Joseph Casper Baker III
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Joseph Casper Baker III
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I am a meat popsicle looking for that cozy little amphora on the edge of town. Behold! A philosopher! 🐣
In recognition of the Special Aircraft Maintenance Operation. #slavaukraini #solidarity
June 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Me with the box of chocolates:
May 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
There are perhaps a handful of people out there who can fully appreciate the nuance of my joke:

I Kant believe it's not Baumgarten!
#philosophy #kant #baumgarten #taste #art
March 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
One built a large colander for a wall, the other built two Death Stars. One is trying to get away with it using pesky kids, the other would have gotten away with it except for those pesky kids. They are not the same picture.
February 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"And gas used to be 88¢! We wore denim tents for pants, as was the fashion of the time. And the Internet used to scream at you through the telephone but not like now, you had to have this big box on your desktop to translate it for you!
February 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
January 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
January 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sorry, Jeff, the Internet only amplifies the Streisand Effect. #censored #wapo #bezos
January 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
When you're driving past a healthcare executive...
December 9, 2024 at 8:19 PM
That is a really nice haunt.

Here's mine from this year.
December 6, 2024 at 7:55 AM
@iamalyankovic.bsky.social I don't want you to worry because I've started using the Plantpecia to fill in that spot.
Excited to see you in Huntsville next year though! ❤️🎉🥸🤿🪗
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 AM
We pizza what we must, because we can... #ApizzatureScience
November 25, 2024 at 3:15 AM
It's true!
November 14, 2024 at 8:36 AM