky.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Tuning into S4 of Jurassic World Chaos Theory. Hoping they can get some of the good magic going that they had in S1. Whenever these characters have to do corporate espionage stuff things get wonky.
Treated myself to a post-shutdown present. My dad had one of these growing up.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Treated myself to a post-shutdown present. My dad had one of these growing up.
Love it when my very expensive phone can't render the color purple.
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Love it when my very expensive phone can't render the color purple.
Chris Nolan hates to see a building upright.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Chris Nolan hates to see a building upright.
This is public service.
CARLY'S GRAETEST JEPSONGS has been updated with a 50th track for your listening pleasure. It's not a ranking but it IS properly sequenced like any good mixtape, so you should be able to put it on and get fully Carlypilled in under three hours (if you aren't already!)
CARLY'S GRAETEST JEPSONGS (best of CRJ) by Sam on Apple Music
Playlist · 50 Songs
music.apple.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is public service.
I'll tell you one thing wrong with this app - no one is ever sharing pictures from olive garden
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'll tell you one thing wrong with this app - no one is ever sharing pictures from olive garden
Hugging every man I see today
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hugging every man I see today