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Six Tiny Ghouls
@josefschwem.com
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Author of the webcomic Please Forgive Me!!!
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https://gobolatula.com/pfm/
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Six Tiny Ghouls @josefschwem.com · Aug 18
Today's Please Forgive Me!!! comic is about haircare. It's complicated topic. for example, did you know you have to "care" for your hair? Apparently it's not supposed to get matted and filled with tiny swarming insects that constantly bite your neck and face! I know!!
gobolatula.bsky.social gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · Aug 18
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

If a guy was named Friar McJesus, do you think he'd feel pressured to become a man of the Irish cloth? Asking for the same friend.
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big surprise: walmart's brand of furikake sucks ass compared to the name brand stuff. #walmart #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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maggiemice.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your roast walnut!
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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hughneill.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving! Remember to drink 36-72 Michelob Ultras and cut off your left hand in a single swift strike
A man’s left hand (still attached) laid on a cutting board next to a large rustic carbon steel Serbian cleaver.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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licorice all-sorts should have like 100 calories in a bag. its insane how big a caloric hit you have to take and the reward is fucking licorice
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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In today's Please Forgive Me!!! comic, Special Agent Terry Gross (no relation) is feeling pressured by the gaze of judgmental mourners who don't appreciate haute couture.
gobolatula.bsky.social gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 2d
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

So you're telling me that if I met Better Call Saul in real life, he not only wouldn't be able to save me in court, but his name is actually Bob Odenkirk? What a sick joke!
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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adegenart.bsky.social
Game
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I'm usually against unnecessary sequels but I would love to see Sam and Max hit the road again.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
HORSES cover with a banned from Steam logo
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
A 4 panel grayscale comic strip In the upper margin is the title “Concrete Beach” on the left and a stylized crown logo on the right. Panel 1: narration: Got off work at the Cigarette King Image: a squat 1960s style grocery store with a brick and concrete facade. Illustrated advertisements for “Ribeye” and cigarettes are drawn on the windows. A shopping cart is in the middle of the empty parking lot. There are palm trees rising behind the building and a palm frond on the ground Panel 2: narration: Can’t drive into the ocean (long line) Image: the ocean stretches to the horizon. A long pier stretches into the ocean. A line of cars are waiting their turn to drive of it. One is splashing into the water, nose first. Panel 3: narration: There is a place 24 hrs You are welcome Image: power lines run behind a squat building with dark windows and a dark roof. There is a fish logo over the door. A large round sign on a pole says “Captain’s Table.” There is an image of an anchor in the center of the sign. Panel 4: narration : A butterflied fish reveals a secret face. Image: POV sitting at a booth in a restaurant. The walls ads wood paneled. There are condiments on the table, and a knife and fork. There is a plate on the table containing a fish meal. The fish is split down the middle. The split dish has strange eyes and a small mouth inside it, as if it was a human face. A speech balloon is coming from the fish, but the balloon only says “speaking” in parentheses. We do not know what the fish is saying.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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disgustingfilm.bsky.social
Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies

(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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did they have pizza in "star wars"
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I just remembered the punchline to this comic by @gobolatula.bsky.social and burst out laughing again.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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gobolatula.bsky.social
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

In case you didn't know, there is sludge everywhere that's completely free! Sludge of all kinds!
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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sarahmargs.bsky.social
This is the thread for my minicomic, Into the Bladelands! I will be posting updates of anywhere from 2-4 pages here, hopefully to be finished before the end of the year.

Sky disappears. Ari gets left behind. Five years later, the door to the Bladelands opens again.
Into the Bladelans cover Ari (vo): When I was sixteen, my best friend disappeared. We grew up together in the woods between our houses. Sky could have fun no matter what. Sky: Pick up your sword and fith me like a man! Ari: Wait for me! Ari (vo): My favorite thing to do was just live in his world. Bully: Whatcha drawin, faggots? The map to your honeymoon? Sky punches him. Later, Ari tends to his wounds. Sky: You probably think I'm really stupid. Ari: I just think you're really brave. They kiss. Sky: We can't tell anyone about this, okay? Ari: Yeah, of course. A couple years pass. Sky and Ari are looking at the stars. Sky: Y'know, I think about it all the time. Ari: What we've been doing? Sky: No, man, the Bladelands! We'd run shit over there. Be warriors or kings or whatever. Ari: Heh, too bad it's not real. Sky: well, it could be. Ari: Dude. Sky: I'm just saying! Maybe we were picking up a signal or something. Like a radio station from another state, but with dragons. It feels like that sometimes. Y'know, I turn 17 tomorrow. And I'm starting to freak out a little because, like, this is it? I thought I could be more than this. Ari: Hey, you can be! When we're 18, we can get out of here. We'll move to the city. Together. Sky: I guess... it still just all feels so small. At least in the Bladelands, there's magic. And prophecy, and swords, and danger. You can be an adventurer. You can at least be, like, an important person. Ari: You're important, Sky. You're important to me. Sky: Heh. Gayyy. Ari: Shut up. Ari (VO): That was the last night I ever saw him. Ari walks away. Sky spots a mysterious portal behind a tree and reaches out to it. Ari (Vo): The next day, he was gone. We see a montage of Ari's lonely life. Sky's parents mourn and move away. Ari graduates. Gets a job working at a bookstore. The impromptu memorial for Sky rots. Ari (VO): And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And then five years were gone.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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gobolatula.bsky.social
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I don't think anyone should be allowed to throw food away, ever, for any reason. I don't think it should be eaten either. I'm like a vegan but the next level of that.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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olliemnjones.bsky.social
Hi, looking for some illustration work at the moment, send me a message if you'd like some art for your project. You can also email me at [email protected]
Thanks!
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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gobolatula.bsky.social
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

Trying to grow a beard on my fingernails. It just seems like the most unsettling thing I can do and I'm trying to get fired from my job as a normal guy doing regular stuff.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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hiimbleep.bsky.social
Going to name my next dog this
Screenshot of Shiren the Wanderer 2 for Nintendo 64 with a dialogue box for a dog which says "Gorongo Shiren Sweet Himikodate Santamaria Daikokudate Yotekina Iwanyan the 3rd: Bark!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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bring back sim ant
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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hate in martial arts stories when a guy destroys a tree with a single kick to show how strong he is, or whatever--like at least with the guy whose whisper-thin blade cleanly slices through the entire trunk in one dainty swing, you can recover the wood for useful purposes. have respect for trees!
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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gobolatula.bsky.social
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

Here's a tip for if you want to beat any video game: cheat. It works every time! Make it so you never get hurt and never die. Do it so much that you figure out how to do that in real life too.

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623: Shahvee – Please Forgive Me!!!
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November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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sarahmargs.bsky.social
Fern studies the blade.
Fiddlehead Fern, a comic about a mouse (Niko), a gnome girl (Fern), and a talking rock (Rocky). Panel 1: Niko is training with a sword fashioned from a tapestry needle. Fern and Rocky arrive with sticks. Fern: Niko! Niko! Teach us how to fight! Please! Rocky: We want to be knights! Panel 2: Niko: I'll teach you, but it's no game. I know how to fight because I was born in a community deep, deep in Fiddlehead Forest. The burrow where I lived had succumbed long ago to a culture of fear, hatred and violence. Panel 3: Niko experimentally swings the needle. Niko: I train with the blade to keep my new life safe. I live in fear that one day, the demons from my past will return. If they find me, WHEN they find me, I want to at least be able to put up a fight. It still might not be enough. Panel 4: Niko: Do you understand the gravity of the situation? Fern (through tears): I'm so bored I'm gonna die! Rocky (upset): Wait, what does "violins" mean?
August 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM