In recognition of the Special Aircraft Maintenance Operation. #slavaukraini #solidarity

Me with the box of chocolates:

#robberbaronreturn #gildedage2 #elon #zuck #bezos #oil #defensecontractors #trump

There are perhaps a handful of people out there who can fully appreciate the nuance of my joke:

I Kant believe it's not Baumgarten!
#philosophy #kant #baumgarten #taste #art

One built a large colander for a wall, the other built two Death Stars. One is trying to get away with it using pesky kids, the other would have gotten away with it except for those pesky kids. They are not the same picture.

"And gas used to be 88¢! We wore denim tents for pants, as was the fashion of the time. And the Internet used to scream at you through the telephone but not like now, you had to have this big box on your desktop to translate it for you!

Sorry, Jeff, the Internet only amplifies the Streisand Effect. #censored #wapo #bezos

When you're driving past a healthcare executive...

That is a really nice haunt.

Here's mine from this year.

@iamalyankovic.bsky.social I don't want you to worry because I've started using the Plantpecia to fill in that spot.
Excited to see you in Huntsville next year though! ❤️🎉🥸🤿🪗

We pizza what we must, because we can... #ApizzatureScience

It's true!